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jonathanashton ♂️ [23152515] [2012-08-18 18:19:42 +0000 UTC] "The Stuttering freak" (United Kingdom)

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# Comments

Comments: 46

Fisherella [2013-06-10 06:52:49 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday ya nutty wanker!

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jonathanashton [2012-10-15 15:03:46 +0000 UTC]

Stammering Awareness day 22nd of october

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jonathanashton [2012-10-15 15:03:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]

This links is of my Friend leys Geddes who was Vice Chairman of The British Stammering Association raising awareness of People who live with severe stammers.
Its a daily battle sometimes to even speak fluent ,when people think your slow .

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jonathanashton [2012-10-15 11:10:29 +0000 UTC]

Ive had 5 affairs with dogs over the years and im not allowed to keep pets anymore .
Why is it treated as a crime in this day and age when dog and man cannot Marry or have a loving caring relationship .
Me last dog was taken off me after we got stuck for 4 hours in the shower with me and had to phone the police and ambulance service .
They said id raped the dog but how can they say this when the dog loved me .
When will the law be changed .
Im hurting
Jonathan Ashton

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Fisherella [2012-10-11 03:35:41 +0000 UTC]

I tagged you in my journal: [link] Hope you don't mind. I tried to make it interesting and fun.

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jonathanashton [2012-10-09 21:31:46 +0000 UTC]

honesty doesnt always work both ways.
but honesty is always the right path to walk
i gave up on something dear just to be honest with you
An investment that didnt return

i understand your decision and the pain it brought
honestly, it could have been different
it was your call

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

my only chance to see you went to the drain
honesty doesnt always work both ways,
now that i know that. should i continue being honest?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

Love is a beautiful thing on that everyone can agree
only when its welcomed by love from the other side
what will happen when its not?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

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jonathanashton [2012-10-09 20:36:53 +0000 UTC]

i may be poor but at least im not living in Hell

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jonathanashton [2012-10-09 20:36:14 +0000 UTC]

Your no Mary Poppins your a heartless bastard

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jonathanashton [2012-10-09 20:32:57 +0000 UTC]

FREEDOM

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jonathanashton [2012-10-09 20:31:11 +0000 UTC]

You humiliated me for years making me feel like a piece of shit with your sick fucking games , i delivered my 3 kids into this world and have never once hurt them ,ive had to half kill and feel as though id rather someone abuse me then go near them ,i worked my balls off for years being laughed at and ridiculed for admitting i was abused as a child ,you never wanted to help me you seen the money i was making ,
All i needed was someone to belief what happened to me ,there was no need to lie ,
I was a loving caring protective father and no man can take that from me .
I knew i was an embarrasment not being able to speak fluent .
But i got the Winners Medal .
My kids will not be kids forever and i will have my time to show them who i really am after people beliefing in me .
Im going sit at home and learn to paint and enjoy the last chance i have to live after working for 24 years with Asbestos ,you may live longer but you will never be greater then me because you can speak fluent .
Ill have the last laugh for showing more courage then any man you,ll meet .
Johnny ashton
I hope i made you fucking vomit ya Rat and the pack of rats you associate with

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jonathanashton [2012-10-03 17:33:19 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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jonathanashton [2012-10-01 23:23:10 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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T3-art [2012-09-29 15:19:02 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav

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jonathanashton [2012-09-29 14:52:23 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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jonathanashton [2012-09-28 22:11:17 +0000 UTC]

honesty doesnt always work both ways.
but honesty is always the right path to walk
i gave up on something dear just to be honest with you
An investment that didnt return

i understand your decision and the pain it brought
honestly, it could have been different
it was your call

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

my only chance to see you went to the drain
honesty doesnt always work both ways,
now that i know that. should i continue being honest?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

Love is a beautiful thing on that everyone can agree
only when its welcomed by love from the other side
what will happen when its not?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

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jonathanashton [2012-09-27 10:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday to my Daughter Kasey xxx
Have a lovely day hope you got your card x
Love forever Dad x

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jonathanashton [2012-09-27 10:20:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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jonathanashton [2012-09-27 09:26:48 +0000 UTC]

I Kissed a Dog
by ~Fisherella

I Kissed a Dog


This was never what I planned, not my invention.
I got so brave getting a tan, lost my discretion.
It's not what I'm used to, but stranger things go on.
You came into my yard, and got my attention!


I kissed a dog, and I liked it
better than some whores I've been with.
I kissed a dog, just to try it
I sure hope Meatwad don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
so that's what he meant by tonight
I kissed a dog and I liked it. I liked it!


Hand banana is his name. My crazy neighbors
experimented in my pool, and made this freak of nature.
It's not what, good guys do, not how we should behave.
I get so damn confused. Does this mean that I'm not straight?


I kissed a dog, and I liked it
better than some whores I've been with.
I kissed a dog, just to try it
I sure hope Meatwad don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
so that's what he meant by tonight
I kissed a dog and I liked it. I liked it!


These dogs they are so magical. Soft fur, black lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, they cook and talk. Too good to, deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent!


I kissed a dog, and I liked it
better than some whores I've been with.
I kissed a dog, just to try it,
I sure hope Meatwad don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
so that's what he meant by tonight
I kissed a dog and I liked it. I liked it!

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jonathanashton [2012-09-26 21:48:40 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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jonathanashton [2012-09-26 20:54:57 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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jonathanashton [2012-09-25 15:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Everyone considered him
the rapist of the county
and he never stood one single time
to prove the county wrong.
Meatwad named him Hand Banana,
but folks just called him yellow.
Something always told me
they were reading Hand Banana wrong.


Hand Banana had only been just made
when he fell in love with Carl,
But there were racial differences
and Hand was the Milkshake's son.
There were misunderstandings
and Carl thought he'd raped him.
Hand Banana said to Carl,
these words from his heart:


"Everything I've done
has been meant with love and fun.
Dogs don't get permission when they hump.
Now please don't think I'm a freak
but I'm in love with your butt cheeks.
Carl I sure hope you understand,
all I want is to be your man."


There's someone for everyone
Hand Banana's love was Carl.
On Carl's back he didn't have
to prove he was a man.
One day while Hand was working
the Mooninites came call'n.
They took turns at Carl.
(There were two of them.)


Hand Banana opened the door
and saw his Carl crying.
The torn clothes
the shattered house
were more than he could stand.
He reached above the TV set
and took down their wedding picture.
As his tears fell on the glass
this is what he said:


"Everything I've done
has been meant with love and fun.
We dogs don't get permission when we hump.
but it's only a freak
that would hurt such sweet butt cheeks.
Carl, just please tell me where they went.
It's gonna be holy hell for them."


The Mooninites just laughed at him
when Hand walked into the barroom.
One of them got up and met him halfway cross the floor.
When Hand Banana turned they said,
"Hey look ol'Yellow's leavin!"
(But you could have heard a pin drop
when Hand Banana stopped to lock the door.)


All the years of Carl's torture
were downloaded inside him.
He wasn't holding nothing back.
He let them have it all.
When Hand left the barroom
not a Mooninite was standing.
He said this once to Carl
as he watched the last one fall:


an I heard him say...


"Look at what I've done!
It certainly was fun.
They have gotten just what they deserve.
Now let's go be in peace
and I'll rub your sore butt cheeks.
Carl I think now you understand,
I am always and
ever your man."

PMSFL

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T3-art [2012-09-21 12:13:28 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav

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Fisherella [2012-09-20 12:02:20 +0000 UTC]

Here's something I think you will enjoy: [link]

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jonathanashton In reply to Fisherella [2012-09-20 23:18:03 +0000 UTC]

~jonathanashton Sep 11, 2012 New member Hobbyist General Artist
honesty doesnt always work both ways.
but honesty is always the right path to walk
i gave up on something dear just to be honest with you
An investment that didnt return

i understand your decision and the pain it brought
honestly, it could have been different
it was your call

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

my only chance to see you went to the drain
honesty doesnt always work both ways,
now that i know that. should i continue being honest?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

Love is a beautiful thing on that everyone can agree
only when its welcomed by love from the other side
what will happen when its not?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

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jonathanashton [2012-09-20 11:40:00 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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jonathanashton [2012-09-20 10:45:55 +0000 UTC]

[link]


Always makes me giggle

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jonathanashton [2012-09-18 13:26:35 +0000 UTC]

Starting my second attempt on making a head in clay

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jonathanashton In reply to jonathanashton [2012-09-19 12:01:57 +0000 UTC]

My belief is ,there are more deaths over Religion and faith then any other cause in this world .
I believe once our eye,s close for the last time its over and we never go to anywhere except in the memories of frinds and family .
Jesus did not die for my sins ,he was just a preacher like many in his living day ,
As for being nailed to the cross ,many millions have been named to the cross .
As for the immaculate conception its rubbish Mary was having an affair on Joseph the simpleton .
Im an Atheist and believe heaven and hell is made in our living lives
But i will be praying to many gods on my death bed ,lol
Lord Hear me x

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jonathanashton In reply to jonathanashton [2012-09-26 21:10:43 +0000 UTC]

1 . im one of the most protective people kmowing,.
2. i tried my best as a father .
3 i love my 3 kids until death .
4, give me break .
I live with a severe stammer
5 Im a trained killer
6, ill never stop painting .
7,Ill never fade away

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Undeadsac [2012-09-18 00:07:53 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the add.

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1774744 [2012-09-17 21:02:07 +0000 UTC]

It is a work from the 90 thies..How come

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jonathanashton [2012-09-17 20:50:31 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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AngelasPortraits [2012-09-14 09:22:04 +0000 UTC]

for adding OLIVIA ... biro pen challenge to your


--
" There is no such thing as chance; and what seem to us merest accident springs from the deepest source of destiny "


[link]
[link]

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jonathanashton In reply to AngelasPortraits [2012-09-16 11:43:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you x

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jonathanashton [2012-09-11 17:29:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm never good enough
I'll never be
I'll never be who you want me to be
I'll never have the grades
I'll never have the mind
I'll never have the posture
And you'll never have the time
To hear me explain
That i am who I am
And no one can change that
Not even you can

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jonathanashton [2012-09-11 13:07:42 +0000 UTC]

honesty doesnt always work both ways.
but honesty is always the right path to walk
i gave up on something dear just to be honest with you
An investment that didnt return

i understand your decision and the pain it brought
honestly, it could have been different
it was your call

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

my only chance to see you went to the drain
honesty doesnt always work both ways,
now that i know that. should i continue being honest?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

Love is a beautiful thing on that everyone can agree
only when its welcomed by love from the other side
what will happen when its not?

i chose to do the right thing
knowing its the worst thing i can do
for me, but for you it was the best thing i could ever do.

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WhiteWolfEm [2012-08-28 17:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanxx for faving my picture ^.^ XxX

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XxItsBitterSweetxX [2012-08-26 15:44:53 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave

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jonathanashton In reply to XxItsBitterSweetxX [2012-08-26 20:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Well done you x

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XxItsBitterSweetxX In reply to jonathanashton [2012-08-26 20:27:28 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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Advent317 [2012-08-26 04:21:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite on "One Day It'll Make Sense."

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jonathanashton [2012-08-22 11:58:05 +0000 UTC]

What does Fave mean ,Im quite new to this Art site

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JALpix [2012-08-21 06:19:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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xxbrayyanxx [2012-08-19 19:15:53 +0000 UTC]

thanx for the fav <3

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SweetsMelody [2012-08-19 17:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave

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thelynxwarrior [2012-08-19 16:11:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav ^^

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