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kalorus ♂️ [371882] [2003-03-17 22:51:29 +0000 UTC] "Kalorus Chaos" (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 21; Deviations: 129; Watchers: 31

Watching: 96; Pageviews: 9940; Comments Made: 755; Friends: 96

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Thomas Perkins
Favorite movies: Gremlins 2 / Versus / Beetlejuice
Favorite TV shows: Venture Bros / Archer / Black Books
Favorite bands / musical artists: Nine Inch Nails / Reel Big Fish / Homestuck Bandcamp
Favorite books: Good Omens / Discworld Series / Transmetropolitan
Favorite writers: Neil Gaiman / Terry Pratchett / Warren Ellis
Favorite games: Longest Journey / Vampire: Bloodlines
Favorite gaming platform: PC / 360
Tools of the Trade: Whatever I can grab.
Other Interests: Computer Games / Sci-Fi / Fantasy

# Comments

Comments: 65

chief-orc [2012-11-10 07:28:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching!

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Bryan-Lobdell [2011-04-14 06:42:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanx for the Watch!!

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victoriahellsing [2011-02-27 18:10:20 +0000 UTC]

Hi there. ^_^


Sorry I was clicking on the random deviants button on the bottom of the page and it lead me to you so I decided to comment. ^_^

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toonartist [2010-10-02 19:42:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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Ogfaen [2006-04-07 21:13:14 +0000 UTC]

hello trouble!

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kalorus In reply to Ogfaen [2006-04-09 20:28:11 +0000 UTC]

'ello troubled!

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Ogfaen In reply to kalorus [2006-04-09 20:37:34 +0000 UTC]

im bored! why did every one go home for the easter hols?

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kalorus In reply to Ogfaen [2006-04-14 02:57:47 +0000 UTC]

To get away from crazy ginger midgets.

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Ogfaen In reply to kalorus [2006-05-01 11:39:28 +0000 UTC]

now who do u meen by crazy ginger midgets?

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catastrotaffy [2005-07-23 19:13:34 +0000 UTC]

psst. giftart. [link]

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sybarita [2005-07-08 07:07:28 +0000 UTC]

thank you, baby!

x

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hurolozturk [2005-07-07 12:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching

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JustinCoffee [2005-04-21 20:17:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!
-Justin.

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Lyenuv [2005-04-08 04:34:22 +0000 UTC]

*Returns some doomy huggles to you*

Thanks, hun, you made me feel better ^_^

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sailor-rocket [2004-12-22 05:58:18 +0000 UTC]

nyah i was worried when you didnt fave the pic; i thought you didn't like it!! i worked really hard on it and i really like it too

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sailor-rocket [2004-12-17 21:32:48 +0000 UTC]

gueeeesss whaaaattttt?

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Lyenuv [2004-11-25 16:16:25 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch, hun, it's very appreciated!

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glittercunt [2004-10-14 12:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch :3

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pinkfairylotus [2004-10-02 01:47:50 +0000 UTC]

mow

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sailor-rocket [2004-09-25 08:12:28 +0000 UTC]

OMG I'm laughing till i wet myself... YOu have been subject to insatiable glomping, kicking in the nads, kissing, and being smacked in the face with a crowbar. What a DA injustice!

ROFL

You are so funny. I love you. (btw: I'm here to refresh my memory on your lil' ones before I make you a present!)

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biancamarou [2004-09-01 06:39:04 +0000 UTC]

*comes a reapin'*

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AngelDelight [2004-07-27 07:59:24 +0000 UTC]

I hate to be a kill joy, but I think you should read this [link]

I noticed you'd been doing this and your page is pretty much swamped in glomps and kisses and hugs and kicks in the nads even!

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shurose18 [2004-06-21 19:31:16 +0000 UTC]

Orgasm...at your picture..#

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shurose18 [2004-06-21 19:31:10 +0000 UTC]

Oragsm...at your picture..#

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tea-chan [2004-05-05 19:51:54 +0000 UTC]

I can't figure out why.. but your icon and the quote in your sig make me think of The Tempest..

...-shrug-


-gets lynched-


And.. anyway.. I-

o.o -stares at his ID-

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Sevenpointfive [2004-03-27 19:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Take it like a MAN!

YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED IN THE NADS! Spread the pain to all yer guy friends, and the girls you're not sure about yet... Copy and paste this message on their user page

W00T! MY WORD IS LAW (aka rules)
1. You may kick or knee anyone as many times as you see fit
2. You can take revenge on people
3. *insert something spiffy here*
4. Crowbars, mallets, and other utensils MAY be used to inflict PAIN!

Remember the person who kicked you! They might have stolen your wallet also!

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Started by [link] Seven Point Five March 27, 2004

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waste-of-space [2004-03-21 21:32:49 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A CROWBAR! Spread the pain around! Pick any of your friends who you think deserve pain and, HIT THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hit the person who smacked you if you can get back up!
2- You can hit the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the pain people! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
4- You should fight in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel the pain!
5- Random attacks are perfectly okay! Feel free to choose your own weapon!
6- Please, don't worry about alternate gender violence, all deserve pain!
7- You should most definitly get started maiming right away!
Remember, this is about showing contempt to your fellow man! Everybody should die.

*this misanthropy was started by ~ kalorus

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Sevenpointfive [2004-03-16 23:38:35 +0000 UTC]

~kalorus
Celyn Kalorus
is a General Whore
is Male
is a deviant since Mar 17, 2003, 4:51 PM
has 1,200 pageviews
is located in United Kingdom
is online
is currently
is an MSN Messenger user; kalorus@hotmail.com

WOOT!

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kalorus In reply to Sevenpointfive [2004-03-17 18:45:31 +0000 UTC]

I DRAW YOU PICTURE! When i finish eating this banana and orange.

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Niemyre [2004-03-10 15:07:59 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A CROWBAR! Spread the pain around! Pick any of your friends who you think deserve pain and, HIT THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hit the person who smacked you if you can get back up!
2- You can hit the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the pain people! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
4- You should fight in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel the pain!
5- Random attacks are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about alternate gender violence, all deserve pain!
7- You should most definitly get started maiming right away!
Remember, this is about showing contempt to your fellow man! Everybody should die.

*this misanthropy was started by ~ ~ kalorus

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TheMuffin [2004-03-10 07:49:29 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A CROWBAR! Spread the pain around! Pick any of your friends who you think deserve pain and, HIT THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hit the person who smacked you if you can get back up!
2- You can hit the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the pain people! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
4- You should fight in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel the pain!
5- Random attacks are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about alternate gender violence, all deserve pain!
7- You should most definitly get started maiming right away!
Remember, this is about showing contempt to your fellow man! Everybody should die.

*this misanthropy was started by ~ kalorus

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TheMuffin [2004-03-05 20:49:39 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED! Spread the love around! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much love and, KISS THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can kiss the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the love people! At least 1 kiss !
4- You should kiss in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel loved!
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender kissing, it's a love kiss!
7- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!
Remember, this is about showing love to your fellow peeps! Everybody should get a kiss..

*this da love was started by ~ iris-emotions

YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED! Spread the love around! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much love and, HUG THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can hug the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the love people! At least 1 hug!
4- You should hug in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel loved!
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender hugging, it's a love hug!
7- You should most definitly get started hugging right away!
Remember, this is about showing love to your fellow peeps! Everybody should get a hug
*this da love was started by ~ lady-alessandra and ~ Godscrossingsandevil

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kalorus In reply to TheMuffin [2004-03-08 16:24:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh God! OH GOD MY FACE ARGH! ARGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SOMEONE SAVE ME! ARRRRGH.... mmmm

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Sevenpointfive [2004-02-16 15:51:14 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN GLOMPED! Spread the glomping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their
userpage!

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't glomp the person who glomped you!
2- You can't glomp the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- glomp 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to glomp them!

Remember the person who glomped you loves you! So you must glomp a person you love as well!

This glomping was started by ~ demon-of-the-light SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!

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shurose18 [2004-02-12 20:30:43 +0000 UTC]

Haven't heard from you in a while!

Neato shit you got there!

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privatenobby [2004-02-06 20:03:44 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE YOU!

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privatenobby In reply to privatenobby [2004-02-20 18:32:00 +0000 UTC]

I HATE YOU!

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kalorus [2004-02-05 20:27:08 +0000 UTC]

GODDAMN IT! I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS MADNESS! I HAVE MY OWN MADNESS TO PARTICIPATE IN!

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TheMuffin [2004-02-05 00:15:30 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN GLOMPED! Spread the glomping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't glomp the person who glomped you!
2- You can't glomp the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- glomp 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to glomp them!

Remember the person who glomped you loves you! So you must glomp a person you love as well!

This glomping was started by ~ demon-of-the-light
SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!

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Lightning-Baron [2004-02-05 00:12:14 +0000 UTC]

here, have another one!

YOU HAVE BEEN GLOMPED! Spread the glomping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't glomp the person who glomped you!
2- You can't glomp the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- glomp 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to glomp them!

Remember the person who glomped you loves you! So you must glomp a person you love as well!

This glomping was started by ~ demon-of-the-light
SPREAD THE LUUUUV!

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Lightning-Baron [2004-02-05 00:11:57 +0000 UTC]

here, have another one!

YOU HAVE BEEN GLOMPED! Spread the glomping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't glomp the person who glomped you!
2- You can't glomp the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- glomp 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to glomp them!

Remember the person who glomped you loves you! So you must glomp a person you love as well!

This glomping was started by ~ demon-of-the-light
SPREAD THE LUUUUV!

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poodlesheep [2004-01-30 17:43:22 +0000 UTC]

Merg! *tackle/glomp* MEW!

YOU HAVE BEEN GLOMPED! Spread the glomping love around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!

*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't glomp the person who glomped you!
2- You can't glomp the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- glomp 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to glomp them!

Remember the person who glomped you loves you! So you must glomp a person you love as well!

This glomping was started by ~ demon-of-the-light SPREAD THE LUUUUV!!!

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kalorus In reply to poodlesheep [2004-01-30 23:55:05 +0000 UTC]

Rules be damned! *glomps you anyway*

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soul-dementia [2004-01-22 05:13:47 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the stalk ^_^

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newvani [2004-01-03 03:39:03 +0000 UTC]

I bagsy Mr. Nancy!

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kalorus In reply to newvani [2004-01-03 13:29:50 +0000 UTC]

What the hell you talkin' about fool! Get your damn arse back here promptly else suffer my wrath!

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pinkfairylotus [2004-01-02 00:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the comment on my diary. *hug* thank you so much

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xuncu [2003-12-21 19:36:27 +0000 UTC]

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catastrotaffy [2003-12-19 22:47:07 +0000 UTC]

Hello you there with the kickass hair
Thanks for the watch

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pinkfairylotus [2003-12-19 10:00:16 +0000 UTC]

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