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[2007-05-04 02:49:24 +0000 UTC]
"Got it memorized?"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 113; Deviations: 17; Watchers: 7
Watching: 24; Pageviews: 3554; Comments Made: 323; Friends: 24
# Comments
Comments: 90
B-But what about the llamas!!!
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Okay okay calm down
LLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama 
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
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Your welcome!!! LLAMAS!! lol love your work!
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YES LLAMAS!!!!
Aaaw, thanx once again!
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LLAMAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!! Weolcom. <3
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>////< Thank you so much for the watch! I really appreciate it! ^^
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Oh, hey, guess what?? I've got something that you'd be interested in cooking up in the woodworks (or however that saying goes I have no idea)! I'll give you a hint: it's NOT a life sentence, and it's how Xasrah and Drexek first met OH SNAP!! It'll be at least three pages long and will be AT LEAST mildly amusing to read! 
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HOLY CRAP!
*DO WANT*
Also...
You buy cat? Cat very good quality? I just pick cat this morning. One cat 50 msk two cats 75 msk.
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Yes! And it'll be chock-full of vague references and obvious plagerism from stuff you don't even know about!
I...I, no, I don't want to buy cat, thank you...
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Cat very good quality very fresh. You buy cat? One cat 50 msk.
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All... All right, I'll buy cat...
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CAT NOT FOR SALE! *runs*
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GRAAAH!! Curses!! FOILED AGAIN!!!! IMMA CHARGIN' MAH FIREBAAAAAAALL...!!!!
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DON'T DO IT!!!
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THEN I MUST DO IT!!!
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I wannaa cast a punch fluffys face!!!
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What the hell do you think you're doing, you delinquent?? You can't just WALTZ on over here and start giving me beef, you haven't even crossed the agro-line yet!! (KOBOOOOOOOLD)
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YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT! GOSH! I went to agro management class.
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Wha-? No, I think you mean "anger management" and you were forced to take it by court order, you delinquent.
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What! WHAT!? Feel the wrath of Canadian lumber FOOL Shwayah!
Fatality bitch!
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Look, it's a tavern, Mike!!
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Nooo...that. is a cow
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GOSH, Mike, this is roleplaying; you're supposed to use your imagination, so can you like just MAKE BELIEVE that that cow is a tavern for like FIVE seconds???
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YOUR RUINING MY ADVENTURE!!!!
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I SEARCH FOR INVISIBLE TRAPS!!!
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YOU ARE STANDING OUTSIDE THERE ARE NO TRAPS!
...or something along those lines.
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Okay, okay, I search for hawt ladies. Are there any hawt ladies 'round here, or do I have to pretty for like five seconds that that cow/tavern is a pretty lady?? (Ew)
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You find 8754628756 hawt ladies.
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OhgodohgodI'msonervouswhatdoIdowhatdoIDOOOOOOOOOO???? Quick, quick, I roll a Will Save against doing something incredibly embarrassing!! WHAT DID I ROLL, DM???
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First off AWESOME I've never been a DM!
Second you roll a 19 and a 4.
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...I'VE still never been a DM... *Zetsuboshita...* *Weep weep weep*
Anywho, 19 + 4, that means I SCOOOOORE!!! ...Figuratively!! And I'm only "just a friend." Oof, that's rough. I cast flare and GIT ON OUTTA THER!!!
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Okokokokok
How about this...
Your walking along and OMG WHATS BEHIND YOU!!!
please roll to see if your stupid enough to look while I totally rob you
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Let's see... I only roll an 9, but I get a +4 bonus for being a paranoid, neurotic wreck and a +2 because I don't trust you one bit (I mean, uh, we're cool, dawg?). That's 15! I can do maths!! (2 + 2 = fish!!) How'd I do??
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I dont know I was stealing all your shit while you were doing that...*runs*
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D'hey!!! THAT'S NOT HOW DM'S DO THINGS!!! *Gives chase!* YOU YELLOW BASTARD!! GET BACK HERE BEFORE A CHUCK AN UNLADDEN SWALLOW (WHO'S VELOCITY I MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW DUE TO THE AMBIGUITY OF WHETHER IT IS AN AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN SWALLOW) AT YOU!!! I'LL GET YOU EH, STEVE! IF IT'S THE LAST THINK I DOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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