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klumsyninja ♀️ [4124609] [2007-02-07 01:34:48 +0000 UTC] "Real pain for my sham friends." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 36; Deviations: 41; Watchers: 79

Watching: 15; Pageviews: 17049; Comments Made: 9738; Friends: 15

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: JORDAN! 8D
Favorite movies: 300
Favorite bands / musical artists: msi, hellogoodbye, cake, the bloodhound gang, finch, modest mouse, eminem and lots of others...
Favorite writers: Tsugumi Ohba
Favorite games: Left 4 Dead
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360, Game Cube, PS2 and my laptop.*pets*
Tools of the Trade: a plaid sketchbook, a cheap pencil and as many lies as possible.
Other Interests: Death Note, Bleach, yaoi paddles, reading, Silent Hill, ect.

# About me

Current Residence: CLINGING TO YOUR CEILING.
Favourite genre of music: anything really...
Favourite photographer: deimara
Shell of choice: the turtle kind..?
Wallpaper of choice: *points at your wall* THAT KIND!!!8D
Skin of choice: L and B's skins pressed up against each other...:3
Favourite cartoon character: L, Light, anyone from Death Note, Ichigo, and Hichigo... BEYOND BIRTHDAY!!
Personal Quote: How long do you think it'll take to get the burnt-serial-killer-smell out of that apartment?

# Comments

Comments: 2664

FaelaArts [2018-11-15 03:55:37 +0000 UTC]

Forgive the accidental mention! Have a friend with a similar name!

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L0UDST [2010-09-18 03:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Heve I ttollldddd you lattteeeelllyyyy

that I love you? ;_;

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-09-18 04:51:48 +0000 UTC]

O____O NO. HI?

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-09-18 05:01:06 +0000 UTC]

H-hello. I just kinda thought you should know I think about you at least once every day and I'm really sad I fail at keeping in touch with people.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-09-18 05:07:58 +0000 UTC]

;~; to be honest, i thought you'd just kinda... moved on and forgot about me... that's (part of) why i stopped commenting on your stuff actually...

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-09-18 05:20:39 +0000 UTC]

I had a feeling you thought that. I don't want you to think that because I do fucking love you and and I cant like describe wtf I wanna say but I miss talking all the time.

I got MSN and like, joined other art sites, so the time I spend on dA is alot less than it used to be. I think I asked you if you'd get MSN once cause I was starting to realize its the only way I communicate anymore.

And to be a bit random; I still have that birthday card you sent fucking ages ago. It still plays when I open it too. It kinda makes me sad now though.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-09-18 05:37:19 +0000 UTC]

;______; i miss talking to you too...

i figured that, i'm barely here too, since i've taken up daemonism "for real" i haven't been online much, and when i am it's hardly ever on DA... does MSN cost money or anything?

*insert emote that properly decribes that pre-cry chest tightness* jesus christ i feel like a pussy for the ammount of nostalgia i'm feeling right now... 8~8 fuck i miss you..

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-09-18 05:48:23 +0000 UTC]

Hngg ;_______; <3

MSN is 100% free, and if you cant use MSN, then you can make a hotmail account and use Meebo instead. Meebo is a godsend. If you for some reason cant make a hotmail account you can have one of mine. ;;

&~& <3 Oh dont worry I get the near cry feeling every fucking time I even look at something that reminds me of you. I feel like a grade A toolbag all the time.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-09-18 06:00:38 +0000 UTC]

;____;

*is installing as we... type* is there anything i should know before i uhh, make an account?

i feel bad for saying(typing) this, but i was really angry at you for awhile, like i trusted you alot, what with our friendship being one of the closest ones i've ever had. but i've grown alot/done alot of thinking since we last talked...

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-09-19 04:43:14 +0000 UTC]

;[];

Uh uh uh, if you use the MSN engine, download Messenger plus! cause it lets you view and make cooler display names. o3o But idek if macs use MSN and I for some reason have it in my head that you use a mac? I have no idea.

I would be angry at me too, I assumed you would be because I fucking was. And I will never not be mad at myself for it.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-09-19 04:54:37 +0000 UTC]

;-;

i use a toshiba. *shrug* but i'm on MSN now. how would i go about getting ahold of you?

don't beat yourself up for it, i'm not really mad anymore now that i know you weren't, y'know, doing it to hurt me.

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-09-19 04:59:34 +0000 UTC]

RADARNOVA@live.com is my address, you click 'add contact' and put that in. o3o

Its really hard not to, cause its something I've gone through myself and I fucking hate it and asdfghjkl

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Cathy123 [2010-08-31 09:44:26 +0000 UTC]

OwO You remind me of a friend....
We scream at each other.
And I call her nuts.
OwO JOIN THE MADNESS!

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L0UDST [2010-06-15 16:47:56 +0000 UTC]

You know. I might start bitching at you to get MSN.

Cause like.





... I have no valid reason...

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-06-16 04:32:45 +0000 UTC]

i should.... SO WANNA HEAR SOMETHING HORRIFIC? :D

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-06-16 04:55:55 +0000 UTC]

YEAH I DO.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-06-16 05:05:40 +0000 UTC]

BO HAS A ROTTEN ABSCESS ON HIS BELLY AND I HAVE THE JOY OF CLEANING HORRIFIC YELLOW PUS OUT OF IT TILL WE GET HIM TO THE VET. *curls into an assball and cries*
"it smells like death died and was reheated in a microwave."

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-06-16 05:14:54 +0000 UTC]

....... ASDFGhjkl;';lkjhgf

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-06-16 05:27:09 +0000 UTC]

I KNOWWW... *sobsobsob* my mom says it doesn't look that bad, that it's just like the time i got cat scratch fever, but i'm still worrying myself into a fucking tailspin over it....
"and now her mom has to use one of the three days off she took for Katt's birthday to take Bo to the vet, not that Katt minds she wants Bo more than she wants to go to the zoo or whatever... besides-"
NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS ON MY BIRTHDAY. SPRAINED ANKLE, DEAD PUPPY, CAR TROUBLE, AND WEIRD FIGHTS ABOUT SHIT THAT DOESN'T MATTER. FUCK THAT. i just want Bo all better before whatever bad juju possesses my birthday kills him... *tries not to freak the fuck out anymore*

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-06-16 05:29:09 +0000 UTC]

;[]; OMGNO NOTHING BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN. FUCKING BELIEVE IT.

POSITIVE THOUGHTS. NOW.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-06-16 05:42:25 +0000 UTC]

;~; BUT WHAT IF HE GETS AN IFFECTION OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I DON'T KEEP HIS CAGE CLEAN ENOUGH? OR WHAT IF WHEN WE TAKE HIM TO THE VET THEY TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE HE HAS FLEAS OR SOMETHING? AND I'LL GET LABLED AS AN ABUSIVE OWNER AND END UP ON THE ANIMAL SHELTER'S BLACK LIST SO I CAN NEVER ADOPT ANOTHER ANIMAL AGAIN OR VOLUNTEER THERE... oh god, i think i need to go throw up...
"she really is going to vomit if she doesn't calm the fuck down."

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-06-16 05:46:18 +0000 UTC]

DUDE RELAX, STOP THE ALL OR NOTHING SHIT OR I WILL MAIM YOU. If you're this concerned theres no way they would consider you abusive. At worst they'd just tell you how to stop it from happening again and shit. People are reasonable things most of the time.

"Slap her. That usually works doesn't it?"

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-06-16 06:03:58 +0000 UTC]

eeeeeeiiii.... *sob* i'm just really fucking worried.... but i know that the cyst isnt my fault, domestic rats get those all the time.... i just can't help but freak out... it's just that my birthday is not that far off y'know? i always get really paranoid and freaked out about shit around this time of year....

"L, she's cry-hiccuping and feeding Bo bits of peanut butter cookie through the bars of his cage..."

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awesome-ninja [2010-05-31 22:23:58 +0000 UTC]

*humming*

Selling mah body...
Dum dilly doo
Walkin' some dogs...
yum dum dum
Puttin' up with kids...
du-dum yuh-du-dum
ALL FOR AN XBOX360!!!

*tired*

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klumsyninja In reply to awesome-ninja [2010-06-01 06:26:59 +0000 UTC]

NOT ON MY FRONT PAGE, DUMBASS. D:<

I WILL BEAT YOU.
WITH A TOASTER.



... i'm hungry. >__>

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awesome-ninja In reply to klumsyninja [2010-06-01 17:45:41 +0000 UTC]

If you're telling me not to advertise my body on your front page, that's reasonably understandable. If not, then...do you check your notes?

Please, not the toaster that was disgraced by fail kitten...

If you're hungry, then eat. Of course, if there's no food in the house, that'd be difficult.

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klumsyninja In reply to awesome-ninja [2010-06-04 05:38:19 +0000 UTC]

i am. and yes i always check my notes.

<___<

JESUS, CHRIS. sounding like a pretentious douchebag without even trying is, like, your superpower, one of these days i'm gonna deck you for it, bitch.

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L0UDST [2010-05-23 08:39:25 +0000 UTC]

HEY HEY YOU YOU I HAD A DREAM I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-23 16:09:29 +0000 UTC]

WAS IT DARK AND SCARY AND FULL OF CATS? DID WE PLAY L4D?

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-23 19:50:35 +0000 UTC]

WELL KINDA. BUT IT WAS MORE LIKE WE WERE ACTUALLY SITTING ON YOUR ROOF SHOOTING ZOMBIES.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-24 06:54:24 +0000 UTC]

WTF, THAT SOUNDS AWSOME. SO IT WAS LIKE, A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OR SOMETHING?... 'cause i've totally had a dream(/nightmare) like that before.

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-24 08:09:11 +0000 UTC]

IT WAS MOST DEF THE ZA. I WENT ALL THE WAY TO CALI WITH MY FRIEND DEVON TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-24 08:17:46 +0000 UTC]

HOSHI- YOU'RE WAY TOO NICE.... the only thing i did in my last zombie dream/nightmare was get chased and almost mauled by a hunter...

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-24 08:25:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL WHATS A GOOD ZOMBIE STORY WITHOUT AN OBSCENELY DIFFICULT OBJECTIVE LIKE GOING CROSS COUNTRY(Justhermeandthejimmygibbsjr.....) TO FIND A BEST FRIEND YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET WHOSE ODDS OF SURVIVAL ARE DECIDEDLY SLIM? My dreams like to be epics.

Also, I got my shit fucked up by a tank. Tanks in the game really like getting up in my face and fucking yelling, serious nightmare-fuel.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-24 08:33:02 +0000 UTC]

TRUE DAT, BOO.... >___>;; my chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse are pretty fucking non-existant... THEY FUCKING SOUND EPIC.

o rly? i LOVE getting in a tank's face with the grenade launcher, or a propane tank.... OHGOD- DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW CHRIS FIGHTS TANKS? IT'S FUCKING PRICELESS..

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-24 08:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Lol I'm told I would last a month or longer. And my humanity when faced with killing infected humans will be my downfall. Its not as bad as an old yeller situation, but I am not about to be a dick and kill a human being without explaining the situation.... WHY THANK YOU.

I melee them, three seconds with a chainsaw kthnx. ... OH? Hows he do it? ovo

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-24 09:03:53 +0000 UTC]

i'd be to busy trying to save my cats/Bo and busting out the animals at the sacramento zoo to really last that long.... incidentally i always wondered what affect released zoo animals would have on infected.... YEW WELCOME.

I FUCKING LOVE THE CHAINSAW SO HARD. i ninja'd a tank to death with one once BY MYSELF, if i'd been playing the first game i probably would have gotten a man vs tank achivment... OH, WELL HE EITHER RUNS UP TO THEM OR WAITS FOR THEM TO COME TO HIM, THEN THROWS A MOLLY AT HIS OWN FEET. sometimes he gets insta-incap'd, but sometimes the tank punches him out of the fire before he takes much damage.

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-24 09:11:50 +0000 UTC]

Lol I always wondered how the infection would affect animals. I'm sure the ones in the zoo would either be taken to a safer location, killed by either humans or infected, or killed then checked for rabies by CEDA... like most(all) of the cows throughout both games. [/morbid]

They have an achievement in l4d2 called TANK BURGER which is meleeing the tank to death... only I dont think it has to be solo. Only reason I havent gotten it is cause I play solo and BOTS FUCK IT UP..... That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard....

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-24 09:31:38 +0000 UTC]

the things is, you hear dogs barking sometimes in l4d1, so i don't think the green flu affects animals, and i personally think that the bigger more dangerous animals would be fine against anything except a tank or a witch, particularly the lions, chimpanzees and jaguars would be fine, imo, and the monkeys/lemurs/birds/small wild cats like geoffroy's cats and MAYBE servals would get the fuck out of dodge while the infected were still distracted with survivors... [/rediculously over-thought bullshit]

i know, I WANT IT SO BAD, but i play with bots too so... fail.. I KNOW. his needless suicides and the fact that he has perfected the art of wasting mollys(he threw one at a smoker ontop of a building in dead air once, and as funny as it was to see a flaming smoker fall screaming from a rooftop, we ran into a tank like 2 minutes later) are why he's not allowed to carry mollys/grenade launchers/gas cans/propane tanks/and chainsaws anymore.

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-24 09:43:46 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. I can see the predatory animals standing a chance, but after a while they'd eventually just run out of energy. And it only takes a few well placed injuries to completely incapacitate a cat. Birds, though. They can do just fine, they can fucking fly, ffs. xD ... But I now am badly badly hoping l4d3 takes place near a Zoo and actually answers these questions... ono;;

Theres always setting it to expert and killing them, but they do tend to cover your ass so uh.... xD ..... Jesus hell that kid is retarded... Also, I tend to avoid setting tanks on fire in l4d2, I dunno how it is in l4d1 cause I never had the chance to play it... but in 2 a tanks speed increases when its on fire. ITS LIKE... IMAGINE A TRAIN COMING AT YOU. THEN IMAGINE IT ON FIRE AND GOING 30% FASTER.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-24 09:59:10 +0000 UTC]

i know the big cats wouldn't last long if they stayed in the city since most are solitary, but i still think the chimpanzees would be just fine since(i'm thinking about my zoo here) there's alot of them, they're VERY STRONG, and they can climb to relative safety pretty easily... THAT WOULD BE AWSOME HOLYSHIT... but they'd never put actual animals ingame, you'd just see the corpses of the ones that had no chance in hell, and maybe HEAR the still alive ones fighting infected in the distance/maybe see some saferoom graffiti warning you about them...

yeah they do that in l4d1... but it's still usually the fastest way of killing them. it's all a matter of finding shit they have to climb over instead of trying to make a dead run or something. or having someone standing by to take the fall for you....

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L0UDST [2010-05-11 05:21:22 +0000 UTC]

I think it was your brainwaves that made me get into L4D.

Just puttin it out there.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-11 06:01:07 +0000 UTC]

hmmmm... you think? QUICK, DO YOU HAVE ANY DESIRE TO PLAY ASSASSIN'S CREED? TELL ME.

also LOL I WAS TO BUSY WRITING A LETTER TO YOU TO NOTICE YOU REPLIED. WTFAIL...

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-11 07:04:56 +0000 UTC]

UH UHHHHH. I DUNNO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. BUT I MIGHT GO LEARN NOW.

LOL I WAS TOO BUSY READING SHIT TO CHECK MY INBOX SO UH... DOUBLE FAIL.

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-11 08:23:11 +0000 UTC]

[link] ALTAIR IBN-LA'AHAD.... >____> i have a really nerdy crush on him...

LOL I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO BED, SO I RAN OFF TO LOOK AT GAY PORN ON Y!GALLERY... TRIPPLE FAIL?

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-11 09:23:45 +0000 UTC]

I WATCHED THAT AND LUCKILY CHECKED RELATED VIDEOS AND SAW THIS. [link]

UH WELL THERES GAY PORN SO IDK...

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-11 09:30:49 +0000 UTC]

OHJEEZAHS... HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS FUCKING GLITCH BEFORE... I HAVE TO GO FIND A HUMPING GUARD NEXT TIME I PLAY....

YOU THINK THAT'S GAY PORN?





also, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. i was paying attention to my inbox this time. C:

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-11 09:38:41 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

NO I WAS REFERRING TO YOU MENTIONING GAY PORN.
BUT THEN AGAIN THE TABLE MIGHT BE A GUY SO MAYBE.



O SHIIIIII--

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klumsyninja In reply to L0UDST [2010-05-11 09:55:21 +0000 UTC]

FUCK THE ASSASSINATIONS/REGAINING MY HONNOR/ECT THE HUMPING GUARD IS MY NEW QUEST.

.... OH. WELL THERE WAS GAY PORN IN THE THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT. I SAW IT.
BUT TABLES DON'T HAVE GENDERS, JORDANNNN...


I'LL SHOW YOU 'O SHIIIIIII-' [link] HOW 'BOUT SOME DIVIDING BY ZERO?

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L0UDST In reply to klumsyninja [2010-05-11 10:08:10 +0000 UTC]

GOOD ON YA MATE.

MHM.
THATS A DIRTY LIE.



...OH MY GAWD I HAVE DONE THAT ON LIVESTREAM.

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