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[2016-05-28 05:35:34 +0000 UTC]
"shove a fucking STICK up my ASS"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3; Deviations: 35; Watchers: 7
Watching: 8; Pageviews: 3072; Comments Made: 49; Friends: 8
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Dinosaur dickFavorite movies: All of those pornos i watched last night
Favorite TV shows: Nuns with strap-ons
Favorite bands / musical artists: Killer emo bands with daddy issues
Favorite writers: My mom
Favorite games: Eating dead frogs
Favorite gaming platform: Madoka magica's ass
Tools of the Trade: Ektratershtreeuls
Other Interests: Sex
# About me
dnot klick dis XD
Mature Content
Mature Content
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greetings.
i am kyoya, but ye may call me god.
i am adamsandlergender and go by adamsandler/adamsandlers/adamsandlerself
i am adamsandlersexual and adam sandler godkin/factkin.
i am also a priest that works at the adam sandler church as well as the leader of the adam sandler cult. on tuesdays we rub our naked bodies with pictures of adam sandler, and then we sacrifice a member to adam sandler
all hail adam sandler, mother, father, husband, meme, and an astonishing actor
# Comments
Comments: 22
omg,,,srry 4 late reply!!!!!!!!!!!1 thank u nya desu!!!!!
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You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay ooh oooooh
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
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Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!
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how r u kawaii desu nya-chan uwu
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