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l-etterman ♂️ [34577617] [2015-02-13 02:18:34 +0000 UTC] "you're racist against jocks-" (United States)

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Favourites: 3; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 82

Watching: 70; Pageviews: 2765; Comments Made: 65; Friends: 70

# About me

β˜… you are the american dream man β˜…With sunkissed skin, wheat tousled locks, and a pair of baby blue eyes, Alfred Jones represents the typical American- but not simply in looks, also in spirit. He's an athlete, he's popular, and he's got patriotism that could go for miles. He comes from a prestigious but cozy family, living smack dab in the middle of New York with his mother, father and fraternal twin, Matthew. While Alfred meets almost all the qualifications to be a jock, he's far from being a bully. Maybe a bit too cocky, maybe a bit too truthful, but never downright cruel. In fact, if he can help it, he tries his best to be a "hero," which in Alfred's humble opinion (that he will shove down your throat) is someone who puts the needs of others before their own. This, paired with his swelling adoration for all that is red, white and blue may be why the adolescent dreams of joining the military. It might also be why he sometimes throws on a maroon hoodie with a black mask and mussels around the city streets fighting crime.


# Comments

Comments: 63

F-ortis [2015-08-22 07:30:35 +0000 UTC]

(omg i love this museeee! Highschool AU ftwwwwww)

"If I pretended to be a guy, could I join the football team???"

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c-entral [2015-07-23 15:46:50 +0000 UTC]

(( al u ho
why u aint active
fight me ))

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l-etterman In reply to c-entral [2015-10-05 02:07:28 +0000 UTC]

[ ily too waifu ]

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belaruski [2015-06-27 02:27:30 +0000 UTC]

( This account is so beautiful
hhhhhhh
I really love what you did you Alfred
<33333333 )

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Baked--With--Love [2015-04-20 10:18:09 +0000 UTC]

.Sugar, yes please. "You're jockcist"- I CRIED SO MUCH WHEN I READ THaT-

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l-etterman In reply to Baked--With--Love [2015-10-05 02:08:28 +0000 UTC]

[ IT'S FROM "THE DUFF" YOU SHOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE IT'S REALLY GREAT ]

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harcias [2015-04-16 23:20:15 +0000 UTC]

[ ima fuckign die ]

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l-etterman In reply to harcias [2015-04-17 00:22:14 +0000 UTC]

[ OMG I REMEMBER YOU BACK FROM WHEN I LIKE HAD MY FIRST RP ACCOUNT AND YOU WERE THE SKILLET-GIRL OR SMTH- I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL AROUND FROM THE OLD PEEPS, HUEHUE ]

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harcias In reply to l-etterman [2015-04-18 00:41:08 +0000 UTC]

[ holY SHTI
U REMEMBER THAT?? OMG
I THOUGHT LIKE
EVERYONE FORGOT ABT IT???

h EY WHAT' S UP OMG ]

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l-etterman In reply to harcias [2015-04-20 01:53:38 +0000 UTC]

[ NOPE I REMEMBERRRRRR-
BUT OMG NOTHING MUCH MAN
I WAS OFF DEVIANTART FOR A WHILE
KINDA DITCHED IT FOR ASKBLOGGING BUT MY FRIEND CONVINCED ME TO GET BACK ON
WHAT ABOUT YOU?? ]

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harcias In reply to l-etterman [2015-04-20 21:13:59 +0000 UTC]

{ FRICK THE DARK DAYS
AYYY
I TOOK A LONG BREAK FROM DA BECAUSE I WASNT FEELIN IT OR ANYTHING
BUT HERE I AM
ONC AGAIN
AAAAA [

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u-ccello [2015-04-15 15:50:51 +0000 UTC]

[brih that Guy is e v e r y w h e r e
and this may be one of the prettiest]

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l-etterman In reply to u-ccello [2015-04-17 00:21:14 +0000 UTC]

[ aaah, thank you so much! I mean, this version of alfred is actually from my askblog on tumblr but I'm so flattered and grateful to know you think he's pretty! ( ; w ; )/ <333 Your account is actually very beautiful though! /)w(\ ]

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u-ccello In reply to l-etterman [2015-04-18 15:59:13 +0000 UTC]

coltello. amg You made this? ( ’ β–½ β€˜ ) it's perfect i swear-
you're very Welcome
and grazie-- /)///(\ hhh

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l-etterman In reply to u-ccello [2015-04-20 01:55:52 +0000 UTC]

[ yes, I did, but aaah- thank you so much! I'm really glad you like it! ; w ;Β 
I hope you have a wonderful day! ]

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f-rance [2015-04-14 03:07:35 +0000 UTC]

{{ this account is perfection <3 }}

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l-etterman In reply to f-rance [2015-04-15 01:33:14 +0000 UTC]

[ noooope- that would be you! you are perfection! <333 ]

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f-rance In reply to l-etterman [2015-04-15 02:10:16 +0000 UTC]

{{ whaaaaaat
i was not expecting that.Β 
that was so kindΒ 

i cry <33333 }

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l-etterman In reply to f-rance [2015-04-15 03:02:31 +0000 UTC]

[ omg, anytime, man! you are mega important! ]

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a-moureux [2015-03-09 19:18:31 +0000 UTC]

outofmaple; screee i live-

we should rp-

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l-etterman In reply to a-moureux [2015-04-13 23:31:53 +0000 UTC]

[ AAAAH SORRY I DIED ]

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a-moureux In reply to l-etterman [2015-04-13 23:36:37 +0000 UTC]

outofmaple; its oKAY DUDE--

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Angleterre-Amour [2015-03-09 18:13:10 +0000 UTC]

((Thanks for the watch!~))

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l-etterman In reply to Angleterre-Amour [2015-04-13 23:32:15 +0000 UTC]

[ no problemo! ]

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a-moureux [2015-02-25 03:34:01 +0000 UTC]

outofmaple; ohhh hot dAMN

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l-etterman In reply to a-moureux [2015-02-25 05:29:05 +0000 UTC]

[ (/)//w//(\) ]

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a-moureux In reply to l-etterman [2015-02-25 15:04:35 +0000 UTC]

outofmaple; your muse is so fabu i just

aahh <33

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l-etterman In reply to a-moureux [2015-02-28 02:27:51 +0000 UTC]

[ ; A ; you're so sweet omg thank you so much! your account is very, very cute, though!! ]

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c-entral [2015-02-23 18:50:45 +0000 UTC]

(( I PROMISED SO I DID THE THINGΒ 

SORRY IT SUCKS WHAT ARE STARTERS ANYWAYS ))


It had been a day like any other when the foundation was school hours. Just the same as always for nearly all; including this young lady here herself, but what could you expect, she was your typical student. Maria tried to stay at her current level with grades, trying for each class as students should even when it could be a struggle. Social life was never a problem, so as a result everything seemed to be going normally. Everything seemed good.

However on top of that she was lucky enough to call a certain dorky quarterback her close friend - and what came with the ever-so-challenging job? Being supportive and all that good stuff. How tough, ey?


It was a Friday afternoon, a bit past 5 o'clock and none other than Maria herself (as always) was running a bit late to the plans made for the current time. It was habitual for her by now, so she wasn't even worried much over her punctuality, even though maybe she should be. One way or another, only a few minutes past five the female had arrived at the door of our Alfred Jones here. Placing a ring on the doorbell, the fact that his house was nice was something she looked at as she waited each time she got the chance to stand on his porch.Β 


"I love this city!" Was the first thing Maria said once the door swung open. By this point it was no surprise that 'hello' was no longer a regular greeting. Bet again- waltzing right in with a simple two-step, the ravenette tugged Alfred in a greeting hug despite the height difference, and that she hadn't exactly given him a chance to bend over for her yet (# short girl problems). "Rented a million movies for really cheap at some-- how would you call it? Sketchy? At some sketchy movie rental." Lifting the plastic bag that she was holding, the poor thing stuffed completely and filled with junk that made it look like it might rip soon enough.Β 

"Alright, Alfred!" Setting the said plastic bag down by her foot, Maria stood a bit taller with the help of her tippy-toes and took the blonde's face into her hands. "Your big football game coming up! That's why I'm here. We're going to watch all these superhero movies that you will have to explain a bit more to me and play Cards Against Humanity, and then you're going to go train with a relaxed head and you're going to play extra great. That's my plan and I think it's great." Smiling easily, she then placed her hands on her hips and finally relaxed from her continuous speaking. "Where do we start?"

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Oster-reich [2015-02-23 16:52:23 +0000 UTC]

{ Thank you for the watch c: }

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l-etterman In reply to Oster-reich [2015-02-23 23:03:33 +0000 UTC]

[ no problem! ]

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foi-deus [2015-02-23 10:30:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch. οΌ‰

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l-etterman In reply to foi-deus [2015-02-23 23:03:39 +0000 UTC]

[ no problem! ]

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Black-quilled [2015-02-23 08:43:26 +0000 UTC]

caw caw. om g

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l-etterman In reply to Black-quilled [2015-02-23 09:22:13 +0000 UTC]

[ HI- ]

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Black-quilled In reply to l-etterman [2015-02-25 02:42:29 +0000 UTC]

caw caw. wanna rp?

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l-etterman In reply to Black-quilled [2015-02-25 05:28:12 +0000 UTC]

[ ofc bby! ]

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Black-quilled In reply to l-etterman [2015-06-28 00:25:53 +0000 UTC]

caw caw.Β could u start???

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v-ivacity [2015-02-23 08:25:33 +0000 UTC]

( i' m g onNA MARRY YOUR MUSE )

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l-etterman In reply to v-ivacity [2015-02-23 08:31:05 +0000 UTC]

[ WHAT'S BETTER THAN ONE ALFRED? TWO ALFREDS. MARRIED.
omg but no thank you so much! ]

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R-oguish [2015-02-23 07:30:29 +0000 UTC]

((Hhh...what a bae (/v\) ))

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l-etterman In reply to R-oguish [2015-02-23 07:32:01 +0000 UTC]

[ THANK YOUUU- ]

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E-uphrates [2015-02-23 04:38:25 +0000 UTC]

[ omg kick al seems like an awesome idea omg ]

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l-etterman In reply to E-uphrates [2015-02-23 04:47:40 +0000 UTC]

[ Thank you so much! I really like your muse and I hope to see more of him! ]

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pridnestrovie [2015-02-20 16:35:39 +0000 UTC]

( He seems like a dreamboat )

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l-etterman In reply to pridnestrovie [2015-02-23 05:08:20 +0000 UTC]

[ AAAAH- thank you! your muse is really cute, though! ]

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pridnestrovie In reply to l-etterman [2015-02-25 18:55:40 +0000 UTC]

( thanks so much! I should make some kind of school au or at least elaborate on it- )

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l-etterman In reply to pridnestrovie [2015-02-28 02:27:19 +0000 UTC]

[ foLLOW YOUR HEART- ]

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pridnestrovie In reply to l-etterman [2015-03-01 01:58:13 +0000 UTC]

( I'LL TRY TO- )

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Myama-Nainngan [2015-02-20 16:18:49 +0000 UTC]

( this jock!america is actually really cool omg )

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