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lessergnome ♂️ [5421936] [2007-08-26 06:55:49 +0000 UTC] "Is made of pie" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 147; Deviations: 77; Watchers: 10

Watching: 28; Pageviews: 7588; Comments Made: 1183; Friends: 28

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: many
Favorite movies: A boy and his dog/dark city
Favorite bands / musical artists: too many to count
Favorite writers: Not enough space to list them all
Favorite games: changes rapidly
Favorite gaming platform: many
Tools of the Trade: My computer, and my notebook with whatever pens have been thrown at me
Other Interests: too much to list

# About me

Current Residence: wouldn't you like to know
Favourite genre of music: I am pretty dam schizophrenic when it comes to music
Favourite photographer: many
Favourite style of art: many
Operating System: any that work, witch is becoming rare these days
MP3 player of choice: any that work
Shell of choice: green
Wallpaper of choice: random pics
Skin of choice: flesh
Favorite cartoon character: many
Personal Quote: If life gives you lemons, push life down, squeeze those lemons in his smug face and take his wallet

# Comments

Comments: 167

PandaHatLara [2011-11-07 06:02:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks very much for the watch!

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Alamodefender [2011-05-26 01:19:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch.

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-05-26 05:25:04 +0000 UTC]

No worries, you do good work.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-05-26 06:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Where did you find out?

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-05-26 19:26:06 +0000 UTC]

On twister page. I am superhugman. He has banned this account from commiting on his page.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-05-26 19:37:17 +0000 UTC]

That's what I figured. That guy's skin is thinner than Kate Moss.

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-05-30 23:38:28 +0000 UTC]

I normally don't approve of corporal punishment, but I really think his parents should have hit him a couple of times.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-05-30 23:40:36 +0000 UTC]

I think taking his computer away would be more effective. Also, here's his new profile

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-05-31 00:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh sweet lord, he has a new one? For the love of all that is holy why?

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-05-31 00:53:27 +0000 UTC]

I don't know and I don't want to know. I think it's sort of funny, really.

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-05-31 01:11:15 +0000 UTC]

He is like the lulzcow that keeps on giving. Like some kind of deviantart prophesy.

And lo there shall be a child who shall attempt to do battle with the sane people. He would cause them great anger and cause them to embarrass him and show him the error of his ways. Yet this child shall strike out ineffectually causing many to laugh. Therefore an endless cycle will be put into motion.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-05-31 01:20:42 +0000 UTC]

He's the lolcow of infinite milk. Until be wises up, he'll be that way for a long time.

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-05-31 01:28:32 +0000 UTC]

I have to say I hope he never wises up. No matter how bad a day I have, no matter how much crap I have to wade through during the day he is always good for a laugh.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-05-31 01:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Then again, looking at him makes me think of how people would have responded to me when I was his age. It probably would have been the same. He'll inevitably wise up (assuming he's normal and that's a bit of a leap), but by the time he does, another lolcow will emerge.

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-06-09 06:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Believe me, after speaking with you, I am sure that you were never that bad.

He might wise up, but I have worked with fifty year old social workers who were a lot like him.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-06-09 07:20:30 +0000 UTC]

Really?

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-06-09 08:06:50 +0000 UTC]

When I was doing my MANDT training one guy in his early fifties threw a fit because someone else drank the last can of his favorite soda.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-06-09 08:09:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, some people are just deranged. You really have to feel sorry for them, eh?

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-06-09 18:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Especially in social services. Part of the reason I got out of that particular game.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-06-09 19:04:10 +0000 UTC]

Every job has its ups and downs. Some have more downs than ups it seems.

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-06-10 12:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Like anything were you work for the state.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-06-10 17:46:35 +0000 UTC]

True. But I will say this: I think teh DMV is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes people wait all day and isn't afraid of anything.

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lessergnome In reply to Alamodefender [2011-06-14 08:14:34 +0000 UTC]

May not be the model of efficiency either, but stuff eventually gets down too.

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Alamodefender In reply to lessergnome [2011-06-14 08:18:42 +0000 UTC]

Eh, it still shouldn't take 45 minutes to process 5 people.

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Jilzabug [2010-05-04 05:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Let the reign of Llamas begin!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Bwhahahahaha

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-04 16:13:51 +0000 UTC]

Beware the Llamas, they come for our souls!!!!

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-04 16:23:07 +0000 UTC]

Heh, One day Llama's will rule the universe and everyone will be vegetarian and there will be an uprising of steak(A.K.A. Cows(or whatever steak happens to come from)) due to they're purpose in life being taken away, since as everyone knows their only purpose to live is to be slaughtered and feasted off a platter by us!

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-04 17:14:44 +0000 UTC]

Then we shall have to choose sides in the great war. I am with the cows, just because I owe Clover (my grandparents cow) a solid after my goat took control over the yard from her.

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-04 17:24:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm torn i like my steak or Hamburger on hoof as my mom likes to call them...buuuuut Llama's are simply so Llamaish, hmmmmmm... this requires deep deliberation, excuse me as I go to visit my inner Rafiki (Guess that character! It shouldn't be hard.)

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-04 17:32:31 +0000 UTC]

The circle of life demands that we choose our side. It is the way of the baboon. Although I have to wonder why a creature that is considered a pest was cast as the wise man in those movies.

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-08 05:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Well, I think I'm gonna have to side with the cows as well. It would be cruel and unusual punishment to deprive them of the honor of being eaten be yours truly. Who knows, but he does a good job of it even so. And besides he only shows up in the lion king movies. I have to ask, just what all of the old Disney classics have you seen?

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-13 06:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Glad to hear you are on our side then. Grab hold of a steer mount, and grab your lance. We shall fight on the fields, and on the paddock.

I have seen much of the classic Disney. For the longest time my mother couldn't afford cable, so I would rent Disney films to watch as a little boy, and my sister and I would stay up all night on the weekends watching them.

How about you?

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-13 16:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I shall mount my trusty bovine steed and ride off into battle heroically to combat the ways of veggie and fruit alone, may the force be with us.

I love Disney so much. I'm pretty sure i've seen just about all of them, my favorite Disney Classic is undoubtedly The Lion King, but my favorite movie in the Genre (it's not a Disney movie) is Balto cause I have a thing for wolves, though looking back that movie may be the reason I love wolves so much.

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-13 17:32:34 +0000 UTC]

I shall tell my minions to forge cavalry sabers, and new lances. We shall destroy the wor... I mean the vegans, ya. I have no interest in forcing all humans into the yoke of servitude to the empire of the Gnome. None at all. For instance, I would never demand that all should suffer.

No matter how much I love the Lion King and Balto I would have to say, the Cat from Outer Space remains my favorite. I know it is live action, but it is still a Disney film. Although that could because the Lion King is a little tainted to me. I saw it with my birth father when I was a little boy and memories of him tend to be a little darker after he and I had a falling out.

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-14 15:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Yes, Long live Steak! Wait... that sounds kinda wrong, considering we want to eat the steak, in which case... Long Survive Eating Yummy, Yummy Steak!!! Go happily to your destiny and DIE COWS!!!!!

Hmmm, sad. You should get together with some friends when you're back in Olympia and watch Lion King while eating yummy food so has to have happy memories that are untainted.

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-19 18:29:45 +0000 UTC]

Must feed upon the heard, for I am Gnome, devourer of cow flesh! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I should. Perhaps Kobald and Ogre would be into it when we head to the con in Bellview(Sp?)

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-23 05:50:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes, feast on their flesh and become strong! Oh, waiter! I think I'll take several cows with a side of chicken and a touch of pork.hmmmmm...yummy(Great now I'm hungry despite the fact that I already ate)

Since I do not know these Kobald and Ogre you speak of I shall not presume as to what they would think of the said proposition but I hope they are. (It's spelled Bellevue, the only reason I know is cause my cousin lives in Bellevue, Washington)

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-23 06:14:49 +0000 UTC]

See, that is why I always have a bagel when I read this line of our three pronged conversation. It really evens out the hunger pains.

Just a few guys from high school. I am Gnome, as I am short, a bit off, and frequently messing with gadgets and little objects. Andy is called Kobald because he has an obsessive mind, and even though he doesn't look it, has dark and horrible powers. Somehow he found a case of free beer at an event to discourage teen drinking. Ryan, a fellow writer and MMA fighter is Ogre because he is a wide framed man who can lift a bus.

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-26 05:20:26 +0000 UTC]

Actually it's a two pronged conversation since we have only two threads of...discussion.

Ah, I see.

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-28 06:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, I tend to over explain stuff when tired. For some reason I have less obligations, yet am getting less sleep. Curse you late night tv! Curse you I say!

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-28 21:20:40 +0000 UTC]

S'ok

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-29 02:18:16 +0000 UTC]

danka shin (sp?)

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-05-29 06:41:23 +0000 UTC]

Can't help you there, I don't know german

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lessergnome In reply to Jilzabug [2010-05-30 19:04:43 +0000 UTC]

It just means "thank you" that is the extent of my German vocabulary.

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Jilzabug In reply to lessergnome [2010-06-02 23:22:27 +0000 UTC]

I know what it means, I was referring to spelling

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UNGDI-SEA [2010-03-05 15:28:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite and comment, man. I kind of don't want to linger in with that piece seen in my gallery for far too long.

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lessergnome In reply to UNGDI-SEA [2010-03-05 19:08:13 +0000 UTC]

I understand, doesn't stop it from being insanely cool though. You made a recolor fail look good, and for that you deserve a prize.

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MoxieCrimefighter4 [2010-01-10 02:31:16 +0000 UTC]

And watch!

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MoxieCrimefighter4 [2010-01-10 02:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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RoyalFanatic [2010-01-09 13:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you kindly for the fav!

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