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little-seadwweller
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[2011-09-25 01:01:22 +0000 UTC]
"Like bobbing bait for"
(Unknown)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1082; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 379
Watching: 205; Pageviews: 9527; Comments Made: 9130; Friends: 205
# About me
Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.
Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the
commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species.
But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering GENOCIDE COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to KILL ALL LAND DWELLERS. You have amassed
resources and deadly weaponry from around the world for this ambition through many sweeps of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING, while pursuing a working DOOMSDAY DEVICE which will bring armageddon to all those on the surface. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night.
You hold a fascination for MILITARY HISTORY AND LEGENDARY CONQUERORS. You have dubiously modeled your profile and
exploits after the most notorious figures and their stories, which are bristling with the GLORY OF VICTORY and the STING OF
DEFEAT and POLITICAL MACHINATIONS and ROMANTIC INTRIGUE. It is an image you are careful to craft through
EXAGGERATED EMOTIONAL THEATRICS, and your penchant for
mass murder notwithstanding, people tend to regard you as a
BIT OF A TOOL.
Your trolltag is caligulasAquarium and you speak wwith a vvery
wweird and sort of wwavvy soundin accent.
Wwhat wwill you do?
--
(a little heads up?
i will not roleplay with main accounts or
oc's
unless they are well written???
because sorry, it starts to get painful after a while
to see really bad oc's.
gore, smut, etc. in notes.
my main --> artenthusiast13.deviantart.comβ¦
other accounts
and my tumblr i-am-thrilled-that-i.tumblr.co⦠]
# Comments
Comments: 5788
"Welp ."
Angela stumbles across a wild Eridan.
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whet
whet the fuck
who ere whet ere you
why ere you grey
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*You poke the fluttering ball of feathers in the stomach, holding it in your hand.-
more like
wwho are you
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oh
im devechick!
but i esked you first
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eridan
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hi
eriden
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so
howw long havve you been birdy
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how whet
wow why does everyone i telk to telk funny like me
i meen i guess besides john end bro but like
you talk like..
i dunno wweird wwith your double- u's.
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i talk perfectly normal thank you vvery much
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no you dont
haha kinde wweird
how do you even do that
w-weird
wwwweeeeewwe
weeewe
cen you sey wweeewwooo
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are you an imbecile i speak just fine
fine
i'll say wweeee wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooo
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..
heheheh
wwweeee wwwwooo
i wwish i could trede speeking with you i dont like how i telk
i cent even sey my neme right
devechick
'deve' like
do you know whet thets like
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nevver experienced that
sucks to be you
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yeeh i guess
i dunno im still pretty cool
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what else can you do
you look like a mineature chicken nugget
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SQUEWK!!!!!
dont you dere eet me
i will steb you
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but why would i eat you anywway
you're scrawny
and too feathery
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i dunno
....
hey im not screwny!!
... okey meybe feethery but not screwny
ill fuck you up
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France was walking the beach, a nice sight, when he thought he saw someone. "Oi! Monsieur! Bonsoir!"
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You reappear out of the water, hair dripping slightly. You clamber on top of a rock and look back. Another one. At least this time he wasn't dumping trash everywhere.
"'Ello."
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You looked at him. "Hm....." He looks sorta in the way you are. Horns, grey skin, and he had fashion. You couldnt stop staring at his cape. "Vow. Tres magnifque. Your cape, zat is."
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"Ah. Thank you."
You shake your head, in a feeble attempt to get the seaweed out. You couldn't, so you make yourself busy with untangling it from your hair.
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You didn't really now this guys. yet he seemed familiar. "So. Since I 'ave nozing to do, vould vou like to come for lunch at mon place?" You offered him to eat lunch. That is, you have no idea what he eats.
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You consider saying no, but seeing as he was genuinely inviting him he would say yes. Polite enough for a land-dweller. You give a quick nod.
"Howw far?"
You dive under and quickly resurface near the sand still dripping wet, clothing sticking your skin.
"This is wwhy the wwater is much more preferable."
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You did wonder. How long did it take to to get here? IN fact, you wondered. WHERE ARE YOU? "Um...vell." You chuckle, trying to hide the fact you have no idea. "Vell.....not far! Ve are very close to mon 'ome!" While you said this, you were going to the top of the beach, trying to see if you were indeed close. You are.
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You start to follow, walking leisurely almost too relaxed. He obviously had no clue where he was. Typical.
"Do evven knoww the wway, you blabberin' baboon?!"
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You hear this comment, and shrug. You were used to many worse insults from your counterpart, England. "Vell, oui and non. BUt I know ve are close! Do vou see zat mansion over zere?" You pointed to this enormous mansion, light blue paint, with many servants tending to there. "Zats vhere I live~" You proudly boast. You HAD one of the biggest mansions in the world. Until China and India beat you to it, that is.
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"Quite pleasant."
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" Oui~ It is, no?" You laugh, as it was FAR MORE GORGEOUS then England's. In you opinion, that is. "Vell! Did vou aver try escargot?" You ask? You were in the mood to eat some of your world famous snails.
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You wrinkle your nose in disgust. Raw fish you could handle. You ate it often. But snails? Totally different.
"If by wworld famous you mean wworldly hated, no thanks."
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That remark is so old, you thought. "Vell. Vat DO vou vant?" You look at him with a confused face. Most people had that reaction,but a new idea popped in your head. "I know. 'Ow about some creps? Or some chocolate mousse, or a Choux Pastry?" You offered? You knew how to cook EVERYTHING. After all, you were France, best chef in the world.
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"The mousse sounds decent."
You stare back, unfazed. Of course. Now you remembered this chump. You heard about him from other trolls.
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"So? 'Ave vou ever 'ad some of ze best vin in ze vorld?" You were about to offer what you thought was the best alcoholic drink in the world! French wine, unbeatable by nobody. Except Italy or Greece . But you know you were better.
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"Wwhy not. I suppose I'll take some."
You nod your head, clearly approving of his choice of drink. Drinking Faygo 24/7 can do terrible things to a man.
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You grin quite happily! After all, French wine was not only delicious, it is cherished around the world. "Tres bien!" You clap your hands, and a Maid comes by. "Mari, vould you please go get us a glass of vin français?" You ask her. She nods her head and quickly runs off. "Vou know, I used to be quite ze military pover'ouse back in ze days~" You boast. In fact, you were quite unbeatable. Except to Britain.
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[ you said you were alone but u lied ok ]
smilingRenegade [SR] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]
SR: eridan.
SR: heeeeeey.
SR: hey eridan.
SR: eridan.
SR: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
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{what i was somewhat alone vuv still almost the same}
CA: you called
CA: howw you goin
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SR: i just havent seen you in a while!
SR: we havent really talked or anything
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CA: aww wwhale
CA: wwe're talkin noww
CA: hhehehe
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[ .................................... looks back on all my comments...........................................
feels dumb.
ok hI I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO YOU IN A LONG TIME OK WE MUST FIX THIS
hi im ariel and i love ur account evne tho i dont act like it
/rosll away ]
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{shoosh
/pap
its okey
you ain't dumb
vuv
my name is renata
i really like your accounts
they are fabulous}
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[ i eel dumb.
like. i see my comments eveRYWHERE AND THEYRE SO GRSOSS AND I JUST WANT TO DESTROY MY LAPTOP AND SAY I ODNT KNOW HER
my name is ariel
and my accounts are dumB
i have like eight eridan accounts although i really only pay attention to one of them
but thank you ;U; you rp him so whale ]
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{oh
oh
oh
but they aren't dumb
they are precious
thankies}
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[ oh whatever :y ]
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{(β―_β°)}
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[ i look back at my messages and see that
but
y
tho
iM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP ]
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{that was the plan
to make you laugh
laughter}
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Hey. You.
Stinking.. Troll, yes, are you even listening to the ALMIGHTY ZIM?
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You turn towards him and sigh. Not this again. You give him a nod, and shrug.
"Yes, no does it evven fucking matter? Reely, I thought you did not particularly enjoy havving me around. Nevvertheless. Wwhat the glubbing fuck do you wwant."
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