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# Statistics
Favourites: 186; Deviations: 160; Watchers: 19
Watching: 51; Pageviews: 8374; Comments Made: 1480; Friends: 51
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Dragon Ball ZTools of the Trade: Pixlr, Photoshop, MS Paint
Other Interests: I'm the kid who runs awkwardvegetaphotos on Tumblr.
# About me
Bad shopping and MS Paint at its' finest. And cats.# Comments
Comments: 518
vehgeta [2016-06-03 22:11:26 +0000 UTC]
So your the guy who owns awkwardvegetaphotos on tumblr, lol thanks for the reblogs, hope it happens again.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to vehgeta [2016-06-03 23:15:25 +0000 UTC]
lol yes! It was me the whole time! You can expect more reblogs, no worries
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vehgeta In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2016-06-03 23:16:54 +0000 UTC]
I didnt notice until i saw "ASK MAD DOG" on the blog lol
;D alright. Thanks.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to vehgeta [2016-05-29 15:46:06 +0000 UTC]
Likewise! I love your work
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vehgeta In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2016-05-29 16:32:40 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! Much appreciated
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to VEGETApsycho [2016-02-29 07:02:23 +0000 UTC]
AW SNAP, you found me XD
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nekomaster1000 [2016-02-06 03:01:39 +0000 UTC]
Aw jeeze, I missed it ;v; Happy belated birthday friend!
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to nekomaster1000 [2016-02-06 21:24:26 +0000 UTC]
D'awww! Thanks, buddy
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Hooded-Pigeon [2016-01-28 12:21:06 +0000 UTC]
Happy birthday, buddy!
You mean a lot to me!
I hope you have the best birthday ever today!
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to Hooded-Pigeon [2016-01-29 04:13:55 +0000 UTC]
D'awwwww! Thanks, buddy! Sorry I haven't been on a lot. This has been a pretty great birthday, no lie! Hope all's well with you <3
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powderblue22 [2015-05-07 00:27:43 +0000 UTC]
Sooooooooo I realized that my tablet can do video and voice chat! That means we can Skype again the next time we feel like it!
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-07 03:57:26 +0000 UTC]
WHOAAAA!!! That's pretty cool! Aw yeah Jerry Springer RP with Germy Dick
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-07 05:21:19 +0000 UTC]
How would we RP on video chat, though? Are we gonna, like, mimic their voices? That seems hard xD
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-08 01:37:42 +0000 UTC]
Ah, you're right. I guess I was still excited over that scenario. Text would definitely work better
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-08 17:56:50 +0000 UTC]
Yes, calm down girl! Calm down! Get that boner back in your pants.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-10 01:11:41 +0000 UTC]
*curls up boner, places in pants*
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-10 02:16:23 +0000 UTC]
Curls it up? OUCH!
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-10 06:06:32 +0000 UTC]
Do not try this at home. I'm an experienced professional with years of Peen-ercise.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-10 14:43:47 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, your dick works out. It lifts weights.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-10 19:50:11 +0000 UTC]
My dong is totally ripped. It has a gym membership. My dick saved a bus full of orphans once, although I almost got charged with indecent exposure.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-10 21:34:10 +0000 UTC]
And I bet it looks at this penis and thinks it's small: 1.bp.blogspot.com/_U1X3hwN1VIU…
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-10 23:21:46 +0000 UTC]
I could roundhouse kick that dick with my scrote XD
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-11 18:26:22 +0000 UTC]
If somebody ever tries to mug you, you can hit them over the head with your big 'ol ball sack!
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-11 23:08:56 +0000 UTC]
It's a weapon. It would be like getting hit with two garbage bags full of rocks.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-12 00:29:22 +0000 UTC]
You should have a zipper in your ball sack so you can open it and fill it with whatever you want.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-12 01:27:49 +0000 UTC]
WHOA that's a great idea! I could fill it with bricks or maybe some potato chips just in case I get hungry.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-12 01:49:05 +0000 UTC]
Maybe you could fill it with water and tell the centipedes in your vagina that they have a pool now.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-13 01:55:01 +0000 UTC]
lol I could fill it with water, then blow air in one end. That way they could have a Jacuzzi!
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-13 02:53:26 +0000 UTC]
You'd need to find some way to create heat. Maybe hold a lighter under it?
Imagine if somebody caught you doing all this...
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-13 03:47:39 +0000 UTC]
I figured it's already pretty warm in there. Don't wanna make it too hot and scald my little friends.
lol if somebody caught me, there would be no explanation that I could give that would fix the situation.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-13 06:24:34 +0000 UTC]
I think that's true for a lot of the things that we do xD
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-14 02:32:06 +0000 UTC]
I know, right? There's no explaining the things we do. It's like ART.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-14 05:14:40 +0000 UTC]
It's art OF THE MIND.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-14 22:46:48 +0000 UTC]
We are artistic GENIE-ASSES
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-15 04:32:07 +0000 UTC]
We finger paint with our asses!
I'm gonna ass paint a picture of sim Germy and sim Dick fucking on sim Vegeta's bed while he's getting mad at sim Mad Dog because she won't stop humping him with a pool noodle.
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-15 22:54:14 +0000 UTC]
HOLY SHIT
This would be the best fan art EVER! Hell, I'd hang that in the living room.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-16 02:13:31 +0000 UTC]
Haha yeah.
The thing is though, since it was ass painted, is it would just look like a bunch of messy butt prints xD
But WE WOULD know the meaning!
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-16 04:52:12 +0000 UTC]
Only those who are most worthy can see the TRUE meaning of this masterpiece!
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-16 16:02:34 +0000 UTC]
You know...it's kind of unfair that there is a language that uses hands (sign language) but not one that uses butts. DISCRIMINATION! lol xD
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mad-dog-sassafras In reply to powderblue22 [2015-05-17 01:21:56 +0000 UTC]
It really is. Everyone knows that butts are THE MOST expressive and creative of all body parts.
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powderblue22 In reply to mad-dog-sassafras [2015-05-17 15:33:52 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, let's see a hand twerk...or fart....or cheek slap somebody upside the head.
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