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mashterka ♂️ [43015939] [2017-07-10 13:01:58 +0000 UTC] "COMPLETELY UNPRESENTABLE" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 356; Deviations: 79; Watchers: 48

Watching: 67; Pageviews: 20511; Comments Made: 1181; Friends: 67

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: too many to name
Favorite movies: human centipede
Favorite TV shows: SONIA IF UR READING THIS ITS TOO LATE,, WE ALL KNOW UNCLE JACOB IS AT THAT AGE AND WILL SOON BE DOWN THERE WITH GRANDMA,, TURTLEDOVE INN, ROOM 319 BRING THE SCRUNGUS
Favorite bands / musical artists: Glass Animals, Tame Impala, Of Montreal, Chet Faker
Favorite books: the entire Harry Potter series, that one hitlist i found in an alleyway
Favorite games: lbp2, harvest moobn , if nobody plays it and it's 6 years old and on the Wii I probably played it
Tools of the Trade: fuckign paper n shit fuck man idk
Other Interests: aztec mythology, the aphotic zone of the ocean, old technology like telegraphs n shit

# About me

MY ART IS GREAT AND MY DICK IS HUGE


# Comments

Comments: 283

Angeltheleo [2021-06-22 17:49:30 +0000 UTC]

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mashterka In reply to Angeltheleo [2021-10-07 21:50:44 +0000 UTC]

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Angeltheleo In reply to mashterka [2021-10-07 22:04:39 +0000 UTC]

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Blazing-Pancake [2020-04-10 04:52:49 +0000 UTC]

You crazy bastard!!!! You really still be using DA and shit!!! Genuinely hope you’re doing well & vibing my man

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mashterka In reply to Blazing-Pancake [2020-04-10 11:48:02 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO I'M STUCK HERE HELP ME.... But fr thank u so much I hope yr living life nd getting MAD ass

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Blazing-Pancake In reply to mashterka [2020-11-18 04:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Lol I didn’t see this yes I am getting MAD cheeks πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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Blazing-Pancake In reply to mashterka [2020-04-10 14:39:03 +0000 UTC]

No ass yet 😑😑 but I’m getting there man IM GETTING THERE

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dabobfotoday [2020-02-13 22:35:34 +0000 UTC]

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mashterka In reply to dabobfotoday [2020-02-13 22:59:21 +0000 UTC]

omg shit yourself

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Jomadis [2019-04-30 23:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Hey there!! I was wondering if I could get an update (or a refund if you’re too busy) on my commission? Thank you for your time!

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mashterka In reply to Jomadis [2019-05-01 00:16:54 +0000 UTC]

IT TOOK SO LONG OMG MY BAD I kind of bit off more than I can chew tbhhh πŸ˜… Ill give u a refund right now sorry for keeping u waiting so longΒ 

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Jomadis In reply to mashterka [2019-05-01 00:38:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha you’re totally fine man!! Thank you for the refund! <33

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Angeltheleo [2019-03-29 19:28:31 +0000 UTC]

Hey mang, if you ain't busy, could I ask for some help with a character's backstory? (Been askin some friends round to) Just some suggestions and a taste of slight advice from u with their personality βœ¨πŸ™πŸ™βœ¨ πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

P.S dunno if yah wanna head over to discord to talk abt it or here its ur choice πŸ‘Œ

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mashterka In reply to Angeltheleo [2019-03-29 20:19:50 +0000 UTC]

Yea yea yea dude just text me on discrod!

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Angeltheleo [2019-03-17 15:33:44 +0000 UTC]

Yo dude just wanna check in! How are ya doing mang? Been awhile!! O:

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mashterka In reply to Angeltheleo [2019-03-17 20:14:25 +0000 UTC]

LONG TIME NO SEE I've been doing rlly well how about urself?

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Angeltheleo In reply to mashterka [2019-03-18 06:25:01 +0000 UTC]

sorry for the late reply! Dx


That is good to hear! I've been doing okay! Been trying to practice on certain things with my art, the usual xDΒ 

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Angeltheleo [2019-02-03 19:26:08 +0000 UTC]

YO MANG WHATS UP??!!

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mashterka In reply to Angeltheleo [2019-02-03 19:29:47 +0000 UTC]

HAAAAAY

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Angeltheleo In reply to mashterka [2019-02-03 19:30:03 +0000 UTC]

HAYYY HOW YOU DOING?

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mashterka In reply to Angeltheleo [2019-02-03 19:34:43 +0000 UTC]

TIRED 😭 HUNGEY 😭 HOW ABOUT U

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Angeltheleo In reply to mashterka [2019-02-03 19:35:33 +0000 UTC]

AW MAN,, D: GET SOMETHING TO EAT BRO

IM DOING OKAY!! A LOT OF STUFF HAS HAPPENED (IN A GOOD WAY) THIS STARTING YEARΒ 

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Cactus-Sap [2018-11-06 20:59:39 +0000 UTC]

Hey this is probably out of the blue but I've been thinking about stuff a few years back from when i was still on ps3 for like- nostalgea and looking back on things and remembering how i used to act holy shit..Β 

I must've been the most damn insufferable kid on there (with the constant rp pestering and shity mary sue ocs plusing with attempted forced ships) and i just wanted to apologise for all of that?

I also wanted to thank you for being so patient with me- I was a brat, and i'll admit that upfront. Stealing bases and shit on lbp, whining constantly to rp whenether someone was online, it must of been hella annoying (I know it definately was for a few people since i pissed off and lost a few friends from it,,).Β 

Again sorry if this is out of the blue just- i really appreciate it.

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mashterka In reply to Cactus-Sap [2018-11-06 21:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey bud don't worry about it there's no hard feelings it was a long time ago and we're both a lot different now. I appreciate you apologizing but it wasn't so much of a big deal cause that was just the environment of that game at that time. All that was from years ago so don't stress it too much I don't even remember half the stuff that happened for the most part u were just a good natured kid who wanted to rp a lot with ur ocs.

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Dav-oo [2018-10-24 21:07:02 +0000 UTC]

i miss alligaytorsΒ 

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mashterka In reply to Dav-oo [2018-10-24 21:18:32 +0000 UTC]

The URL is up for grabs now maybe u can become a gay alligator like me so it will be fitting

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Dav-oo In reply to mashterka [2018-10-24 21:39:15 +0000 UTC]

damn its temptingΒ 

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dragonfiish [2018-10-17 09:00:05 +0000 UTC]

THE NEW URL WE DO STAN

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mashterka In reply to dragonfiish [2018-10-17 10:41:35 +0000 UTC]

YES TF WE DO πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ TYSM❀️❀️

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Angeltheleo [2018-10-16 03:34:16 +0000 UTC]

Have fun with core!Β  Β 

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mashterka In reply to Angeltheleo [2018-10-16 10:13:33 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU!!!!! ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

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Straw-Hat-Wizard [2018-09-15 13:11:59 +0000 UTC]

Oi u
So in celebration of dhmis making a return-
I wanna talk to ye about this new oc idea I have
I thought you would like to hear since it has like a pig n stuff in it-
Mr toilet paper is still around
He just needs an update

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mashterka In reply to Straw-Hat-Wizard [2018-09-15 13:55:54 +0000 UTC]

I'M ALL EARS BROH the wakey wakey video creeped me out znxnx idk what they're gunna do 😭

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Straw-Hat-Wizard In reply to mashterka [2018-09-15 14:08:53 +0000 UTC]

AAAA I KNOW??
But legit my dude it looks like a Netflix t.v show

So BASICALLY
He teaches about seasons and holidays.
And for each season he has different colours or like pattern
He is also based after ratafak platchta-
And ye he has an innocent rosy cheek pig face with the cute squishy snout.
But for the creep part, possibly when teaching about Halloween or if he talks about a holiday and then starts getting into a creepy origin, his cute face become a realistic boar head with sharp tusks and everything

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mashterka In reply to Straw-Hat-Wizard [2018-09-15 14:21:22 +0000 UTC]

DUUDEEEE I LOVE RATAFAK PLATCHKA xnxnx hes so creepy it's funny and generally relatable in some fuckwards psychological way like how his head comes off IDK I LOVE THAT GUY

AND I HAVE A LOT OF LOVE FOR THE BOAR PART maybe if he opens his mouth wide enough he has like boar teeth and maybe his cute rosy pig face has. idk peach fuzz or taxidermy parts, like in those vintage puppets? to kinda make him cute but creepy to begin with and to make the boar change less drastic so hez the same guy u know. kinda for when he changes into a realistic boar, instead of JESUS WHAT TH HELL HES A BOAR NOW it's like JESUS HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

I like the history of holidays and seasons part!! Maybe make him a rlly sweet old pig to fit with his theme of describing the really unfortunate parts of history? And idk boars remind me of Italian butchers and stuff maybe u could put some like. idk cannibal butcher themes like anything from making him wear overalls to imply that he is a cannibal and eats other pigs IDK THOS ARE MY SUGGESTIONS LOVE UR IDEA

Bruh did u know that when my family comes over from Bulgaria my grandpa actually is bringing me a boar tusk from when he used to hunt a lot

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Straw-Hat-Wizard In reply to mashterka [2018-09-15 14:41:40 +0000 UTC]

YEEE

fgh I saw him on a top 20 disturbing kids sow characters by blameitonjorge and I just- he is so creepy but I like the idea of him y'know??

like its mainly his body that I'm basing him off, with the blanket cloak type look and feel!!


I KNEW YOU WOULD-

I was thinking of basing hhis face shape after Miss Piggy but with the DHMIS magic twist on him, with some big eyes that have a blank stare (tho like the duck he might have moveable eyelids)

But yee!! I will add in some features that will make him seems not so innocent at first glance, like he will have very small tusks with maybe a redish and yellow tint on them.

He might have some black and grey hairs too, like when you see him transition, the hairs will get more pronounced and his skin with become more dark and then boom- giant boar head with sharp teeth and tusks-


That's what I was thinking!! he might have like a grey moustache and again the grey hairs and an old voice, something similar to the third spirits voice from a christmas carol!

I feel like, when you first see him he would be in an old rocking chair holding a book.

Yea I could see that!! maybe when it explains the christmas or even thanks giving, a chef hat will just pop up on his head- same for other holidays and seasons, he'll have different clothes each time.

As for the cannibal part, maybe like if they went into his shack they'd fine a bunch of pig parts and recipies for pork on stuff?? I'll have to work on that to see how it would fit into his theme-

But when he explains christmas and thanks giving, he will defiantly have a big emphasis on food most likely, and Christmas is probably where he will start getting more creepier.


Yoo dude nice!!

fg tbh I fucking love pigs and wild boars they are all so cool n cute ;;

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mashterka In reply to Straw-Hat-Wizard [2018-09-15 14:50:33 +0000 UTC]

I LIKE THE GRAY MUSTACHE IDEA and maybe he is like one of those hairy black pigs with the white snout I love those so much hngngng
I'm thinkin of salt and pepper hair for him what do u think?
And for the cannibal part idk if it's too much to kinda add OH YEAH AND HE EATS PIGS!!!! maybe he like eats pork on accident like idk on Thanksgiving he gets a plate and tries pig flesh unintentionally but doesn't care, u know as pigs do kksksk

BRUH I LOVE BOARS they're terrifying and tenacious and if u shoot one IT WILL KEEP RUNNING FOR LIKE A QUARTER MILE OR MORE they're like. indestructible. if u stab one with a spear it will go through the length of the spear to kill you at the other end with the knives coming out of his face

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Straw-Hat-Wizard In reply to mashterka [2018-09-15 14:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Ay I'll keep it in mind when I draw out some ideas!!

I'll make sure to send them to you in my stash if I ever get round to it-


FGHJ IDEA

SO LIKE, YU COULD ALREADY TELL THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING WEIRD IF LIKE, THE BOOK HE HAS IN THE BEGINNING IS A RECIPIE ON COOKING PIGS-

also like, what if he has pig hostages who were probably like his family or something or just random pigs he found off the street, and he talks about all this stuff to distract the three but when they find out he tries to kill them so he can cook them too??

Ya'll really I was not expecting to put this much detail into him- I just made him as an excuse to make another puppet OC cus goddamn do I love puppets- I'm already bringing back my muppet inspired OC Molty.

I'm also deciding on his name, I might also give him a fandom name like how the fandom called the characters like Henry, Manny, Tony and Collin.

I already did that with Mr toilet paper (his other name being Terry toilet paper), but I might call him like Mr Pig or the Seasoner?? one because he talks about seasons and uhhh SEASONS PIGS-


fgh me and my fam went to this themepark and they had animals like pigs and stuff- fgh they really just look like lil dogs with big noses and hooves tbh and I love themmm

it also surprised me when I found out that this HUGE pot bellied pig used to be a small lil micro pig-

Honestly if I could ever have a pet that wasn't a dog I would get a micro pig

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p1tach1p [2018-09-09 01:08:40 +0000 UTC]

All I had to do is read your page, I like you not in like, that wayΒ Β Β 

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mashterka In reply to p1tach1p [2018-09-09 01:51:30 +0000 UTC]

Lol thank you I'm very flattered ;]

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dragonfiish [2018-08-30 03:07:54 +0000 UTC]

WRE NOT RLLY THAT CLOSE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY U BIG GAY I LOVE UR ART AND U HAVE GOOD TAKES

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mashterka In reply to dragonfiish [2018-08-30 06:15:50 +0000 UTC]

OMG THANK U!!! ^_^

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AnChaoticGeek [2018-08-30 00:15:38 +0000 UTC]

I have risen from my stress induced death to with you a happy birthday!

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mashterka In reply to AnChaoticGeek [2018-08-30 01:27:08 +0000 UTC]

THANK U SO MUCH and also BE MORE ACTIVE I MISS U GURL

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AnChaoticGeek In reply to mashterka [2018-08-30 09:18:22 +0000 UTC]

I try to but my life sucks so much right now, it's kinda hard to!

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mashterka In reply to AnChaoticGeek [2018-08-30 14:06:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh Well good luck, I hope it gets better for u man

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Straw-Hat-Wizard [2018-08-29 20:50:30 +0000 UTC]

hAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PLEBIAN

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BITCH

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mashterka In reply to Straw-Hat-Wizard [2018-08-29 21:10:49 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU YA PRESBYTERIAN BITCHHHH I LOVE U TOO

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Straw-Hat-Wizard In reply to mashterka [2018-08-29 21:46:36 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE WELCOME YOU TWISTED SON OF A SWINE

I HATE YOUR GUTS, *MWUA

hAVE A FUCKING FINE ASS BRITHDAY MY MANS

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Angeltheleo [2018-08-24 11:15:01 +0000 UTC]

AYYYYYYYΒ  Β 

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