KaidokJ [2019-11-04 06:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog.  

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Alavist [2016-02-13 21:06:03 +0000 UTC]

Hey ho
happy birthday,dude
 

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Alavist [2015-02-13 13:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Now Happy Happy birthday to you!!          

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Alavist [2015-02-12 22:20:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch 

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Alavist [2015-02-12 20:45:45 +0000 UTC]

Happy early birthday matias XD 

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Alavist [2015-02-07 14:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Your art looks amazing:3

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santi17 [2013-01-13 06:55:05 +0000 UTC]

Feliz Cumple Mati! espero que te esté yendo barbaro y que la estés pasando muy bien! abrazo!

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otisinhell [2012-02-13 18:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Feliz cumple, che!
Pasalo bomba!

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nightshide [2012-02-13 17:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Feliz cumple, master!!!

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sapienstoonz [2012-01-05 22:10:59 +0000 UTC]

Gracias x el Matias.

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dtoro [2011-12-05 12:02:25 +0000 UTC]

muchas gracias por los favs, Matías!!

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LuminessRainnaari [2011-11-18 19:14:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for fav!

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basakward [2011-10-23 15:25:17 +0000 UTC]

Hey thanks for the fav! Much appreciated!

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kitekat [2011-10-21 13:55:42 +0000 UTC]

al final me quedo medio amarillo con el escaneo... pero bueh, esta mejor escaneado q el pajaro...

voy a ir a una grafica a preguntar q se puede hacer para que quede bien para imprimir

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basakward [2011-09-15 01:34:34 +0000 UTC]

WOO! Thanks for the fav! Much appreciated!

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sapienstoonz [2011-08-10 14:19:51 +0000 UTC]

Gracias x el Matias.

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dtoro [2011-06-10 17:20:17 +0000 UTC]

gracias por el fav Matías!

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dtoro [2011-05-03 20:24:14 +0000 UTC]

hola Matias!!, muchas gracias por los favs!

saludos!

Diego

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RussCook [2011-02-21 16:03:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watchin' & favin'!

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nightshide [2011-02-13 22:33:02 +0000 UTC]

Feliz cumple, capo!!

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babbuleone [2011-02-13 18:11:59 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!!!

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otisinhell [2011-02-01 12:11:17 +0000 UTC]

Gracias por el favo, MAti!

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augustustodopoderoso [2010-12-29 14:43:11 +0000 UTC]

Gracias por el fav, Matías
Feliz año, loco
1 saludo

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augustustodopoderoso [2010-11-08 17:43:32 +0000 UTC]

Gracias por el favo, Matías
Te mando 1 gran saludo

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Antaus [2010-10-21 22:30:56 +0000 UTC]

Hey, got a notice your b-day is in 2 days. Happy early b-day man, still love that koopa picture you did for me, stay cool

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sapienstoonz [2010-10-01 17:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Gracias x el

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