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meow-meow-mofo
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[2014-01-09 21:42:34 +0000 UTC]
"youre going to pet me"
(Italy)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 7; Watchers: 311
Watching: 367; Pageviews: 5843; Comments Made: 1034; Friends: 367
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: meFavorite movies: me
Favorite TV shows: me
Favorite bands / musical artists: me
Favorite books: me
Favorite writers: me
Favorite games: me, duh
Favorite gaming platform: me, dUUHHH
Tools of the Trade: tuna
Other Interests: fuck u
# About me
You're just a plumber stuck in a damn cat suit.
Well, luckily, you're not the only one stuck in a cat suit. Some "friends" of yours also got stuck in some cat suits too. How convenient.
Being stuck in this cat suit has granted you feline-like abilities and reflexes.
Also habits.
You now can pounce, run up walls, scratch enemies with claws, and you can sprint quicker than you used to.
Speaking of running, you run like a cat. Which hurts your lower back at times, but you can't help it.
You also tend to crave fish most of the time, and you get easily distracted.
Like a cat.
Recently, you've noticed something about being a man in a cat suit...
That you don't have any responsibilities.
Hell, once you thought of that, you tapped your shoes (or paws?) and ran around like a (happy) mad man.
You've been CRAVING a break from all this hero business for so long! After battle and battle and battle with that damn dragon-turtle guy, you finally get to relax!
Well, you got a vacation not too long ago on Pi'illo Island, but that didn't turn out so well.
So nowadays, you live the rest of your life as a free kitty cat-man-thing.
Oh, you've also grown to bit a bit of a bitch and half of your common knowledge has been knocked out of your brain, but whatever.
....
Wow, you need help.
WIP WIP dont kill me ok
# Comments
Comments: 897
.ooc. Please read; I'm not active on here anymore, but I am still alive.
c-owardice.deviantart.com/jourโฆ
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[kitties! : D]
i officially want to make a cat luigi account-
wait there already is one uhhh
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Uh........ Mario? What the fuck happened to you?
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//rubs his cheek
{{ Hhhh- you can pick who ever out of my muses~ }}
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fuzzypickles.I showed my best friend this account and she laughed so hard.
Best Mario 10/10.
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// Thank you sir my mission is accomplished.
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// What DO YOU MEAN????
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"of course we're real"
"dogs need competition"
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"I know a cat..." He says, thinking about Kintaro.
"And dogssssss try to bite me."
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"S'up Cat chum...?"
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"wait cat chUM??"
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"YOU THINKIN I'M CAT CHUM OHHHHHHOHOHO WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'LL BE THE CAT CH--"
"oh"
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"...Yeah. You idiot."
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"I will claw ye eyes out violently"
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"...Want fish?"
/Just slams a Tuna, the size of him on the table
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"not really admin forgot the damn password"
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// NOOOOOO YOU'RE DEACTIVATED I WAS TOO LATE-- //
"woah heLLO--"
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Here lies Mario Mario, the furry man.ย
He was a total dick to everyone. No one gave a shit that he died. He didn't even yiff anyone before he died.ย
But instead of remembering the complete ass he was. We will remember the good things he brought. Such as The Mario and Mario Kart: Double Dash. Maybe we will even remember The Super Mario Super Show and at the end it would say dik.ย
R.I.P
(Rip in Penis)
Mario Furry
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"My fucking god, I'm not dead."
"I got revived right after Bowser killed me. Total buzzkill."
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I WROTE THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN UR MEMORY AND NOW SOMEONE GAVE YOU ANOTHER FUCKING CHANCE TO LIVE
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"wHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT???"
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(I wish we could up vote comments.)
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if only, my friend
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/notices Mario in a cat suit
"OH SHI-"
/quickly hides knife
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/already saw it
/keen eye eh?
"Hello, cucumber cunt. Lemme guess, you heard that I wanted to die?"
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Classic Silver: Blaze, look, an cat man.
Classic Blaze: Silver!
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"At least you didn't call me a damn furry."
"You need something, kits?"
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Classic Silver: Just look at you.
Classic Blaze: You are very cute!
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"Eh? Oh everyone says that."
"But they say ugly instead of cute."
"When they're honest. When they're trying to taunt me, they say I'm cute."
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"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah who wants to kill me"
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" no one can go through with that, not even me..
I can't kill some fat mustachioed man in a cat suit. "
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"Oh c'mon, please--"
"Just this one?"
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"what da fuck do u mean"
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ur just a lonely little rp account
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"omg how u know lmao"
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