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[2014-03-08 18:23:48 +0000 UTC]
"MOVED ACCOUNTS"
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# Comments
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i have moved accounts so i will no longer be active here,
but i'll post unwanted things here from my current account.
go watch me here:
qreenbean Β
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How have you been doing? ^^
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What's wrong? ;;
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-sick
-sick in the head
-hungry
-cold
-alone
-sad
-tired
-dying
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[Hey! Sorry we haven't talked in a bit. How are you? ]
"Hey Zach look what I found!"
//holding up a box of airhorns
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Β Zacharie: "air horns?"
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"Yep. Let's go scare the crap out of Batter. :^)"
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Zacharie: "OK!"
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~Le timeskip~
Batter: //sleeping on a couch
Sani: //hands Zach an airhorn
"Okay, Β on the count of three."
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3!
-pushes blow horn button-
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Sani: //does the same
Batter: //girly scream
"WHAT THE HELL-"
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-Zacharie pounces on Batter-
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Batter: "Zacharie what are you-"
Sani: //laughing like an idiot
Batter: "IMPURE THING. ZACHARIE I MUST PURIFY HER-"
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-lifts mask-
-kisses batter softly- -whispers in his ear-
you can't dear amigo, she is my friend..
-kisses batter once more-
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Sani: "So that's what he looks like"
//nosebleeds and internaly sqeuals at the scene
Batter: "Z-Zacharie..."
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-a chubby figure rolls at your feet as Zacharie proceeds to kiss Batter-
-it started to say "genjar" over and over-
-it trying to tug you away as moaning sounds come from Batter-
-it starts to flip out-
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Batter: //Aboa moaning (yes I just went there >;3)
Sani: //eventually decides to obey the purple chubby creatureΒ
//still nosebleeding and a bit confusedΒ
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[aboa moaning? :/ ]
-he drags over to the corner-
-clears throat- "Hello my name is *Genjar."
*that's me (the one and only who interups you from yaoi)
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(Oh- nvm 
"Uh, hello, I'm Sani."
(Y u interupt mah yaois XD)
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[o plz tellith ]
I was trying those precious glassy eyes...
[looks over and sees *dirty sentence sorry*]
-black liquid leaks from my nose-
*groans* that was a bad idea...but do you happen to have any "rare candy"?
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(Tbh I don't even know. Just an internet joke is all I know)
"Huh?"
//looks over too
"WoAH-"
"And uh no I don't sorry"
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[oh shit]
-takes an air horn- -hops up on the couch-
-blows air horn-
ok enough you too...
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Batter: "Wha- where did you come from?!"
Sani: "Aw c'mon it was getting to the good part!"
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-looks over at with a dead stare-
-looks back- "Hello fellow Batter."
-Zacharie gets up and pet's me- "Awww,what a cute creature."
-blushes- "If you to want to continue you "fun game" then -i let out a soft purr - please go in that storage room..."
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Sani: //sputtering noises
Batter: "Zacharie I think we broke the kid-"
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damn right you to did.
-cuts my skin- this blood will help her though...
-rubs my black blood all over jer face-
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Batter: //dargs Zacharie to the nearest closet
Sani: "Wha- what happened-"
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the game card that put you in here glitched out
but i fixed it with my black blood.
//thumping noises are coming from the closet
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"Oh"
"A-Alright then."
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dont go in der, der in there....
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Sani: "I always wondered what that yaoi stuff admin was talking about was..."
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wait....you don't know what yaoi is?
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Sani: "Well, I had somewhat of an idea, but whether I asked admin, she just acted wierd and tried to change the subject."
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it's when only boys get down...
yuri is the same thing but only gurls...
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Sani: "Ohhh okay."Β
//grin
//thumbs up
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-moaning can be heard-
-weird genjar noise-
oh no, i thing my game chip slipping...
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-melts-
dangit.
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"Oh okay then-"
//confused child noisesΒ
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-re-sculpts-
-knocks on closet door-
ok guys, that's enough..
please come out.
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Sani: //rolls around
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-they come out with no pants-
*face palm*
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