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[2016-04-22 04:57:10 +0000 UTC]
"holy shit dude"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 25; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 223
Watching: 244; Pageviews: 3375; Comments Made: 2108; Friends: 244
# Comments
Comments: 2018
"♥buy me doritos and kill yourself♥"putting rules here cause the original got so shoved down :,))
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- Ooc talk
- All the smut/sexy stuff you want (in notes pls :,))
- Gore
- Shipping (i'm a multiship account ;^))
- Lit and script
- Crackity Crack rps
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- Rape
- Killing my muse without asking like wtf
- Shoving ships on me
- Some spam
- Mains
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oh fuck. I really wanted to rape jeff's bleached ass
guess its a story for another time aint it
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((HEY BRO! BEEN A WHILE XD))
//folds arms
"You're an asshole"
//growls
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oh my fuck dude its me, doomy-gloomy, i got a new acc cause my other one got deleted i havnjt seen you in so long how have youve been????
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS ACC IS SO DEA D KILL ME
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HOLY SHIT HI I'M TRYING TO HARD TO GET BACK INTO RPING
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I
HAVE BEEN GONE
SO FUCKING LONG
INHALES
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YOU HAVE WTF
COME HERE MY LOVE
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&& cyberbully material.
its sirenkin again gfd
how do you keep finding mE
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blood and guts; oMG IDK
I JUST FOLLOWED A BUNCHA LEAFYS CAUSE IM GONNA MAKE ONE SOON TOO
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&& cyberbully material.
n O WE DONT NEED MORE LEAFYS
DONT COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
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"Yo, I've been watching you from afar the entire night."
"like on the tops of roofs."
(*)her arm just lights up
"anything to say?"
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"you're so cute when you're not breathing"!!please comment bellow!!
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;; starting with larry❝ ya know mr.red-smile ?? ❞
❝ maybe it isn't so bad that you're fucking the kid .... ❞
❝ afterall, it would be pretty interesting to see you being a father ❞
❝ :^) ❞
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;; starting with larry
[ text ]: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
[ text ]: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
[ text ]: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
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[ text ]: is rick harrison not good enough for you ??
[ text ]: hold up let me find better ones ....
[ text ]: Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.
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(text); i
(text); are you okay ?
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[ text ]: sure
[ text ]: i mean it's three in the morning && i'm spamming my friends with the rick harrison copy pasta
[ text ]: it's not even that funny but it's just really funny to see them get annoyed about it
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forgive larry. SCREAMS UR BACK FROM THE WAR
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blood and guts; tRYING MY HARDEST TO COME BACK,,,
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forgive larry. iT'S COOL MY DUDE !!!!!!
BUT I WILL ...... DRAG U INTO CREEPYPASTA HELL EVEN IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO
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blood and guts; sOBS
:,)
sorry if i disappear to a junkrat bTW
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forgive larry. it's cool my friend, i don't mind crossovers but ....
now that ur back you better spam me like i've been waiting for this moment for yEARS
&& besides i have like .... some sinful ideas anyways so just fuckin kill me
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blood and guts; slams the nut button unf
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forgive Larry.>/strong> oh yeah mr.krabs spam me on all of my memes too ;3333
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forgive larry. ppsssttt i hope i'm not forcing you to do anything !!!! but uhhhh .... i have a lil surprise w/ suicide on meme 005 ;^))))))
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blood and guts; shh no it's good
i'll get onto that account at some point :,)
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forgive larry. it's cool dude, no need to rush !!
i'm just gal who needs some sin w/ iconic spooky spaghetti characters lol
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here you go boo ;3
* Garrison walks up to him with something in his arms *
* it's an ?? Anime body pillow ?? *
* iT HAS GARRISONS FACE ON IT tHO *
* AND THERES A WHOLE IN IT toO *
" um ... jeffy ?? "
" why does this long pillow have a picture of garrison's face ?? "
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thanky ;333
"hu-"
iNTERNAL SCREAMING
cOUGHING A BUNCH
"u- uHM UH"
"IT'S NOTHING -"
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" b-but -- "
" why does it have garrison's face on it ?? "
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gRABS IT
throws the shit
"nO IT DOESN'T -"
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" bUT IT DOES "
" GARRISON EVEN SAW IT HIMSELF "
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" jUST TRLL GARRISON WHAT IT WAS ABOUT "
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* looks at with puppy eyes *
" pleaaseee ?? "
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blushed darkly
sighs
"i guessss .."
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" then why did the body pillow have garrison's face on it ?? "
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"i uh .."
"missed you a lot and .."
"yaaa -"
sweats awkwardly
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* he's not even looking at the fact that he missed him sexually rip *
* blushes a bit *
" aw .... "
" Jeffy ... "
* smiles a bit *
* hugs him *
" you really missed Garrison that much ?? "
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sweats
clung to him
nuzzle nuzzle cheek
nod nod
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* looks up to him *
* blushy blush *
" garrison's missed you a bunch too ... !! "
" he drew a lot pictures of us together ... "
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* nods *
" some were a bit sad though ... "
" but most of them were pretty happy !! "
" we were happy and we did fun things together !! "
* the sad ones were probably pictures of Jeff in a thought bubble and Garrison crying or something like that :,) *
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im cry no my bby
"i'm sorry hun .."
smooches cheek
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* or even worse maybe there's some with Jeff looking over to Larry with heart eyes and garrison's crying :,,,,3 *
* blushes a bit *
* looks up to him *
" it's okay, Jeffy ... "
" you're here now !! "
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