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mrjbird ♂️ [20815438] [2012-02-04 23:58:13 +0000 UTC] "lawful good but pessimistic" (United States)

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Favourites: 522; Deviations: 563; Watchers: 20

Watching: 151; Pageviews: 8785; Comments Made: 937; Friends: 151

# About me

ok this is the last time im going to change this im matthew, im a writer, i play just about any game i can get my hands on. i love crows and ravens i own a few of each good as they are im often depressed and i have 3 sisters and im second youngest

my little sister Rae a.k.a.

# Comments

Comments: 186

LexisSketches [2016-02-13 21:19:22 +0000 UTC]

La la la la Hello! Just a random deviant stopping by~
I hope you are having a wonderful day/night :eager: by darkmoon3636
Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Enjoy the rest of your February! :) (Smile)

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mrjbird In reply to LexisSketches [2016-02-13 23:51:39 +0000 UTC]

well thank you for the drop by, enjoy your evening as well

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SURFGOTHS [2015-11-07 03:45:31 +0000 UTC]

sWE ET DREAMS ARE MADE OF BEES
WH O AM I TO DIS A BEE
TRAVEL THE WORLD FOR THE SEVEN BEES
EVERYBODYS, LOOKING FOR BEES

sOME OF THEM WANT TO STING YOUUU UU U UUU
soME OF THEM WANT TO BE STUNG BY yoOOuoououOUuouoUOUOuuuouUOOUOUOU

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COMACINEMA [2015-04-24 02:42:44 +0000 UTC]

shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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mrjbird In reply to COMACINEMA [2015-04-24 02:45:05 +0000 UTC]

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

if I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

You call me strong, you call me weak
But still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times
I never let you down

You stumbled in and bumped your head
If not for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put you back on solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite, yeah

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

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COMACINEMA In reply to mrjbird [2015-04-24 02:51:11 +0000 UTC]

dumb reply >:00
jokes on u i like that song

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mrjbird In reply to COMACINEMA [2015-04-24 02:54:15 +0000 UTC]

IN THE NAMES OF THE COUNTLESS GOD'S

bite me

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COMACINEMA In reply to mrjbird [2015-04-24 03:05:01 +0000 UTC]

in the name of grimmjow, the bae yr a a meanie

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mrjbird [2015-03-21 00:53:03 +0000 UTC]

i enjoy long walks on the beach and talking about goats i love you goat

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COMACINEMA [2015-03-20 03:47:23 +0000 UTC]

vine.co/v/OrbpH0J2QXm
yo im a train w/ a face and im comin' yr way (choo choo mother fucker its yr mother fuckin' birthday)

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C-ATTEETH [2014-12-01 23:37:28 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVgEd…

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ezeker [2014-10-23 02:01:57 +0000 UTC]

CASHEW.

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RoxyPaw [2014-09-14 08:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Weak eyebrow game bruh!!

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The-Ninja-Potato [2014-09-14 03:56:24 +0000 UTC]

ur eyebrow game= quite lame

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mrjbird In reply to The-Ninja-Potato [2014-09-14 07:07:54 +0000 UTC]

it has been some time but you have never seen my eyebrow game in person so do not judge.

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The-Ninja-Potato In reply to mrjbird [2014-09-14 13:03:24 +0000 UTC]

>__~ sorrry, your sister sent me

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mrjbird In reply to The-Ninja-Potato [2014-09-14 15:38:30 +0000 UTC]

i know she sent everyone

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ezeker [2014-09-14 03:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Your eyebrow game is lame.

//I was sent by cv-senpai don't hurt me. ;;

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mrjbird In reply to ezeker [2014-09-14 07:07:24 +0000 UTC]

i'm coming for you now, just another name for the list of those who tempt me.

i'm watching, for i am always watching

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ezeker In reply to mrjbird [2014-09-14 07:20:21 +0000 UTC]

SIR
SIR, I'M SORRY. ;;

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mrjbird In reply to ezeker [2014-09-14 08:15:47 +0000 UTC]

who told you i have mercy, they seem to have lied to you.

mercy is for those who believe in others. for a single man mercy is nothing.

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ezeker In reply to mrjbird [2014-09-14 18:03:26 +0000 UTC]

S-ERVALS HOLD ME. ;;

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mrjbird In reply to ezeker [2014-09-14 23:41:27 +0000 UTC]

fear my watch. you are never alone

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ezeker In reply to mrjbird [2014-09-14 23:43:01 +0000 UTC]

;;

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S-ERVALS In reply to ezeker [2014-09-14 19:52:20 +0000 UTC]

ITS AIGHT BB IF THE FUCKER TRIES 2 TOUCH U ILL CUT HIM

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ezeker In reply to S-ERVALS [2014-09-14 19:54:24 +0000 UTC]

Ye. ;v;

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S-ERVALS In reply to ezeker [2014-09-14 20:00:52 +0000 UTC]

yee uwu

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S-ERVALS [2014-08-12 03:48:54 +0000 UTC]

a wild gay has appeared and used bite! What will the goat do?
ur lame

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mrjbird In reply to S-ERVALS [2014-08-12 03:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Baa [goat uses headbutt] Baa

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S-ERVALS In reply to mrjbird [2014-08-12 03:51:46 +0000 UTC]

THE WILD GAY WILL BREAK YOUR FINGERS JFC
MY SHOULDER HURTS NOW

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mrjbird In reply to S-ERVALS [2014-08-12 03:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Baa [goat has no fingers] Baa [goat uses gore]

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S-ERVALS In reply to mrjbird [2014-08-12 03:54:05 +0000 UTC]

i swWEAR TO GOD IF U COME OVER HEAR AND HEADBUTT ME AGAIN I'LL SEND U TO TEXAS

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mrjbird In reply to S-ERVALS [2014-08-12 03:55:09 +0000 UTC]

Baa [Baa] Baa [headbutt]

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lyrest [2014-05-22 02:35:33 +0000 UTC]

fav.me/d60jfds

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F-RUITBATS [2014-05-16 02:13:20 +0000 UTC]

24.media.tumblr.com/c7df88b223…
fuk u m8
ill cut u

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F-A-U-N [2014-04-22 02:12:48 +0000 UTC]

look at this shit
look at it
its so fuckin cute

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F-A-U-N [2014-04-03 20:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Lmao this track meet is boring #dying

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mrjbird In reply to F-A-U-N [2014-04-03 21:42:23 +0000 UTC]

you chose to stay so it's your fault, you missed the book mobile too

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P-sychWard [2014-03-21 01:43:12 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday bish

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mrjbird In reply to P-sychWard [2014-03-21 02:23:24 +0000 UTC]

thanks and i believe you meant to call me bitch. neither of us are 5 so please don't slur you're words.

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P-sychWard In reply to mrjbird [2014-03-21 02:28:42 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I wish you a happy birthday and you gotta be a dick-
I can act as old as i want to thank you--
Bish isn't me slurring, it's just fun to say.

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P-sychWard [2014-02-10 21:03:45 +0000 UTC]

hey hairy kraken

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EmilieSushi [2014-02-02 11:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank for the watch! Meow :3 Meow :3 Meow :3 Meow :3 Meow :3 Meow :3 Meow :3

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CITY-MUTT [2014-01-25 17:21:31 +0000 UTC]

so u approve of dis

"latino lovin" that me n jennifer have

gr8

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P-sychWard [2014-01-12 04:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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mrjbird In reply to P-sychWard [2014-01-12 09:56:32 +0000 UTC]

will you two stop posting these on my page, from my laptop i can't delet or hide them

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P-sychWard [2013-10-31 21:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Happy halloween dickwheel :c

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mrjbird In reply to P-sychWard [2013-11-01 01:58:17 +0000 UTC]

i haven't said anything mean to you so why be mean to me?

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P-sychWard In reply to mrjbird [2013-11-01 11:46:35 +0000 UTC]

That's me being nice, gosh you're no fun sorry i said happy halloween :T

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mrjbird In reply to P-sychWard [2013-11-01 20:22:38 +0000 UTC]

well thanks for trying at least

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