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[2002-02-23 07:03:44 +0000 UTC]
"onederlnd"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 34; Deviations: 53; Watchers: 24
Watching: 13; Pageviews: 10973; Comments Made: 565; Friends: 13
# About me
Current Residence: Detroit, MichigandeviantWEAR sizing preference: Large
Operating System: Windows 7
Wallpaper of choice: Custom
# Comments
Comments: 193
I am honestly nervous of this because it's too late at night to find these ._.
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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i think that's where you're wrong: the third instance is where he becomes a true man in the classical sense of the word, and discards the final relics of his childhood.
an interesting point, nonetheless.
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you should change your icon
the whole stareplz thing is so last month
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congratulations you are the newest winner of the "I R STOOPID" award for driving home while intoxicated. You showed great skill in not killing anyone on your drive home. Amazingly, since you couldn't type the simplest coherent thought, or word for that matter, you were able to operate a motor vehicle. Kudos, Randy, Kudos.
But then I guess that happens when you have no friend's to be a DD.
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Yup, alive as ever, although it's a strange existence here at Recruit Training Command. I hope to return to #devart sometime in the near future, which is when ever I can retrieve my laptop from back home.
Any how, I'll hopefully speak to you later.
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aww hehe that turned out all retarded 
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Wow! youir stuff is really GOOD! i love you
*hugz*
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wow, that's some mad hate there from that coldwave guy.
Don't worry, I still love you.
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Your work really sucks monkey butt!! I dont even know why you are here in the first place. Your so called "WORK" is bullshit. Get that fucking shit out of my face! And by the way FUCK YOU!
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I'll let you know when I care about your opinion of my work! But again, thanks for the comment!
btw, who are you again?
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then have some LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE!
And yes, that is my girlfriend, and she is indeed rather hot
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I'm telling noey that you cheated on her with me!!!!!
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