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[2006-01-24 21:35:36 +0000 UTC]
"Mad Hatter/Sweet Vanilla"
(Italy)
# Statistics
Favourites: 4541; Deviations: 152; Watchers: 60
Watching: 335; Pageviews: 23415; Comments Made: 1710; Friends: 335
# About me
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Comments: 720
Ciao Francesca grazie del watch e dei favs!^^
A venerdì!
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER15: Legend - Damn you! You blew it all up!
I’m not accusing anyone, but if the guilty party would step forward, then I’m sure they will be rewarded for having the courage to come clean. I think, considering the severity of the crime, a mild defenestration seems like a fitting punishment. Or possibly, ritual amputation of the kneecaps using rehabilitated circus weasels. At worst, death by pop gun firing squad. You don’t want that last option. It takes ages. The last time this sentence was handed down, the poor chap nearly choked to death on a march-fly halfway through their execution, and we started the procedure in September. What’s worse, once we provided medical attention, we then had to start all over from the beginning. So, do the right thing and give yourself up. Don’t let your family live with the shame of what you’ve done. I was really looking forward to blowing up this balloon personally, and now that chance is gone, forever.
Confess! You know you want to. Please.
#IrrationallyInvestedInterrogator
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 12: Dragon - Shoulder Massager for Sale
Sure, it’s been used quite extensively, and it was the prime suspect in three murders, but none of those charges could be proven, so you have nothing to worry about. It’s also very expensive to operate, requiring no less than 11 sacrificial teenagers, a moldy corkscrew, and a box of half eaten thumbtacks, to be refuelled, daily. But can you really put a price tag on a deep tissue shoulder massage. Like, really, really deep tissue. Like, “Oh my god, I’m bleeding to death! Tell my goldfish I loved him, and please delete my browsing history” level of deep tissue manipulation. Now that is the sort of quality that you just can’t find in stores. So just indicate your interest and you’ll go in the pool with the other potential buyers. It shouldn’t be long before we’re ready to start the bidding. Until then, I recommend you keep your head above the water, and just try to ignore the bloated, floating corpses of all those that just couldn’t wait for this sale to start. Besides, we clean the pool daily, so just avoid them and you should be fine.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 10: Pattern - Relax, don't do it...
I know that it seems like a good idea but I guarantee that this choice will haunt you for the rest of your days. Regret, shame, humiliation, not to mention the societal consequences should you still decide to go through with it. I knew a guy who did what your about to do and he had to sell his wife, divorce his house and hand his kids to animal control because of it. We won’t even talk about his dog. So as someone who has seen the damage and devastation first hand, I must beg you, don’t do it. If you eat that pickle, lives will be ruined. You can still do the right thing. Just step away from the pickle and we can talk about it. You must have something to live for, right? Family, friends, maybe a pet? I hear Lithuanian Aerial Gophers make great pets. It’s not too late. Why don’t we just leave the pickle here, head down to the pet store and check it out? What do you say?
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Hello! Thank you most kindly for the watch and I hope you will stick around for more Currently doing Inktober and it's a new artwork every day, as well as slowly growing my own world of Posterra, choked to the brim with loony critters, gods, machines and dangers to enjoy. Keep being awesome and thanks for your support!
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 9: Swing - Class, watch the demonstration
TEACHERBOT: According to the fossil record, our researchers have concluded that this contraption was used in the public torture of young children during the barbarous years of the 20th Century. Based upon the high number of recovered artefacts it has been speculated that this practice was widespread. It is unclear as to what these children could have done to warrant such cruel treatment but we do know when it stopped. Gertie Bumps, the noted historian, has, through rigorous investigation of the pop culture archives, concluded that this horrific practice ceased shortly after the Time Skip of 3287/3311. Overnight, everyone aged 23 years and time dilation science was set back 200 years. However, with no children to torture, the devices lay dormant and haven’t been used since.
TIMMYBOT219: 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110010
TEACHERBOT: Perhaps it’s time to reintroduced the practice…
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 8: Frail - Extra points for the trash can
Can you believe this? What kind of an idiot thinks it’s acceptable to compete for Arbitrary Points by wiping out pedestrians, stray pets and various innocent inanimate objects with their preferred vehicle of choice? It’s barbaric, that’s what it is. Insensitive too. But mainly, it’s woefully inefficient. Every competitor in Road Rage Bingo has their own scoring system, which ultimately leads to rampant cheating and widespread corruption within the various professional leagues. Regulations would certainly help in this regard, but at this point, that is more of a band-aid solution. If you ask me, and you should, the real future of Arbitrary Points is in the ancient sport of dry bed bog snorkelling. I know some people are going to disagree, as they heavily invest in sports like soft cheese rolling, or legless shin kicking, and they are free to think that. But just you wait and see. Snorkelling your way through a dried up bog of peat and amphibian carcasses is set to be the next big thing in AP collection. Mark my words.
#ThatSnorkelHasBeenLikeASnorkelToMe
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Thanks for the fav on 119 - Pictorial Evolution
I know evolution is a bit of controversial issue these days. Many people believe it, some people don’t. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. As for me, I believe, but looking around I can see why some people have doubts. For example, just the other day I was walking down the street and I came across a display of such reckless disregard for living that I had to wonder how, after millions of years of evolutionary rejects and genetic dead ends, could this specimen happen to be the culmination of his respective ancestry. Let me paint you a picture.
Standing in a wading pool filled with eclectic eels (they taste funny), situated on a craned in platform, dangling 10 feet above a gridlocked freeway, was an inappropriately cheerful fellow sporting a wet-suit, a cowboy hat and a tutu, who was juggling 5 half empty paint cans and a highland mountain goat, while precariously balancing 7 smoking cigarettes on his left eyebrow. Circling him on the platform were three short-sighted economists riding miniature mopeds, with flaming chainsaws strapped to their foreheads, who appeared to be engaged in a senselessly violent game of sudden death bingo.
Never have I seen such a flagrant lack of survival instincts. Thousands of people die from cigarettes every day. Everyone knows that cigarettes kill people, it’s an indisputable fact. So why would you put yourself at risk. Here is a guy for which evolution has obviously failed and I say it’s time evolution got a helping hand. Who’s with me?
- EvolutionsLittleHelper
Thanks for the fav on Inktober 20: Breakable - By the power of Grayskull
I had the power of Grayskull once. It was nice. And really useful for opening tough jar lids or that time I had to help a friend move house. It also came in handy when a raging horde of interdimensional hell fiends decided to invade my apartment bathroom. I still have no idea what they were after, although I suspect my toilet sit cover was the likely target (it’s enviably soft and fluffy). Glen, from marketing, can’t keep his hungry eyes off it whenever I host the weekly game of corporate mandated snakes and ladders. Team building exercises are the worst, am I right? Anyway, if I had to put money on who sent those infernal imps, I’m going with Glen. Ralph, over in accounts, is giving me good odds so fingers crossed that I win the pool. As for the power of Grayskull, well, I kind of lost it to unsavoury individual in a game of high stakes, backroom SNAP! But I’m sure he’ll put it to good use.
Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 7: Enchanted - Reverse Mermaid Alert!
But don’t worry, this is just a Tangerine Level Alert. One reverse mermaid is only barely enough of a threat to even issue an alert, but regulations state that any reverse mythological creature sighting must be reported. The last thing we need is a repeat of The Incidental Accident. Security was more lax back then. I remember it like it was yesterday, but it was more like 33 hours ago. Two reverse mermen appeared and someone, Trevor, failed to report it. Within minutes, 7 reverse giants started rampaging through the sector, followed closely by a team of reverse centaurs. Then things really went to hell. Our strongly worded ‘no entry’ sign, our only line of defence against Reverse Dimension, was knocked over and a flood of reverse and even double reverse creatures started flooding in. It took hours to restore the sign and we still haven’t fully recovered from influx of all those “backwards”. Thus, the alert. Consider yourself warned.
#SeeSomethingReversedSaySomething
I know you favorited more than this, which is great. 
But so as not to flood your page, here are just a random selection of replies for the pictures that you favorited.
Sorry if it's still a bit long. 
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Hellooo!!
Thank u so much 4 the faves!! i really aprreciated
Follow me at Instagram -Badzka or my new proyect -Losdiasatulado
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(belated) Thanks for the watch! It's very appreciated! (: If you want to you can follow me on my other pages here:
www.facebook.com/nynjakat
nynjasart.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/nynjakat
If you have any questions, or want to start up a chat, feel free to note me. c: (I respond to note quickest!)
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Hi there Fanfulla!
Thank you very much for the watch!!
If it's not a problem (if you have a facebook account) And you actually like my work,
would you give me a like on my Facebook page? It would be a great support!!
(Thanks for the faves as well)
Anyways thank you in advance, I'd llama you if I hadn't( already
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Llama for Llama ! Sorry for the late Llama, I received too many Llamas ! It takes a long time to give back Llamas to people !
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There's no problem 
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Thanks very much for the 
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