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# Statistics
Favourites: 32; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 23
Watching: 5; Pageviews: 8288; Comments Made: 1395; Friends: 5
# Comments
Comments: 143
MachinesBleedToo [2014-01-29 03:56:27 +0000 UTC]
I REALLY REALLY need to get in contact with you agaiiiin y u make it so hard to stalk you cries
but srsly, if you check this note me. It's Rose. It's about website stuff (and, you know-- catch up stuff-- it's been ages. T_T)
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kaizou [2010-12-22 09:47:10 +0000 UTC]
rozen its cold in here and why am i on da again LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE SOB
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-22 15:07:28 +0000 UTC]
what did i even do
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-22 15:28:34 +0000 UTC]
I missed you too, man
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-22 16:13:43 +0000 UTC]
i'm no woman, i'm too much man for you to handle baybee
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kaizou [2010-12-02 18:33:39 +0000 UTC]
"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Kremlin's clock glows red in the darknessβit's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
"No, Daddy."
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift. "I am sergeant Voronin, please present your documents".
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-03 00:45:26 +0000 UTC]
excuse me wtf r u doin
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-03 02:23:27 +0000 UTC]
u mad
get back in bed and go wipe ur screen moniter
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-03 03:01:19 +0000 UTC]
i'm not mad at all
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-03 03:53:04 +0000 UTC]
youre not in bed
i am
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-03 13:11:32 +0000 UTC]
i will be in a minute, i even waited for you to wake up BUT APPARENTLY BEING IN BED IS MORE IMPORTANT >:I
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-03 15:20:37 +0000 UTC]
s-sorry
I was studying all night yesterday so i was tired ;__;
s-sniff
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-03 21:13:46 +0000 UTC]
t-that's alright, I'm sorry for teasing you ;_;
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-03 22:10:58 +0000 UTC]
;__;
you can make up for it by letting me accidentaly this cake all over your crotch
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-03 23:21:52 +0000 UTC]
like you'd give me a choice
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-03 23:31:41 +0000 UTC]
nope
/licks cake away
>:3
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-04 03:08:31 +0000 UTC]
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-04 03:24:33 +0000 UTC]
/licklicklicklicklicklicklick
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powdered-toastman In reply to kaizou [2010-12-04 08:48:47 +0000 UTC]
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-04 17:05:49 +0000 UTC]
stfu u like it >:T
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kaizou In reply to powdered-toastman [2010-12-04 17:20:27 +0000 UTC]
*swallows*
you should ;__; s-sniff
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kaizou [2010-12-02 18:33:02 +0000 UTC]
Unpopular state worker becomes butt of many joke. Day after unfortunate tractor accident, comrades from her village place severed arm in unpopular state worker's bed, and wait for morning to laugh. Morning comes and they enter room to find her eating arm. Horror results, because arm is enough to feed three comrades, and she will not share!
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kaizou [2010-12-02 18:32:52 +0000 UTC]
One night man is riding mule down dirt road. Young woman stands on side of road, calls out for ride home. Is very cold in Soviet winter. Man takes off coat and puts it on back of mule. Girl is also cold. Man gives her sack of turnip for to wear. Girl is much thankful for ride home.
Next morning man realize it is day for buying turnip at market, and girl still has sack. He goes to her house. No girl is there, only father. He says daughter died in salt mines ten years ago night before. Man returns to mule, turnip sack is on back of mule.
SOVIET HONESTY IS STRONG! EVEN DEATH NOT STOP REPAYMENT OF DEBTS!
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kaizou [2010-12-02 18:32:40 +0000 UTC]
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!
Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.
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Knight-Gawain [2008-07-05 13:03:57 +0000 UTC]
HONK HONK
*insert cirno here* HONKY ONEGAI
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powdered-toastman In reply to SHiRUBi-keikoku [2008-05-26 14:25:45 +0000 UTC]
I'd assumed it was when I saw Walrus Miku
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mansongothic [2008-05-20 11:49:36 +0000 UTC]
thank you for the sub love!! im going to feature you in my journal as soon as i update it and will send you the money as soon as i get paid myself!
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powdered-toastman In reply to mansongothic [2008-05-20 14:28:55 +0000 UTC]
Heh, do I have any art worth featuring?
and lol yeah, funny thing. Turns out I did have the spare cash in Paypal to fund it. No idea how it got there >.>
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mansongothic In reply to powdered-toastman [2008-05-20 22:18:25 +0000 UTC]
haha yes. I will at least mention you, its the least i can do for now !!
haha yay for magical monies!
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OriginalOP [2008-05-13 01:02:28 +0000 UTC]
HOWS IT GOIN RASTA
I AND I JUST WANTED TO VISIT YO PAGE, DOGHEARTZ 4 life hit me back.
Inb4 you don't get it.
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KriegsaffeNo9 [2008-03-23 16:38:06 +0000 UTC]
Thank o' the watch, who I can presume is a Desuchanlander!
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powdered-toastman In reply to KriegsaffeNo9 [2008-04-01 07:08:04 +0000 UTC]
I wish DA would let me know that somebody posted here, I rarely remember to scroll down and check.
They call me Rozenfag.
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KriegsaffeNo9 In reply to powdered-toastman [2008-04-01 12:04:29 +0000 UTC]
Woo Rozenfag!
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mansongothic [2008-02-11 07:50:40 +0000 UTC]
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