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rice-field ♀️ [29335597] [2013-12-13 12:28:14 +0000 UTC] "Alea jacta est" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 67; Deviations: 12; Watchers: 14

Watching: 17; Pageviews: 3950; Comments Made: 199; Friends: 17

# About me

my name is Marina. my profession is rice fields. my rice employees are

# Comments

Comments: 67

kabeerk [2014-07-20 14:42:34 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch

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zaENDle [2014-07-10 14:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the llama. He will be happy in my care and I shall name him Chase. Have an awesomistic dayΒ 

Β -------------------------------------------------
Everything will be DaijobouΒ  Β 

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NlCKIMINAJ [2014-06-25 16:01:48 +0000 UTC]

happy bday rice man

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NlCKIMINAJ [2014-06-22 19:38:22 +0000 UTC]

tickle me rice field

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K40rin [2014-06-19 23:20:34 +0000 UTC]

marn i have to clean my room before i come get u today so ill probs pick u up at like 4pm idk

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zathraya [2014-05-30 02:37:34 +0000 UTC]

THanks for the fav on my Dia de Muertos painting!

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Frudies [2014-05-20 01:05:47 +0000 UTC]

yiff yiff
marn get on skype

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zathraya [2014-05-06 05:31:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the watch! Β Nice start to your gallery, I can see you improved alot during 2013. Β Keep up the good work! Β And I hope you'll continue to enjoy my art.

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lumioces [2014-02-19 10:14:01 +0000 UTC]

rice field you Suck!!! always farming your damn rice.... God damn you

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rice-field In reply to lumioces [2014-02-21 06:51:14 +0000 UTC]



you dont know how many drug empires are running only because of me

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K40rin [2014-01-08 07:00:28 +0000 UTC]

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K40rin [2014-01-08 06:58:15 +0000 UTC]

bush

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rice-field In reply to K40rin [2014-01-08 09:10:09 +0000 UTC]

isnt that south african slang for marn

Β marn

code for the curse word 'fuck'. used when you cannot swear because of your location (school, work, tanning salon) or religon.

meal: dude i just got back from tanning! i look like a dorito chip!

budzyn: what the marn??

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K40rin In reply to rice-field [2014-01-08 10:08:54 +0000 UTC]

OMG NO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THE WORD BUSH I DIDNT.......KNOW ?????!!!?!!!!???????

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lumioces [2013-12-27 15:13:56 +0000 UTC]

Jack my meat, perhaps?

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rice-field In reply to lumioces [2014-01-02 15:14:07 +0000 UTC]

only if its rice meat

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lumioces In reply to rice-field [2014-01-02 15:57:42 +0000 UTC]

THRES NO SUCH TING AS RICE MEAT FOOL!!!!!!!!!!

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rice-field In reply to lumioces [2014-01-03 07:30:55 +0000 UTC]

would you like to buy some from my rice company, we have a discount code C4NT4FF0RD2P0T4T0 for customers who've never tried rice meat before.


also, don't you mean rice meat drool?

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lumioces In reply to rice-field [2014-01-03 16:50:35 +0000 UTC]

mmm rice,favourite dish m

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NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 21:02:44 +0000 UTC]

I was jacking my meme and scrolling through the bushes of the internet and i came to ur page and ur webcam made me splurgle

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-14 18:03:02 +0000 UTC]

i can do the yoga

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NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 18:01:14 +0000 UTC]

MARN YOUR???????ICON NO

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-14 18:02:38 +0000 UTC]

stfu unbeliever, my icon is genius

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lumioces [2013-12-13 16:53:30 +0000 UTC]

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K40rin In reply to lumioces [2013-12-13 16:56:50 +0000 UTC]

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rice-field In reply to K40rin [2013-12-13 17:02:30 +0000 UTC]

what a prick

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rice-field In reply to lumioces [2013-12-13 16:56:21 +0000 UTC]

do you want to take a ride on my magic carpet

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deltamaia [2013-12-13 16:36:23 +0000 UTC]

[Verse 1:]
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floorΒ ["whore" - dirty version],
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do shit for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.

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rice-field In reply to deltamaia [2013-12-13 16:38:15 +0000 UTC]

ah, the fresh to air tickle my pickle

the return, i have not an unbound now. my brother he has found a way, a few months before now he has sent me to rehabilite center for the unbound citizen! it have improving my english as well, i think so. speak of the return of the spirit king. fridays are ok

ah, the fresh to air tickle my pickle

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Ohdevinitely [2013-12-13 16:35:17 +0000 UTC]

keep walking eminem

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rice-field In reply to Ohdevinitely [2013-12-13 16:36:45 +0000 UTC]

dont even mention that name here. its against my religion (bradley)

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NlCKIMINAJ In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 16:40:21 +0000 UTC]

BRADLEY IS IN COLLABORATION WITH EMINEM

YOU ARE USING RELIGION TO EXCUSE YOU OF YOUR SINS?!

WE WILL NOT HAVE THIS, RINSE YOURSELF ELSEWHERE

BECOME CHRISTIAN IF YOU WANT TO MOLEST TINY RAPPERS BUT YOU LEAVE BRADLEY OUT OF THIS

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 16:43:50 +0000 UTC]

YOURE WRONG, EMINEM IS NOT THE MESSIAH, HE HAS TEMPTED YOU TOO... JUST LIKE HE TEMPTED MADAM AND EVE.... AND BIEBER...... ARE YOU BIEBER?? ARE YOU....... THE BEN???Β 

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NlCKIMINAJ In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 16:52:57 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE DIRT! A DISGUSTING INDIAN SINNER! DONT THINK I CANT SEE THROUGH YOUR VEIL OF LIES!

UNFOLDED! I READ YOU LIKE A BOOK! OUT IN THE OPEN, SUNLIGHT SHINES DOWN FOR YOU HAVE REACHED IT

YOU HAVE REACHED COMPREHENSION, I UNDERSTAND NOW, FOR SOMETHING, HEARS SOMETHING.

I SWEAR ON MY TRAMPLED POTATO FARM, THAT YOU REFUSED TO SPONSOR, ONCE AGAIN. WHY? BECAUSE YOUR DIRTY STINKING RICH ASS COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE A FEW YEN? disgusting. i am disgusted. I am calling the police as we speak. we will see who laughs the last because whO LAUGHS LAST, IS WHO LAUGHS BEST. BEST AS IN I WILL LAUGH FOR 15 YEARS, THE TIME YOU WILL SPEND IN JAIL, WHEN YOU ARE FREE, I WILL BE INFRONT OF YOUR HOUSE EVERYNIGHT, SHITTING ON YOUR DOORSTEP, LAUGIHNG, STILL

EVENTUALLY MY LAUGHTER WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY, YOU MOVE COUNTRIES, THINKING YOU CAN LOSE ME, TOO BAD ASSHOLE, ILL JUST SHIT INFRONT OF YOUR FUCKING TENT



SHOULDVE TOUGHT TWICE ABOUT INSULTING ME

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 17:00:01 +0000 UTC]

DUTCH BASTARD..... YOUR POTATO TICKLED M PICKLE, YOU SHOULDVE JUST GIVEN ME 2 POTAO LIKE I ASKED, OR BRADLEYWOULDNT HAVE RAINED THIS HELL ON YOU!!! BRADLEY IS MY MASTER...HE HELPS ME WHEN I IN TROUBLE.. ONE TIME I TRIED JUMPING OFF MY RICE AND DIEING... THE LORD SAVED ME... I AM FOREREVER GRATEFUL TO TH LORD. YOU WHO SHIT ON HIS NAME, DESERVE TO LOSE ALL YOUR POTATO FARm.... NICKI MINAJ..... YOU ARE... a siNEER! take a ride on my fucking magic carpet.

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Ohdevinitely In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 16:38:36 +0000 UTC]

that's really offensive. i can speak of my hero and saviour wherever i want, it's a free country. even in the bathroom when im jackin it

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rice-field In reply to Ohdevinitely [2013-12-13 16:46:09 +0000 UTC]

are you in the bathroom jacking it right now?

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Ohdevinitely In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 16:48:00 +0000 UTC]

that is none of your business.

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rice-field In reply to Ohdevinitely [2013-12-13 17:00:55 +0000 UTC]

do not defile the hands of lord bradley. if you do... my boy will call for a mental asylum

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Ohdevinitely In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 17:05:35 +0000 UTC]

GOOD. I HOPE YOUR 'BOY' WHOEVER THAT IS, SPENDS ALL OF HIS DAYS IN THE METAL ASYLUM, SUFFERING AND UNTOUCHED BY THE HANDS OF THE MIGHTY LORD EMINEM and you too

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rice-field In reply to Ohdevinitely [2013-12-13 17:14:39 +0000 UTC]

i have become to given up. my girl fried and my buddy have both is the hate for me. i am not a like for ANYONE...............any more....................my dark side is...........unleash...........................sigi unbound

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NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 16:35:15 +0000 UTC]

owned...

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 16:36:23 +0000 UTC]

do you respect the rice?Β 

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NlCKIMINAJ In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 16:36:54 +0000 UTC]

i respect eminem only

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 16:41:18 +0000 UTC]

no rice for you, you spawn of satan.... you are against my religion. you should be outlawed

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NlCKIMINAJ In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 16:43:18 +0000 UTC]

DAMN *slaps knee*

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 16:45:08 +0000 UTC]

according to the laws of bradley, no unbelievers are alowed on the holy rice fields get out

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NlCKIMINAJ In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 16:48:12 +0000 UTC]

I AM THE PROPHET OF BRADLEY YOU CANT JUST KICK ME OUT

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rice-field In reply to NlCKIMINAJ [2013-12-13 16:55:41 +0000 UTC]

WTF..... I THOUGHT U THOUGHT EMINEM WAS PROPHET?? mohammenmen

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NlCKIMINAJ In reply to rice-field [2013-12-13 19:07:32 +0000 UTC]

were a religion with more than one prophet, maricena, have u even read the bradley bible?

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