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[2002-12-06 17:24:13 +0000 UTC]
"Christopher Kringle"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 12; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 6
Watching: 0; Pageviews: 11695; Comments Made: 101; Friends: 0
# Interests
Favorite movies: Rudolph the Red Nosed ReindeerTools of the Trade: Currently controlling swarming hoards of elves. Tiny elves.
Other Interests: Milk, Cookies, Baileys, Flying w/ Reindeer
# About me
Current Residence: North Pole.Skin of choice: Elf maiden ;)
Personal Quote: Ho ho ho!! Merry Christmas!
# Comments
Comments: 58
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
ally scared.
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oh my god... I LOVE YOU SANTA!
Can I be taller for Christmas?
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Have a great year Santa!
Eeeerm!
After you deliver the goods that is!!
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dear santa, I would like to have my sub renewed :/
I've been good all year
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I WANT A WOMAN!!! BRING ME A WOMAN!!!
(from the Fellini film...)
xxx 
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Merry early Christmas! 
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Dear Santa,
For Christmas, I want:
1 Sonic the Hedgehog.
5 Chao.
1 Bloody Higurashi Blade. (For good! I SWEAR!)
Every video game and video game system that ever existed.
I promise I've been a VERY good girl!
~
P.S. Sorry about last year, when I kinda punched you in the gut for not bringing me KK Slider.
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Dear Santa,
Please tie up Silver and put him next to my bed.
XD Merry Belated Christmas by the by
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well since I dont know if you or ~santa is the real santa Ill ask both
dude! listen, I want a left handed black matte V bass guitar for christmas
and if I get it I will bash ~santa for you
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Merry Almost Christmas!
I wouldn't mind having this account, but I would probably waste it since I don't make seasonal pictures that much.
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You gonna wipe the favs? People probably just faved their own stuff.
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there's a point. I'll check for fav abuse.
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How do you know about the penguins? I think next year santa should take the giant robot 
That would make a good comic...
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No more than usual.... but then, I'm always a naughty bugger....
Wish I would notice it soon!
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Have you been a naughty bugger lately?
Not all presents come in direct materialistic form, perhaps there is something you've yet to take note of
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lol, merry extremely belated Christmas to you too^^
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hehe thanks, wish u also merry xmas (but its over!! 
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LOL i agree with mrslobsterhands... where's Chanukah Harry? hehe.
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Thanks for the comment and 
Merry Christmas!!!
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OMG!! You're santa!!!! ^^ *sits on your lap* I want a Yu-Gi-Oh! boxset, some bondage rings, a whip, handcuffs... *goes on for a while*
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Santa, can you promise me love and goodness this holiday season? All's I want for the holiday of tomorrow is a good time.
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I want photoshop 8, 3dstudiomax, bryce, illustrator 10, flash mx, fireworks, and an over $5000 digi cam. merry christmas!
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Oh yah baby, you can sit on my lap alll niiighhhtt loong.
Tell me..what are your deepest desires for this christmas? Hmmm? ohhhh yaaahhhhh
so i take it mrs. clause hasnt given santahead recently.
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omg santa. i'm only a week away from my subscription ending... thats what i want for christmas
haha but its ok, i dont expect anything.. just wanna sit on your lap. w00t.
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