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sarcastic113 ♀️ [11035437] [2009-07-16 01:06:17 +0000 UTC] "National Sarcasm Society Member" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 364; Deviations: 133; Watchers: 13

Watching: 28; Pageviews: 9116; Comments Made: 518; Friends: 28

# Interests

Favorite movies: "Tangled"
Favorite TV shows: 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, and Arrested Development
Favorite bands / musical artists: Mumford and Sons
Favorite books: Harry Potter, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, Perks of Being A Wallflower
Favorite games: Bananagrams and Sims 3
Tools of the Trade: Camera
Other Interests: Literature, music, German, and photography.

# About me

I am a dynamic individual, often scaling skyscrapers and forcing elephants to tap out during UFC tournaments. I have been known to design entire cities on my snack break. I translate ethnic slurs to Chinese immigrants, win the Nobel Peace Prize every year, and manage time effectively. Occasionally, I swim across the Atlantic Ocean in two days. I have gone back to the future. I am a history connoisseur, a veteran of WWIV, and an outlaw in Botswana. Using only a potato and a Build-A-Bear, I single-handedly liberated a town in southern Chile. I play jazz flute and am the subject of numerous Lifetime Network Movies. When I'm bored, I visit the underwater kingdom of Atlantis where I have been crowned queen. I once read "Gone with the Wind", "War and Peace", and "A Tale of Two Cities" and still had time that evening to entirely refurbish Oprah's living room. Once on vacation in northern Germany, I successfully negotiated with terrorists who had seized a local cinema. The laws of physics don't apply to me. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have also been known to lie.

Current Residence: The cupboard under the stairs
Favourite genre of music: Indie Rock
Favourite cartoon character: Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Personal Quote: "Do not trust those who lie in wait in small spaces"

# Comments

Comments: 46

xxanarchygirlxx [2011-07-31 02:44:45 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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molls1112 [2011-02-25 03:56:43 +0000 UTC]

thanks! your work is beautiful!

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DreadOwl [2011-01-01 21:23:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh, thank you for the welcome :) (Smile) . Still getting used to some things, lol.

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jakattak1991 [2010-12-21 22:28:39 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav!

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pyroklutz94 [2010-12-14 22:08:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for taking the time to view and fave my art! Here's a kiss for you, my love!

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naiubl [2010-11-03 00:17:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the fav!

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sarcastic113 In reply to naiubl [2010-11-03 19:04:34 +0000 UTC]

You only deserved it!

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naiubl In reply to sarcastic113 [2010-11-03 19:27:59 +0000 UTC]

aww. you're too sweet. Aww Aww Aww Aww Aww
Glomp! Glomp! Glomp! Glomp! Glomp!

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DiverseDevil [2010-10-30 06:32:36 +0000 UTC]

no probs =P (Razz)

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pyroklutz94 [2010-10-26 21:53:46 +0000 UTC]

omigod. YOU'RE part of the National Sarcasm Society TOO!?

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sarcastic113 In reply to pyroklutz94 [2010-10-29 20:16:35 +0000 UTC]

Noooo, of course not.

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pyroklutz94 In reply to sarcastic113 [2010-10-29 21:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Pffftt me neither.

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awjay [2010-10-25 08:05:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the faving....so very much appreciated . Peace Peace Peace Peace Peace

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witchlady750 [2010-10-24 18:53:33 +0000 UTC]

I am a dummy! Thank you very much for the +fav +fav +fav +fav +fav ! Bullet; Yellow Bullet; Orange

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night-fate [2010-10-23 03:25:52 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave! :) (Smile)

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roxanneross [2010-09-18 10:39:43 +0000 UTC]

thanks! Here's a kiss for you, my love!

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sarcastic113 In reply to roxanneross [2010-09-18 15:21:24 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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andrea-ioana [2010-09-15 03:11:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for adding me and for the favs Love Love Love Love Love

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sarcastic113 In reply to andrea-ioana [2010-09-15 22:13:08 +0000 UTC]

Of course. And I also love "Barfuss"!

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andrea-ioana In reply to sarcastic113 [2010-09-15 22:13:40 +0000 UTC]

yes, that movie is so wonderful.

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ThinkFrog [2010-09-06 17:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the faves! Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug

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odeusum [2010-09-02 17:03:18 +0000 UTC]

Hi. Thanks for the fave on [link] ;) (Wink)

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SnapperRod [2010-09-01 19:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Kristen, a big Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug for the fav on the Dunnottar Castle series

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sarcastic113 In reply to SnapperRod [2010-09-01 20:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the thank you. It's an awesome series.

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SnapperRod In reply to sarcastic113 [2010-09-01 20:54:41 +0000 UTC]

Cheers Kristen, appreciate that. My only wish was the weather had been a bit more turbulent to make the scene look a bit more dramatic, but you have to accept what turns up on the day.

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anniejo82 [2010-08-10 04:12:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for +fav +fav +fav +fav +fav -ing 'Crystal Ball' Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug
You Rock! Headbang!

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chabruphotography [2010-08-09 18:21:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav! Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug

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sarcastic113 In reply to chabruphotography [2010-08-09 18:26:00 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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emotive-energy [2010-08-05 23:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to ! We're glad to have you with us, and can't wait to see your submissions. Aww Aww Aww Aww Aww If you have any questions or comments about the group, feel free to share. :D (Big Grin)

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misconceptedchild [2010-07-12 02:01:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the favorite :) (Smile)

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misconceptedchild [2010-07-11 16:29:04 +0000 UTC]

I truly appreciate the favorite :) (Smile)

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ThinkFrog [2010-07-09 11:59:17 +0000 UTC]

You`re welcome

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Chat-Pot [2010-06-20 09:48:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks =) (Smile)

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terataki2005 [2010-01-09 09:56:59 +0000 UTC]

[link] ">Dream a litlle Dream of me

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WhiteBook [2010-01-07 16:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for +favlove ing my work!

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LiiQa [2009-12-09 21:57:03 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much!
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

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were-demon [2009-11-30 13:40:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav~

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Fernheart95 [2009-11-19 02:21:46 +0000 UTC]

judging by your comment you too are a nerdfighter. if your not then you must be wondering what the hell i'm talkin about. lol it's good to know that fellow nerdfighters are interested in art as well.

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sarcastic113 In reply to Fernheart95 [2009-11-19 21:21:29 +0000 UTC]

I'm a nerdfighter! It really is awesome that other nerdfighters are interested in art, because if I look up any nerdfighteria art, I can barely find any. So your "Gus Is A Bug" was totally awesome to find.

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Fernheart95 In reply to sarcastic113 [2009-11-19 21:24:23 +0000 UTC]

i know. we should totally make a club for nerdfighters in DA!

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NauticalAcronym [2009-09-15 18:30:08 +0000 UTC]