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[2005-09-12 02:13:03 +0000 UTC]
"david"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 48; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 1
Watching: 5; Pageviews: 5227; Comments Made: 138; Friends: 5
# Interests
Favorite movies: media's family reuionFavorite bands / musical artists: gorillas
Favorite games: naruto
Favorite gaming platform: x-box
Tools of the Trade: sometimes
Other Interests: stuff, sonic
# About me
Favourite genre of music: rapFavourite style of art: what?
Favourite cartoon character: sonic
# Comments
Comments: 101
In a word, I can only describe you as ignorant... And your art leaves much to be desired. Wait 4-5 years, take an Art class and THEN post some stuff on dA. All this does currently is physically repulse me. I am not kidding, I actually vomited a little bit in my mouth when I saw this monstrosity.
PS: Rap is not music. Rap is ignorant product of a generation raised on MTV. Rock, Jazz, Blues, Classical. THAT'S music.
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DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY MOLDY, 43 YEAR OLD DICK? CALL ME YOU SICK FUCK. WE'LL DO SOME LEMONPARTY SHIT.
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I must say, your answers to that quite informative quiz showed me alot. Oh yeah, ROCK AND METAL KICK RAPS ASS!
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omg how u draw dis?
wat program u use?
u ave any advise for me? want to be artis lol
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wat is every1s problem?????/?
wat is so dam funny?????? theres nothing to laugh at here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[link] uses it and every1 luvs hers!
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That's because her work looks decent and she talks normal.
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and u just made me cooler there caz i hasd a big mouth and u just hatin on me and all them big gangsta rappers everywere
go finish ur tea
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that was a real priv8 moment and my sister and babysiter kept on taking a but loud of pictures of me anjd i was real pisssy that day
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-gasp- Language young man!
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Have you been talking to my mom again?
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Oh snap.
That was just stepping over the line D:
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I tend to do that a lot with peoples. I almost called him a piece of paper, but even I think that's going overboard.
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That would seriously, NOT be cool.
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*holds back the urge to be a /b/tard*
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When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle, lay siege to that city. When the Lord your God delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves. . . . This is how you are to treat all the cities that are at a distance from you and do not belong to the nations nearby.
However, in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy themβthe Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusitesβas the Lord your God has commanded you.
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A few tips to get closer to the lord:
1: Become a nun! All they do is feed their fat faces, sleep with eachother, put on those black robes, and beat children all day.
2: Become a priest, like myself! All we do is drink beer all night, we drink on the Altar sometimes and then when we're bad we get sent to bad boy camp which is a blast! But don't do it until you're 21.
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Oh, and I love confessions. Somtimes I go to the other priest's houses and share confession stories and its WONDERFUL, hahaha. And I get kinda snackered and you see, this is when I'm straying from the flock, and I'm not being a good shepherd of the lord at all.
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They tell me I have to watch my behavior around the church because they're gonna send me to this retreat place. It's called Camp Guedo Sarducci (Gwee-doe Sar-Doo-chee), that's the name of the guy in charge.
But anyway we put rubenol in his holy water and he was...Out cold for like, all day. And we drinked beer and surfed on naugty websites all day it was a hoot! And he comes back and he's all "atone for your siiiiiiins" and all that stuff.
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and i also had 2 go 2 church 4 a LOOONNNNGGG time yesterday cuz flareons great grandma died and they had her body but i trued 2 touch it but my mom started screamin at me
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Hello young child.
I am Father Rusty Pelosi. I find your page very...Disturbing.
You see, you're not being a very good Christian soldier, you aren't a very good shepherd of the lord at all young child.
Maybe you can have some private counsiling with me, and we'll see the lord together many times!
God bless.
-Father Rusty Pelosi
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yah cuz this 1 time i was an church n i was bored n i farted and it was real real loud so the preist got mad so i kept on doing it a nd ding it and then he toook me 2 outside n started yelling at me cuz i was making bouls in the house of god
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wat is so funny?
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