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[2013-11-08 23:07:45 +0000 UTC]
"" i don't wanna die, so you're.."
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# Statistics
Favourites: 9; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 211
Watching: 234; Pageviews: 3143; Comments Made: 695; Friends: 234
# Interests
Favorite movies: "....# About me
Your name is DAKOTA STEVENS, and you are a LONELY LOSER WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. You go by ANGEL online!
You have the most TERRIBLE self-esteem ever, and you have no life WHATSOEVER.
Your interests include DRAWING, WATCHING ANIME, BAKING, HOMESTUCK, ROLEPLAYING, and other GENERIC 'SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE' SHIT.
You have very short, brown hair, with PALE ASS SKIN, and brown eyes that CAN BORE A PERSON TO DEATH. You have a set of DARK CIRCLES under your shit-brown eyes, and STUPID GLASSES THAT MAKE EVERYONE CALL YOU VELMA.
You are ACTUALLY FUCKING AGENDER. YOU USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS.
You have a shitty school life, and an okay home life. Two sisters, and a brother. At SCHOOL, all they do is TEASE YOU, and you only have a SMALL GROUP of friends.
Even though you haven't gotten beaten up yet, you still carry A STEEL DAGGER with you for protection, since you live in the CITY.
Besides the point, you're PRETTY PERVERTED AT TIMES.
Your birthday is APRIL 3RD, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE MANY PEOPLE BOTHER TO CARE. Only your MOTHER, AND HER BOYFRIEND care.
Your ZODIAC TROLL IS ARADIA, and your PATRON TROLL is ERIDAN.
You desperately want to be A FASHIONABLE PERSON WITH A CUTE FACE, but that'll never happen.
You're pretty VIOLENT, threatening people who you don't like, and calling them so many fucking bad words., or even telling them to shut the fuck up before you fucking stab them, kill them, whatever you can think of.
You are actually fake married to the Homestuck characters, ARADIA, ERIDAN, AND SOLLUX!!
YOU'RE KIN TO ERIDAN, BILL CIPHER, DEAN WINCHESTER, AND AMETHYST. YOU'RE FAEKIN AND DOLLKIN.
# Comments
Comments: 51
hiya!! you must be a human like my pal right?? o:
i used to not like them buuutttt now i do!!
im naomi!!
( holds out her hand, offering a shake )
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/ typing on her laptop
/ probs typing smut
" hm? "
/ looks up
/ bags under her eyes
/ small smile
" oh. "
" hiya, naomi! "
" um - "
" i'm dakota - "
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oooo!! sweet name >:]
nice to meet you dakota!!
ill just call you ota though
( chuckles )
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'ota'
i like it
god, when you say that, you're gonna sound like a weeaboo.
/ snorts
but, thanks.
: ooo
but yours is much cooler!!
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" the fric kign "
/ squints
/ points to her head um
" h ow did you remove your h orns "
/ she never met a human i,,
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" i "
" am a human. "
" and you are a troll. "
/ typing away on her laptop
/ probs writing smut lmao
" i have no horns "
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{ screamSSS
would u like 2 rp, frond? ;v; }
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[ yEs PLEASEΒ
lim bored asf ;n; ]
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{ wheezes
COULD YOU START BBY
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE FANCY - }
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/ sitting on a park bench
/ sleeping like a baby oh god
/ he hasn't gotten enough sleep lately
/ mumbling mumbo jumbo about blue females
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/ staring at him
/ tilts head
" ... "
" h - "
" hey, dude - "
" um - "
/ pokes his butt cheek w/ a stick
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{fluffehunicorns. gamzee's miracles p l z
work your magic and make that strawberry cake gif come to life α(Β΄Ϊ‘`α)
this is rly qt btw ! β^(γΒ΄γΟγ») }
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{ only the master of all 4 miracles could make gifs move
but then one day, he WENT APESHIT CRAZY AND KILLED EVERYONE
i rlly don't believe he can save the world
aaahhhh, thank you!! so is yours!! ;v; }
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{fluffehunicorns. omg when all that shit happened i was like goDDAMN IT GAMZEE I SHIPPED YOU WITH TAVROS
if saving the world meant killing your friends then he's legitΒ οΌΌοΌοΌ οΏ£βοΏ£οΌ οΌοΌΒ }
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did t# e sun come out or did you just smile at me?Β
//thas' cy00t
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/ turns bright pink
/ omfg
" a-ah !! t-t-thank you - "
/ anime gurl bow
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//smile
any time # e# # e#
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" a-are you sopor slime ? "
" b-because you make me feel miraculous - "
" w-wow that was bad - "
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Hey kid thanks for Watching me,but you know I'm really watching you right?Β
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/ kinda just
/ screams
/ and hides under a table
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Heheh,looks it's for your own good,you don't know who else is watching,I see your bullied,need some help with that?
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/ shakes head quickly
" i-i've gotten it taken care of, thank you ! "
/ peeks out
" i-i can take care of it myself - "
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Hmm,are you SURE about that? I can have it taken care of in a snap! *snaps*
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" y-yes i'm sure !! "
/ covers face with sweater
" i-i don't care about them - "
/ widens eyes, eye twitch
" t-they're all bastards anyways . "
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*shrugs* Ok but if you change your mind just give me a call..
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( jumps on her shoulder )
" hiya, daki! "
( he has a nickname for her aaaa h )
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" HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK BUTTS- "
/ almost trips
" oh, um, hello... "
/ stares at him
" mark?? "
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( little curl of fur on his head stands up a bit )
O U O
( nods )
" yeah! i have no idea, really what happened- "
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" it's obvious ! "
/ sits on a park bench
" magic anon or something - "
/ smiles
/ pats his head
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"Hey....Dakota?" Envy looked a bit awkward, but he wanted to ask her a question. "Can you explain to me what 'Tumblrsexual' is?" he looked genuinely confused.
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"Mmmm?" Dakota looked at him and smirked. "Tumblrsexual is a thing I made. Tumblr is a website full of amazingness."
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He frowned. "Well......okay," he said uncertainly. He still didn't understand what that had to do with sexual preference. "If you say so, dearie," he smiled at her.
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((I am though-
lD I'm glad you laughed-))
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{{ i know that feel-
haha,yo |D }}
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(( Thanks for the watch cutie pie!~ <3 ))
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((No problem! Would you like to rp?))
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churroin like a boss cause
churroin be like my thing
and I don't know -
but
You need to keep this safe
and
you gotta
believe
in long live the churros
i mean
hello.
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Oh-
S-Shit....
*stares*
Hello-
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//smile smile like a churro churro cause churroin
Hola!
I dont think i've seen you arounnd?
You must be new or something
anyyy how I'm Desiree and you are?
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//what-
I'm Dakota! But everyone calls me Russia at school~
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// I like churros and every churro is my baby and churros be like my child.
Dakota. That's an epic little name you have. Russia? That's interesting!
Oh and you could call me Dez.Β
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//So your child is Spain.
Nice to meet you, Dez!
//grins
Yeah, all my friends have nicknames.
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// No my child is the sparkleduckchurro I raised the sparkleduckchurro ever since it was young
Β Dakota it's a pleasure to meet you to!
//grin grinΒ
Nicknames are a part of the sparkle life-
You know-Β
Embrace all the nicknames
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//oh
Yes-
Even if rude.
And if someone does bully you, act like Mikasa.
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// yeah. It was fun training my sparkleduckchurro it a beauty
If that happens you act casual
and be an optimistic person nod like a duck
and say lol fuck you to person.Β
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That's...actually a good idea.
//smirk
Is it just me or does NO ONE in my school understand my references?
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