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snk911
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[2007-10-26 21:10:24 +0000 UTC]
"Gone forever? We'll see."
(Unknown)
# Statistics
Favourites: 173; Deviations: 11; Watchers: 67
Watching: 56; Pageviews: 12472; Comments Made: 1340; Friends: 56
# Interests
Favorite movies: It happened one night, Good Will Hunting, Ip ManFavorite TV shows: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Samurai Champloo, MLP
Favorite bands / musical artists: Queen, Offspring, Queens of the Stone age, Pennywise, Bromhead's Jacket, NoFX, Nirvana
Favorite books: COOKING BOOKS
Favorite games: Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Cave Story, Dark Souls, Spiderman 2
Favorite gaming platform: PC, PS2, GCN
Tools of the Trade: Oh, y'know... Stuff
Other Interests: COOKING, Bikeriding, swimming, sleeping, writing, gaming, roleplaying
# About me
Disclaimer: Anything said by me online should be taken with a grain of salt. Hell, anything anyone says online should be taken with a grain of salt, but I digress. If I sound sarcastic, don't take me seriously. If I'm speaking dangerous nonsense, do not try to replicate any of my stories. If I offend/trigger you, block me and move on. Don't expect an apology. If you try to demand one, I will be a dick to you.Viewer discretion is advised.
My name is Zac, but you can call me SNK, Snek, Asshole, Zecha-MKII, Zachary-daiquiri, or any other stupid bullshit that comes to mind, and for all intents and purposes of Deviant Art's desire to categorize its members, I am a writer. That means I sit in front of the computer and drink all day. As for my other hobbies I like cooking, video games, stargazing, and telling everyone why winter is worst season. Snek is best animal. I fucking hate memes. Simple stuff.
Those who know me tend to share the common consensus that I'm an all around good guy. Those who really know me will call the above a bunch of lying sycophants. I'm actually a bitter anti-social dickhead who alienated everyone who ever loved me, and I like to think I'm funny and aloof when really I'm dying inside, and also I smell.
Here's to future friendships and rivalries!
(Image drawn and given permission to use by mlgruby )
# Comments
Comments: 344
snakes don't wear hats ya big silly
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yes they do i've seen many a snake and i can testify they were all adorned with fetching headgear
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i will give you money to get on facebook. i dont know how to convey my gay vernacular over the internet, so that's the best I can do.
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also give me ur skype bc i forgot it
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I'll pull all your flowers out of your garden and salt the soil so nothing will ever grow there again.
Uh, I mean
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You just had to make that reference, didn't you.
It's people like you that drive me to drink heavily.
You monster.
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Thnake? Thnake?!
THNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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I'M THO THLITHERY AND THNEAKY CUZ IMMA THNAAAYYYYYKE
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THLITHERY THNEAKY THNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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You'd better be careful what you say to me. You'll regret it.
My uncle is Xbox Live.
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My dad is fucking microsoft you better watch your shit so you don't get hit
anonamas are legos
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You're not dead? That means...
You didn't accept my Skype invite?! Intentionally?!
DIEEEEEEEEE
jkilu
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I honestly don't remember you sending me a skype invite, send it again 
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Please don't deactivate me!!!!!! I really want to stay!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, federal law is now after you!
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Fat chance, I have the law on my side.
My dad owns Nintendo
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Shut up please, you are a bully, you know that?
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Please don't tease me! I wanna stay on deviantart!
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15 SWAT officers are going to jump through your windows, John Woo style, to shoot you in the head with dual magnums.
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Shut up, it's getting annoying now.
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It's my profile, so I'll comment if I want to.
Enjoy federal prison.
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I know where your icon is from you fick suck.
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>implying acstlu isn't based
>mfw I didn't even notice fick suck.
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YOUR WEBCAM! XDDDD COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
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I hope you are castrated.
amytoes.deviantart.com/art/TCG…
I'm getting a rainbow, now! 3 blues, two pinks, one green.
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oh god. no comment to part one of those statements.
Well, I have a set of cards that make a rainbow. d.facdn.net/art/puppygas/14168…
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Yeah you'd better keep your mouth shut ho.
Oh. I thought you were making a reference to a TV show or something. The URL you gave didn't work, by the way.
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try refreshing, or just hit enter on the url bar, if you're getting 404'd. hows the arting going, btw?
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The arting is on indefinite hiatus; Dark Souls finally tansferred over to Steamworks on the PC so I've kinda been lost in a... Gaming coma, so to speak. Wake up, eat, smoke a bowl, play Dark Souls, sleep, repeat. It's only depressing when I think about it.
...I'm constantly thinking about it. ;-;
I'll start drawing again before monday I promise.
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Good, good.
And, yes. That does sound depressing, but at least it's comforting. Which is a good thing.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJQqE6…
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The point donator..IS AT 666!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!
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