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[2007-08-21 07:22:47 +0000 UTC]
"Tanya"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 33; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 2
Watching: 1; Pageviews: 2152; Comments Made: 527; Friends: 1
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: All the classics ('specially Michelangelo), and loads of people on the internet.Favorite movies: WAY too many to list.. seriously
Favorite bands / musical artists: Klaxons, Jamie T, Bloc Party, Robert Pattinson, and so on...
Favorite writers: Poet: John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester Writer: Really depends on my mood.
Favorite games: Sims 2, Guitar Hero, Dance Dance Revoution, God of War (1 and 2)
Favorite gaming platform: My beautiful PS2, with some Supernintendo and computer thrown into the mix.
Tools of the Trade: My keyboard
Other Interests: SHEEP!!
# About me
Current Residence: Chugiak, AK, but soon to be Gloucestershire, EnglandFavourite genre of music: Anything besides Jazz and "emo" music. But particularly New Rave, ATM
Favourite photographer: My best buddies' (Julia & Jess) mommy.
Favourite style of art: Realistic?? IDK.. I don't do art
Operating System: Windows XP... Vista blows my balls.
MP3 player of choice: My lovely ipod, who's name currently escapes me.
Shell of choice: Hershey's Chocolate Shell (that chocolate sauce that turns hard *yum*)
Wallpaper of choice: Computer wallpaper? Umm.. "Skins" right now.
Skin of choice: The skin that Hannibal made that guy peel off his face .
Favourite cartoon character: CARTMAN!!! Spongebob's pretty bad-ass, too.
Personal Quote: "I'm too old for life."
# Comments
Comments: 74
Thanks for faving and sorry for the late reply.
I seldomly check this account 'cause I moved to *RichardPlantagenet
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I WANT YOUR BABIES WITH WHIP CREAM AND CHERRY ON TOP!!!!
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I WANT YOUR MOM ON THE FLOOR NEKKID!
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Nekkid, lmao.
Type that word in on urban dictionary!
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I lol'd when I raped your mom.
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I lol'd when you were raped by Tayte with whipped cream.
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I lol'd when you were raped by Jack with a pickle!
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I lol'd when I banana-peppered you today at lunch!
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I lol'd when that one kid got slushied today at lunch!
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Lol, were like telepathically connected then!
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Among other ways of being connected.
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LMAO.. ur a dirty dirty birdy!
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AGAINST THE WALL IN YOUR PARENTS ROOM!
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MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED YOU WHORE!
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AHH AHH SORRY!
Why do I always end up doing that?
Like I felt bad for a week about saying "Your Grandma" to Justin, because he said that she died... turns out he was lying, but I still felt bad.
Now I get to feel bad for another week for saying ur parents.. I'm sorry.
How about:
ON THE COUCH IN FRONT OF UR PET?
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Because you are a filthy whore Tanya.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Aww, don't. It's okay.
I DON'T HAVE A PET BUT OKAY.
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You don't even have a fish?
I"m going to buy you a lizard for ur b-day.. when's ur b-day?
IN THE KITCHEN, ON THE STOVE (not turned on)
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No.
Lizard? Yay. It's June 22nd.
IN THE CLOSET IN YOUR ROOM.
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Yes, Lizard.. and whats so good about june 22nd?
IN THE BATHTUB WITH A SPONGE!
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Cool.
You asked when my birthday was you whore.
IN THE PANTRY!
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Oops yeah, I forgot, lol.
IN THE FRIDGE!
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You're a stupid whore and I hope you get herpes.
UNDER THE COUCH!
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At least I don't have chlamydia.
Whoa, thats a tight fit.
NAKED AGAINST THE WINDOWS!
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At least I didn't give people gonorrhea.
Your mom's a tight fit.
ON THE DINNER TABLE!
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At least I wasn't the original carrier of AIDS!
You're a tight fit.
ON THE COFFEE TABLE!
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No, but you were the original carrier of herpes.
O RLY?
BY THE OPEN WINDOW!
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Yeah, but I wasn't the original carrier of elephantitis!
UNDER A BLACK LIGHT!
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WTF is that?
ON THE SIDEWALK!
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Lol, That one disease where you get all fat from like tumors.. like this guy:
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WITH OUR VIOLINS AND VIOLAS!
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*stabs eyes with spork*
THAT SOUNDS HOT!
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*Stabs ur moms eye with spork*
YOUR MOM SOUNDS HOT!
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*stabs ur spleen wit a spork*
YOUR FACE SOUNDS HOT!
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Lol, spleen? Isn't that the thing that has bile in it? So you want to be covered in my bile?
YOUR BACK-DOOR SOUNDS HOT!
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I think so. And maybe.
YOUR VIOLIN SOUNDS HOT!
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YOUR DOGGIE-DOOR (for your non-existant pets) SOUNDS HOT!
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