HOME | DD | Gallery | Favourites | RSS
| statichurricane
statichurricane
♂️
[2623355]
[2006-05-15 13:11:41 +0000 UTC]
"Jake"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 12; Deviations: 20; Watchers: 16
Watching: 24; Pageviews: 3474; Comments Made: 1087; Friends: 24
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: LamocFavorite movies: Motorcycle Diares
Favorite bands / musical artists: Pip
Favorite writers: Lamoc
Favorite games: GT4
Favorite gaming platform: Hovering 3 ft from the ground, slowly rotating
Tools of the Trade: Sony DSC H-1, Nokia N-70, Sony Handycam, Photoshop, Powerbook
Other Interests: Sports, surfing, biking, swimming, being outside
# About me
Favourite genre of music: Trance and ClubFavourite style of art: Photography, cartoons
Operating System: OSX Tiger
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: Conch
Personal Quote: Death is certain, life is not
# Comments
Comments: 41
Hey, man... I really appreciate your comments! You got any new stuff that you're gonna post?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Thank you ^^
I'm glad you liked it. Who paid you to browse through it and HOW MUCH??!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
hell yeah, drop round some time
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Hey, man... thanks for checking out my new stuff. The night photo is a pic of Main Street in my hometown of Milo (It's a small town in central Maine.) and the statue isn't of anyone in particular. I've only been doing photography for a few months. There's still lots to learn, but I've really enjoyed it thus far! Thanks again!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Thanks for dropping by at my gallery + for all ur comment. Really appreciate it
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
NOT by Lamoc
His name is Jake Jenkins,
He's commited many sins
NOT
He likes to kill the cats,
He likes to make dogs fat
NOT
He's takes peoples food,
He's often very rude
NOT
He shoots horses in the nose,
He sprays people with a hose
NOT
He is a nice guy,
He never tells a lie...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
wow, thanks for all the nice words, quite motivating 
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Statichurricane - by Lamoc
I was in USA,
Acting all happy and gay.
When suddenly a storm did brew,
Just when went in the loo.
And as i did a stinky poo,
I saw my friends, my only crew
Being sucked away by a strong wind,
Which of the Gods was creating this sin?
I ran back out,
To scream and shout.
But no answer came unto my ear,
Only a ****ing massive deer.
Which had been blown around in the gust,
Getting to safety was a must.
I ran and ran and saw a house,
Sadly too small, big enough for a mouse.
And then i saw the hurricane,
It completely blew my brain,
Driving me completely insane!!
It was huge and fierce and gray,
All i could mutter was "No Way!"
But then it stopped, did not move,
Coming out of a killer groove.
It was static, like a parylised sheep
Having tried to escape from old Bo Peep.
It just hung there in the air,
And suddenly i no longer cared.
I made friends with the hurricane,
And since then have never been the same.
Though i thank it for not killing me,
We're off now, to drink some tea.
Good Bye.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Your name is Jake,
With a garden Rake,
You rake up the leaves,
That have fallen from the trees.
But there are far too many for you,
So you go to the loo,
And you do a sloppy poo,
Before watching Scooby Doo.
But the TV is broken down,
It really needs a fix,
You feel like a stupid clown,
Covered in hairy ticks.
So you go and have a bath,
And decide to have a laugh,
Before drawing a line graph,
And heading off down the path.
You go down the path of fate,
There you have to wait,
And coming through the gate,
You see your bait.
Its your love of your life,
Hopefully become your wife,
But then she stabs you with a knife,
You lay down in the leaves.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
hi, wellcome to da! thanks for your comment
it seems to be that here we have a good gallery just in growing prosses, keep on doing!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
sup yak que tal or however you say it i should know who i am and if you don't well then you are being ridiculos
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
i know who you are, and where you live. I am coming tonight mwahahahaha
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
thanks for the fav, keep up making photographs you have the eye
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I'm G's friend, go to school with him
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
welcome to DA 
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
