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stdgiver2 [46367726] [2018-08-06 21:55:09 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 319; Deviations: 89; Watchers: 33

Watching: 28; Pageviews: 3807; Comments Made: 693; Friends: 28

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: stephen speilburt
Favorite movies: shrek
Favorite TV shows: shrek xmas special
Favorite bands / musical artists: rubber band
Favorite books: the directin on the back of hot pocket
Favorite writers: people who leav soalty comments on my art
Favorite games: clash of clans and boomb beach
Favorite gaming platform: android 1.0
Tools of the Trade: ms paint and gimp and some other bull crap (all free)
Other Interests: putting peas on a plastic spoon and launching them into low earth orbit

# About me

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Hello!
My name is Elder Price.
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book.

ELDER GRANT:
Hello!
My name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America
A long, long time ago.

ELDER PRICE:
It has
So many awesome parts
You simply won't believe
How much this book can change your life.

ELDER GREEN:
Hello!
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ.

ELDER YOUNG:
Hello!
My name is Elder Young

ELDER HARRIS:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
Did you know that Jesus
Lived here in the U.S.A.?

ELDER GRANT:
You can
Read all about it now!

ELDER WHITE:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
In this nifty book, it's free!
No, you don't have to pay!

ELDER YOUNG:
Hello!

ELDER SMITH:
Hello!
My name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse?

ELDER BROWN:
Hello!

ELDER GREEN:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Hello!

ELDER SMITH:
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use!

ELDER PRICE:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Hi!

ELDER PRICE:
My name is-

ELDER GREEN:
Jesus Christ!

ELDER GRANT:
You have a lovely home!

ELDER CROSS:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
It's an amazing book!

ELDER SMITH:
Bonjour!

ELDER WHITE:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Ni hao!

ELDER WHITE:
Me llmao Elder White

ELDER WHITE:
Are these your kids?

ELDER GREEN:
This book gives you the secret
To eternal life!

ELDER SMITH:
Sound good?

ALL:
Eternal life!

ELDER GREEN:
With Jesus Christ!

ALL:
Is super fun!

ELDER BROWN:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Ding dong!

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We'll show you how it can be done!

ELDER GRANT:
No thanks?

ELDER GREEN:
You sure?

ELDER GRANT:
Oh, well.

ELDER GREEN:
That's fine.

ELDER GRANT:
Goodbye!

ELDER GREEN:
Have fun in hell.

ELDER GRANT and ELDER CROSS: Hey now!

ALL:
You simply won't believe how much
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Would you like to change religions?!
I have a free book written by Jesus!

VOICE:
No, no, Elder Cunningham!
Thats's not how we do it!
You're making things up again!
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Elders, show him!

ELDERS:
Hello!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Hello..

ELDERS:
My name is:

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Elder Cunningham?

ELDERS:
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!

ELDER PRICE:
Hello!

ELDER GRANT:
Hello!

ELDER GREEN and ELDER YOUNG:
Ding dong!

ELDER WHITE and ELDER BROWN:
Heigh ho!

ELDER SMITH:
Just take this book!

ELDER HARRIS:
It's free!

ELDER BROWN:
For you!

ELDER HARRIS:
For me!

ELDERS:
You see?
You simply won\'t believe
How much this book will change
Your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change-

-So you won\'t burn in-

ELDER WHITE:
Hell...O!

ELDERS:
You're gonna die someday!
But if you read this book you'll see
That there's another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

The book of Mormon!

# Comments

Comments: 35

Bee-Bubba [2023-07-08 22:10:02 +0000 UTC]

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Karadek [2020-01-13 17:14:33 +0000 UTC]

 

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stdgiver2 In reply to Karadek [2020-01-13 21:13:25 +0000 UTC]

your welcome babe. thanks for leaving sonic the hedgehog baja blast on my doorstep

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Peachasso [2020-01-13 12:20:22 +0000 UTC]

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stdgiver2 In reply to Peachasso [2020-01-13 21:13:38 +0000 UTC]

u sexy

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Peachasso In reply to stdgiver2 [2020-01-27 20:55:58 +0000 UTC]

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krappykinx [2019-09-05 00:51:01 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!!   

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stdgiver2 In reply to krappykinx [2019-09-06 22:58:38 +0000 UTC]

thanks dog. your prety chil

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MatthewJabezNazarioA [2019-07-02 05:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Are you crazy! Are you going to tell the world that villains are extremely real?! And why you think Freddy Kreuger and Freddie Fazbear are real?! And can you reply to me!? And also, are you insane that you're about to cause World War III!?!?!?

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stdgiver2 In reply to MatthewJabezNazarioA [2019-07-04 16:53:40 +0000 UTC]

oh of corse. i shudnt talk more about it. i dont want to attract any u wanted attentiom bye

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MatthewJabezNazarioA In reply to stdgiver2 [2019-07-04 16:58:01 +0000 UTC]

No! Wait! Are you going to cause World War III?

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stdgiver2 In reply to MatthewJabezNazarioA [2020-01-15 21:54:08 +0000 UTC]

too late i sold KFC powered nuclear bombs to iraqkiffganipakistan

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MatthewJabezNazarioA In reply to stdgiver2 [2020-01-15 21:57:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! You can't do that! You're an evil madman! A villain! Are you so evil?!

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stdgiver2 In reply to MatthewJabezNazarioA [2020-01-22 02:23:31 +0000 UTC]

actually, please take a look in the mirror bub. your the bad guy. im literally the good guy. i hope this isn't too hard for you 2 undersand

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MatthewJabezNazarioA In reply to stdgiver2 [2020-01-22 02:27:48 +0000 UTC]

Stop being narcissistic! Can you be friends with all of my enemies?! Be sure to reply to me! Stop destroying Iraq with nuclear weapons!!!

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stdgiver2 In reply to MatthewJabezNazarioA [2020-01-30 00:06:41 +0000 UTC]

im deadass gonna turn the middle east into glass - then I'm gonna make 2 quarts of kool aid you're welcome to halve some

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MatthewJabezNazarioA In reply to stdgiver2 [2020-01-30 00:28:08 +0000 UTC]

Don't do it! If you turn Middle East into a glass, then why do you hate the Middle Eastern people?! CAN YOU REPLY TO ME, YOU NARCISSISTIC JERK?!

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stdgiver2 In reply to MatthewJabezNazarioA [2020-02-02 09:29:56 +0000 UTC]

well for starters, they knocked over two really big dominos. second - it just seems like a good idea

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MatthewJabezNazarioA In reply to stdgiver2 [2020-02-02 16:48:51 +0000 UTC]

JUST REPLY TO ME AND TELL ME WHY YOU HATE THE ARABS!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY?!!?!?!?!! DO YOU HATE THE ARABS?!?!!!?!?!?

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Teakster [2019-05-18 13:25:39 +0000 UTC]



Thanks for the fav!

It's a huge honour that you liked my work and thank you for supporting it, my friend!

Let me buy you a BIG fat cookie!

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stdgiver2 In reply to Teakster [2019-06-25 08:09:57 +0000 UTC]

no u! i don'remember what i faved lol but it had to bee good casue i never spam it. ONLY THE BEST gets into my private colection

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paradigm-shifting [2019-02-09 03:44:01 +0000 UTC]

Hello, StarTrekDiscoveryGiver2

 

ALL HAIL DOOMCOCK!!!!

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stdgiver2 In reply to paradigm-shifting [2019-02-09 03:48:36 +0000 UTC]

ALL HAIL NAW

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paradigm-shifting In reply to stdgiver2 [2019-02-09 07:00:24 +0000 UTC]

ALL HEIL YEAH! 

 

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stdgiver2 In reply to paradigm-shifting [2019-02-09 19:57:19 +0000 UTC]

i need to inject shreks body into my butt stream! please give me an std shrek!

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GeneralTate In reply to stdgiver2 [2019-02-10 08:19:53 +0000 UTC]

 

 

 

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stdgiver2 In reply to GeneralTate [2019-02-11 16:38:10 +0000 UTC]

That's actually epic

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GeneralTate In reply to stdgiver2 [2019-02-12 05:46:36 +0000 UTC]

 

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stdgiver2 In reply to GeneralTate [2019-02-12 21:30:02 +0000 UTC]

hiii mormon!!! id apreciate it if you could post less gay propaganda on my fronrt page!!!1 thanksss!

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GeneralTate In reply to stdgiver2 [2019-02-12 21:47:34 +0000 UTC]

YOU DARE MENTION RELIGION. Stalin will hear of this! Here is your ticket ...

  

 

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stdgiver2 In reply to GeneralTate [2019-02-18 02:33:44 +0000 UTC]

whaqtr's a goolag? it sounds tasty

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paradigm-shifting In reply to stdgiver2 [2019-02-10 08:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Just ask the Zyclon Bee.

 

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stdgiver2 In reply to paradigm-shifting [2019-02-11 16:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha that guys got such a stick far up his butt! Lmao look at his face he likes it! I do to, cause I'm gay ASF. NIGGR FAGET
LOVE U BRO

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paradigm-shifting In reply to stdgiver2 [2019-02-11 22:40:05 +0000 UTC]

 

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stdgiver2 In reply to paradigm-shifting [2019-02-12 00:47:15 +0000 UTC]

sstop gayposting on my facebook wall!!

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