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tefflonbilly ♂️ [123419] [2001-05-11 02:15:12 +0000 UTC] "Matthew W.K." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 7; Deviations: 208; Watchers: 24

Watching: 33; Pageviews: 12787; Comments Made: 644; Friends: 33

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Escher (sp??)
Favorite movies: Freddy Vs Jason
Favorite bands / musical artists: Mates Of State, Modest Mouse, Mars Volta
Favorite writers: me....and steve
Favorite games: Knights Of the Old Republic
Favorite gaming platform: Sexbox
Tools of the Trade: My Brain
Other Interests: The Black Jesus, Moog, Synthesizers, Friendster

# About me

Current Residence: Good ol Maryland
Favourite genre of music: Indie, Nintendo Music, Techno stuff
Favourite photographer: My brother or Bill or that guy chris poole showed me (?)
Favourite style of art: Um.....
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: The Black Jesus
Shell of choice: The Black Jesus
Wallpaper of choice: The Black Jesus
Skin of choice: My Black Jesus Skin
Favourite cartoon character: Uncle Ted from Bobby's World
Personal Quote: "Its just like this- my waist... is like 5. And my ass, is like 42."

# Comments

Comments: 254

ladyindistress [2006-02-11 18:19:12 +0000 UTC]

I remember when we were kind of friends and you made me laugh all the time.

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ladyindistress [2005-01-25 02:04:54 +0000 UTC]

hmm, maybe you did. that's kind of sad.

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ladyindistress [2004-12-07 22:39:07 +0000 UTC]

so uh, i was wondering if you died.

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bimbusfast [2003-10-19 22:58:53 +0000 UTC]

MATT!!! I think my bookbag is in the back of your car, and my cell phone wont let me call you! HELP ME!!

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eri-k- [2003-10-08 19:04:59 +0000 UTC]

MAtt toohey you are my love muffing of joy... if you were an ice cream flavor it would definantly be funky chips love dough.......instead of chocolate chip cookie dough...

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notlaura [2003-09-17 01:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but you get to leave like FOUR hours before I do, which is so great for you, and no so much for me... oh well, I can steal yellow slips from the attendance office and leave whenever I want to (practically leagally!!!) I'm scared to though, if I get caught, they won't like me....

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eyes-of-frost [2003-09-15 03:30:26 +0000 UTC]

My taurus completely died today. So now its all up to Saturn!

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notlaura [2003-09-15 00:34:49 +0000 UTC]

Matt, I wish that you were in one of my classes this year. I am lonely without you in English. Ok, just thought I would say that.

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eyes-of-frost [2003-09-11 02:54:33 +0000 UTC]

I was looking at your geoURL thing, and I noticed that you live in Turkey now. Hows that working out?

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tefflonbilly In reply to eyes-of-frost [2003-09-12 02:02:29 +0000 UTC]

it is wunderbar

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qoi [2003-09-08 15:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Woooo

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ladyindistress [2003-09-08 03:17:52 +0000 UTC]

things have actually gotten like, wow good for me over the past few months. and stuff!
how've you been mr. ileftandnowi'mback?

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eyes-of-frost [2003-09-05 01:31:55 +0000 UTC]

You gots to get some new pics up, so all these peoples can see the new and improved 2E with "blonde mode."

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ladyindistress [2003-06-07 16:32:30 +0000 UTC]

yes, yes it is!!

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ladyindistress [2003-06-04 22:09:48 +0000 UTC]

F*CKING MOTHERS! I CAN'T WRITE THE WORD F*CK. damn library computers. and i can write damn, but not f*ck. *phhhht*

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tornglass [2003-05-28 16:59:24 +0000 UTC]

hrmmm

I miss ronald. hows lfe?

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ladyindistress [2003-05-27 17:09:24 +0000 UTC]

woot. that'll be fun like yeah.

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ladyindistress [2003-05-26 00:11:28 +0000 UTC]

well you're just the hottest piece of ass i've ever seen. i think we need you, me, and a hot tub, ASAP. fer serious.

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ladyindistress [2003-05-25 02:26:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL DOOD! yer webcam is like, woah funny.

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ladyindistress [2003-05-19 22:16:16 +0000 UTC]

WHAT'S UP DOOD?!

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sunvill [2003-05-14 21:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanx dude

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ladyindistress [2003-05-14 10:54:44 +0000 UTC]

AH HA! i get it! *smacks head* oh man, fiona so had a baby boy me = extremely happy!

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poet-of-nothing [2003-05-10 19:36:31 +0000 UTC]

You!!
Download these songs or I will KILL YOU!!! IRL!!!!

Open Hand- Never Alone
Anything From the band "Time Spent Driving" and "Beautiful Mistake".

Really listen to these guys. you won't regret it!

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ladyindistress [2003-05-09 20:06:51 +0000 UTC]

you sexmen 2? *scractes head* me = confused. but then again, that is the story of my life.

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eatyourguitar [2003-05-09 10:47:02 +0000 UTC]

incredible webcam.

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ladyindistress [2003-05-06 10:33:05 +0000 UTC]

FLAMBOOBEROOOOOOZLED!

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chaosboy [2003-05-03 14:28:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks Biotch! I like nice comments. They make me smile. ANd I do crazy things when I smile.

Like eat chicken!

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ladyindistress [2003-05-03 13:20:01 +0000 UTC]

oh are you now? well then, we should go boy hunting toegther!

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poet-of-nothing [2003-05-03 04:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Dood! I found this "Lost veiw Askew" movie called "Drawing Flies" It's weird!

oh yeah and....

My Penis>Your Penis

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ladyindistress [2003-05-02 23:42:42 +0000 UTC]

dood, i so remember those commercials. i haven't seen an eggo commercial in a loooong time. hey, if you see one, record it for me.

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ladyindistress [2003-05-02 21:24:44 +0000 UTC]

shwee ha. yeah, i took guiart. oh, and guitar too. my teacher was such an ass...he's like 22 and all like "hey, i'm the king of the world!" except he didn't actually say that, but, yeah.

well, it is good indeed that you don't have anything wrong with homosexuals. i'm surprised about the SATs though! i never would have suspected that! but good for them/it/him/her/heshe!

today was a good day too. i finally finished the "me" part of the painting i'm doing, and now i can start working on the background. this is definitely like, the best thing i've done in this class, so i'm all excited and the like! *woohoo!

today i...well, what did i do? i wore a skirt! and not just any skirt...a skirt made of courderoy! woot! i like courderoy muchly.

welp, i've got to go do some laundry and attempt to clean my room, so i can go to an art class type thing * heh, yeah! like that's EVER gonna happen, my room is an official disaster area* but so yeah, i'm gonna watch fern gully and try to do that. byes!

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ladyindistress [2003-05-02 10:50:21 +0000 UTC]

yes that's right, i'm a "talker" it;s a new form of stalker, without the "s" *smacks head*

dood, i have a heart attack every time you talk...."Uhh...the End!" even that makes me laugh my butt off.

just windering...are that SATs homosexual?
yeah, i am one of those "hey! lets stand up for gay rights!" people. acually, i'm a "hey! lets be all happy and respectful to everyone, no matter what race, religion, culture, sexuality. and whatever other diversities there may be!" hey, it comes in my job description. it says,"to be laurel ady, you have to be right now, 16, live in a very small town, have a horse, be wearing a really awesome pink, gree n, orange, red, yellow, and bloo towel, have wet hair, and to be really happy and respectful to everyone, no matter whar race, religion, culter, sexuality, ad whatever other diversities there may be!"
OH MAN! i would so pee my pantaloons too! a girl i know is going to that concert. her name is kerry. and...yes!

i had a dream...and in thsi dream my rabbit was like, a dark brown color. but except in real life, he's white. and he doesn't have a name still. heh. oh man, i'm so gonna go get dressed!

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ladyindistress [2003-05-02 02:07:43 +0000 UTC]

lol, emilies, i TOLD you i'm SO a talker!

and yeah, i just looked at "my new ID yalls"
you are quite cute.

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timrkey [2003-05-02 00:22:20 +0000 UTC]

hey there laurel, stalk much? lol jk

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ladyindistress [2003-05-01 22:52:41 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOHOOOOO!
*ahem*i mean, hello there!

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ladyindistress [2003-05-01 13:27:52 +0000 UTC]

heyo! just two things this time...
one: what does IRL mean?
two: if your time permits you should get online tonight at like, 8! *like, AIM online*because i will be online at that time, and it will be all funnerishand the like.
oh man, i am such a "high mover and shaker" that's what my teacher just called some kid in my class. *meh* what ever floats his boat.

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eyes-of-frost [2003-04-30 21:15:43 +0000 UTC]

That "Ass Sweat" joke was very clever.
I wish I had that kind of mind!

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ladyindistress [2003-04-30 20:37:10 +0000 UTC]

hey wow cool, i'll go with you, i've never been to millersville either, because i live in myersville
shwee ha, potential pen pal-ness. i actually have two at the moment...one in the netherlands and one in montreal. haven't heard from either in like, a month. *aw*
a little girl just came into the library with her mom. she's all like, *untypable sound* and its really cute.
ugh i could never stand for 5 hous straight. i have a hard time waiting in the lunch line. well ok, that's not really because of the standing part, it's the whole "hey lunch lady, i know you slave away in the kitchen all day long fixing us our processed crap you call food, but if you woul dplease hury up just a wee bit that would really maek my day!"
they play oldies though, and that's fun. today i was rockin' out to that limbo song. and then the la bamba. ah ha! once, they played wild thing, and there's this one lunch lady who's like 85 or something, and she was singing and dancing her heart out! it was so cool. but yeah. i hope work isn't/wasn't horrible agonizing for you today.

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sillydru [2003-04-30 19:33:43 +0000 UTC]

you liked it?!?!?!?!?!?! thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ladyindistress [2003-04-30 10:13:29 +0000 UTC]

i think i'm officially the biggest dork in the world.
"i like apples or something"

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ladyindistress [2003-04-30 00:12:24 +0000 UTC]

i you

your comment made me laugh like, wow hard.

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ladyindistress [2003-04-29 10:38:59 +0000 UTC]

eeeeee hee hee ewy! that one persons icon is all like "hey, i'm an eye, and i like to move around and freak laurel out, bwahahaha!" *giggle* me=big dork
you are so good at making me smile...thank you muchly.
hey wow...you saved me.

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taereal [2003-04-29 04:17:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comments, I appreciate it.

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razorsharpcandy [2003-04-29 03:24:02 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the comments,
i'm gunna take a look at your gallery now

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ladyindistress [2003-04-28 21:26:36 +0000 UTC]

wow, i definitely didn't write that at 3...it was like..6:30 this morning.

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ladyindistress [2003-04-28 10:20:19 +0000 UTC]

i think i need more sleep.
*rubs eyes*
ach! many colors!

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girlunderway [2003-04-28 04:18:50 +0000 UTC]

thanks so much for all tha comments ... i will return sometime soon to peruse your gallery ...

*nods respectfully and skips away*

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imyselftheking [2003-04-28 00:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Yo dude. Chill out. Thanks for the comment on Freaky Femlae Freak. All you need to tell me is that it was cool. Chill a bit.

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ladyindistress [2003-04-27 23:11:53 +0000 UTC]

hey i just noticed something...

Favorite photographer: Stevie Wonder

isn't he like..blind? *scratchd head* can blind people take photographs? heh, i mean, i s'pose they are completely capable of clicking the button and that, but like...yeah.

wow, i'm officially making myself the girl who thinks way too much about things that are probably jokes. *heh*

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ladyindistress [2003-04-27 21:37:49 +0000 UTC]

heyo!
i must say, your comment made me smile quite a bit, especially that last part yeah i have no idea where bowie is...i'll whip out a map at some point and look for it. but so yeah, it's cool that we live fairly closerish! *tee* it's funny that..well just yeah. ah ha, that dood is funny lookin'

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