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tehgnomey ♂️ [2391696] [2006-03-16 03:21:53 +0000 UTC] "Joey Ingalls" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 26; Deviations: 56; Watchers: 20

Watching: 59; Pageviews: 6732; Comments Made: 396; Friends: 59

# Interests

Favorite movies: Hellraiser: Inferno, Jackass: The Movie, Saw II, Mall Rats
Favorite bands / musical artists: Slipknot, Green Day, Hot Hot Heat, System of a Down, Atreyu, Rammstein, and too many others to name.
Favorite games: Diablo II or Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne
Favorite gaming platform: X-Box 360
Tools of the Trade: Computer. Paper. Pen. What me worry?
Other Interests: Poetry, General Writing, GNOMES, RPG's

# About me

Current Residence: West Plains, Missouri
Favourite genre of music: Metal, rock, some rap. Anything, really, except for country and gospel.
Shell of choice: Shell Shock
Wallpaper of choice: Fuck Wallpaper.
Skin of choice: None, I like to see to the raw flesh below it.
Favourite cartoon character: Fuck cartoons.
Personal Quote: "COME GET YA SOAP, NIGGA!!!"

# Comments

Comments: 58

vejuzchill [2007-05-24 02:04:59 +0000 UTC]

thanks for you on In Search of sunset v1

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30-Secondz-to-MarZ [2007-02-20 22:00:54 +0000 UTC]

thankZ for stopping by my page

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Beautfllychaotic [2007-01-03 22:34:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Draw Straws 1, however, right after I submitted it I thought of a better idea, and the original (the one you fav'd) is now in my scarps. The new version can be found here: [link]

Thanks for your support!
-Mandy-

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Perfect-Defect [2006-12-31 03:36:04 +0000 UTC]

I know its a little bit late but I just thought I would visit all my lovely watchers and wish them happy holidays and a very.. er.. eventful New Year! ^^ (Don't do anything I would do ^_~)
dani

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Thytonius [2006-12-15 20:46:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanx for the fav

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madhattermissingmind [2006-09-07 00:17:29 +0000 UTC]

HIII
thanks for adding my photo to your favorites!!!

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Icewulf111 [2006-09-06 18:31:07 +0000 UTC]

for the and the watch.

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harrismichelle [2006-09-05 00:18:01 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the compliment but i'm just me. and all my peircings

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Succubus-Angel [2006-08-22 05:52:09 +0000 UTC]

Very interesting gallery! Keep up the interesting lyrics!

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VelvetWhispers [2006-08-08 19:09:37 +0000 UTC]

havent spoken to you in AGES!!! Where are you? On holiday perhaps? Speak soon xx

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dark-angel-moonlight [2006-08-05 23:53:56 +0000 UTC]

TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say, "I love you."

This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.

So here are the rules:

If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call

Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).

Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.

And check!


And repost dis with da name To My Dear Husband....To My Dear Wife...or u will bad sex in da future.......

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desireisposion [2006-07-02 03:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Wow! Thank you so much for the watch! It means a lot, also, that you say you like my art, not just for my "cuteness" as some have said, but that you actually think I have an ounce of talent! Thank you, again!

-Tammi

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BafometsTOOL [2006-07-01 22:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Hey thanks for all that!!!... this really kick ass!!!... keep in touch...

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BafometsTOOL [2006-07-01 22:29:43 +0000 UTC]

"Hallowed are the ORI, random deviant"

Today it's your luky day... I just visited you, now please visite us (the entity known as the ORI), and behold the path of enlightenment...

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jneia [2006-07-01 07:46:45 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much for the i should look through your writings... for i like to write as well. :]

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OmegaManor [2006-07-01 03:28:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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XavierMontague [2006-07-01 02:59:26 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the and the

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mwkw [2006-06-22 19:42:53 +0000 UTC]

thx for n +watch dear

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VelvetWhispers [2006-06-20 07:03:18 +0000 UTC]

Hello funky funky! How be you today?

Keep up all the good work, will talk soon.

-Sandy-

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CRCharisma [2006-06-19 20:05:24 +0000 UTC]

[link]
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[link]
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LOVE<3

THEYRE TOGATHER:. WHAT A SWEET COUPLE ::

No, You Cant Stop it!!
YOU CANT STOP IT!

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tehgnomey In reply to CRCharisma [2006-06-20 00:52:27 +0000 UTC]

question mark
Do I know you?

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anystar [2006-06-14 08:39:00 +0000 UTC]

thanks for dropping by

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xPixiexCuntx [2006-06-13 18:10:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav and friend add.

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ThEnemyStrip [2006-06-13 08:17:32 +0000 UTC]

# s a Lyrics Writer
# is Male
# is a deviant since Mar 15, 2006, 8:21 PM
# has 666 pageviews
# is located in United States
# last visited 12h 29m 6s ago
# is currently Homicidal
# is an MSN Messenger user; yellow_snowball@hotmail.com
# is a Yahoo Messenger user; iseedeadthingys

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!

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VelvetWhispers [2006-06-12 19:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Wow, thankies for the "friends" thing. ))

May I ask why?

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Yusia [2006-06-12 16:45:07 +0000 UTC]

hi, thx

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Xxrainbowdollie3xX [2006-06-12 14:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for adding my photo as your Favorite
<3

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ThEnemyStrip [2006-06-12 14:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the ^^

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feeteater [2006-06-12 14:45:42 +0000 UTC]

thanks for everything

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blackbelly [2006-06-10 03:28:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav eh


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pocketfullofawesome [2006-06-09 18:46:26 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav

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DiiaR [2006-06-08 16:17:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave and watch! x3
very appreciated

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anubis281 [2006-06-08 15:40:04 +0000 UTC]

thanks for adding me

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Murfo [2006-06-08 15:06:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for Fave!

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MystiOnCloudNine [2006-06-08 14:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thanks for the fave on 'The Best Thing About Reality' !
- Ebonie

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tehgnomey [2006-06-05 18:21:50 +0000 UTC]

:tehgnomey:

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fadingphotos [2006-06-01 22:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Now are you happy that you can't delete comments? Otherwise that, you wouldn't have any hugging, and kissing comments from me! XD

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phoenixmemory [2006-05-23 06:06:32 +0000 UTC]

I hate that too...
Thanks for the add

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tehgnomey [2006-05-14 01:42:34 +0000 UTC]

You know, I really hate the fact that I can't delete comments.

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fadingphotos [2006-03-29 02:46:09 +0000 UTC]

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fadingphotos [2006-03-29 02:32:06 +0000 UTC]

Good.
<333333333333

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fadingphotos [2006-03-28 16:37:45 +0000 UTC]

I love you!!!
<333333333

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fadingphotos [2006-03-26 14:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Ummmm...

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fadingphotos [2006-03-26 03:54:14 +0000 UTC]

I do believe that that's what's going on.

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fadingphotos [2006-03-26 02:43:16 +0000 UTC]

I don't think that we know much about each others favorite thing xD

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fadingphotos [2006-03-25 14:05:13 +0000 UTC]

But with poetry, you can just write it whenever you feel inspired. With photography, if you can't find something good to take pictures of, then it's like "meh"

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fadingphotos [2006-03-25 05:27:21 +0000 UTC]

I have 186 pictures (mostly pictures, I think)
75 shitty pictures in my scraps.
And a ton of other shitty pictures on my computer.

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fadingphotos [2006-03-25 04:25:36 +0000 UTC]

I just added like thirty pictures! I update ALL the time. My gallery is like FULL!

I'll never pick!

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fadingphotos [2006-03-25 03:58:25 +0000 UTC]

Well, you should update more too then!

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fadingphotos [2006-03-24 16:58:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't update enough?

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