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[2005-07-11 03:23:13 +0000 UTC]
"Ass Hole"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 0; Deviations: 42; Watchers: 11
Watching: 2; Pageviews: 8759; Comments Made: 95; Friends: 2
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Just about everythingFavorite games: Genocide
Other Interests: Collecting people to hate, writing, design, general asshole things
# About me
Current Residence: InconsequentialFavourite genre of music: Everything but rap, but then again it's not really music now is it?
MP3 player of choice: Samsung Q1
Wallpaper of choice: Any decent porn
Favourite cartoon character: Fuck off Frank
Personal Quote: When I call you a piece of shit, I feel it's really more insulting to the shit.
# Comments
Comments: 14
I loved your work called "Happy Halloween Fuckers" lol it reminds me of my dad, very well done
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We aim to please. Actually we aim to entertain ourselves and fuck anyone who doesn't like it. But it is nice to be appreciated.
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Don't know if it would bother you had I put this on your page directly, but I like your piece called Stay Away my Love. It looks like the guy is trying to hide his boner which is just awesome.
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mm......some what...but its not the boner...its victorian society...
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You're so cold and funny. You're like Lewis Black.
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just remember these 12 things and you'll go very far in life
1. knife and fork on the left, spoon and spare spoon on the right
2. sugar is the best way to whiten teeth
3. boomarang and orangutang are the two coolest rhyming words EVER
4. math isn't going to get you anywhere
2+3. ignore number 4
6. team work backward allmost spell crow meat
7. don't be fashionably late for a bus
9. 8 is allways late
10. backpack is not a verb, don't you try to throw an "ING" on the end
8. sorry I'm late, what did I miss?
11. damn it, 8! you allways do this!!
12. backscratchers are ALLWAYS in used condition
just keep these 12 key rules in mind and you'll go far!!
(13. how come I wasn't invited?)
(14. you know they never go into the teens!)
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Why am I the only person who sees the irony in the phrase provo lactic? Provo is an informal abbreviation of provisional, and lactic means "retaining to or derived from milk". So basically, provo lactic means provider of milk.
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You know kids today have halloween easy. When I was a kid, WE had to work for our candy. I remember Mr.Brim. He used to make me go inside, and he had his camera set up and I had to... Oh right. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone.But seriously we had it bad.
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For all you fucking losers with no life, you can now actually win shit for no reason, defying my entire "click here to win a free virus" article. Son of a bitch. Anyway, you basically win prizes like PSP and Ipod for searching on the Google search engine. It's paid for by the sponsors on google, but at least the commercials can get me some shit for free.
To join:
Click this, sign up, then win shit for me because I'm too fucking lazy.
[link]
I'm working on some articles, but I've been busy at work, so those of you getting impatient, go fuck yourself.
-The Asshole
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LOOOL ur quite funny dude...btw its iPod not Ipod...but thats not important...
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Technically I should add the Trademark icon afterwards, but this isn't the kind of hobby I take that seriously. As long as the rules of english say to capitalize the first letter of a proper noun, I'm going to do so. Apple doesn't own the english language, nor the writing rules.
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Why would you name your condom Trojan? Troy was known because of the Trojan horse, who's purpose was to get inside, and then break open.
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i always wondered that myself...should never trust a trojan.
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