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thejazzman ♂️ [2202964] [2006-01-10 23:12:52 +0000 UTC] "Jazz" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 2; Deviations: 223; Watchers: 37

Watching: 37; Pageviews: 12105; Comments Made: 875; Friends: 37

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Jazz Hall-Brown
Favorite movies: Ed Wood, The Big Lebowski, V for Vendetta, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Favorite bands / musical artists: Tenacious D
Favorite games: Jak and Daxter, Psychonauts, Dead Rising, Brutal Legend
Favorite gaming platform: XBOX 360
Other Interests: Stuffs

# About me

Current Residence: Kansas City, MO
Favourite photographer: Peter Parker
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: PSP
Skin of choice: Caucasian
Favourite cartoon character: EarthWorm Jim, Razputin, Freakazoid

# Comments

Comments: 185

MarkoSep2001 [2023-03-10 17:32:29 +0000 UTC]

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GeorgieDeeArt [2013-08-30 02:38:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!  

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tdastick [2010-11-19 17:40:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave on [link]

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Big-r3d [2010-10-03 02:29:23 +0000 UTC]

hey would you mind doin another one of my character from the comic? cuz that shit was bad ass man!

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thejazzman In reply to Big-r3d [2010-10-03 02:46:48 +0000 UTC]

Red, it's me; Jazz Hall-Brown. I am incapable of anything other than bad ass. Of course I'll do another one for you. In the meantime (since I've got a few others I want to get through first) I'll send you the full size character design I've got for you.

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Big-r3d In reply to thejazzman [2010-10-10 04:38:39 +0000 UTC]

sweet thank you jazz you are the shit my main man jazzizle.....okay.....thx XD

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K-Monsterr [2010-09-08 07:08:30 +0000 UTC]

( o )( o )
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/ \
| V |

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x-celeste-x [2010-08-07 11:02:08 +0000 UTC]

so we haven't talked in forever! we should fix that.

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thejazzman In reply to x-celeste-x [2010-08-08 18:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Definitely! How have you been these past, uh, three years?

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x-celeste-x In reply to thejazzman [2010-08-27 18:54:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm doing well. I'm back to school. Still living in AZ. How are You?? I miss you!

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PandoraBox90 [2010-05-21 20:34:03 +0000 UTC]

You need new comics~!!!
<3

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danceswithzerg [2010-04-07 02:37:33 +0000 UTC]

You've got some clever and funny stuff man...xD

Keep up the awesome work!

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Headsmellspuppys [2009-11-23 07:30:32 +0000 UTC]

glad to see new comics again

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thejazzman In reply to Headsmellspuppys [2009-11-23 23:07:19 +0000 UTC]

New OLD comics, you silly Puppies whose head smells of...something.

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Headsmellspuppys In reply to thejazzman [2009-11-30 05:44:45 +0000 UTC]

well at least you no longer hate me

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thejazzman In reply to Headsmellspuppys [2009-12-01 23:32:29 +0000 UTC]

...I wouldn't go that far, FaceScentDog(s)...

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Headsmellspuppys In reply to thejazzman [2009-12-02 07:24:32 +0000 UTC]

will i ever win your heart?

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CynicalGeezer [2009-10-14 20:58:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Fave. Glad you enjoyed

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saber4734 [2009-05-02 23:26:31 +0000 UTC]

I am asking Ben10 fans and artists to join the unlimited Ben 10 fanart site located at this [link]

Thank you for your time.

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NamelessAnami [2009-02-02 06:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks about the deviant Watch :3!!!

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Headsmellspuppys [2009-01-22 01:56:11 +0000 UTC]

i know you were just messin around on my page, but if i may offer some advice..........

its usually best to not act full of yerself and that yer stuff is amazing and such. i know you were kiddin, but to some people that comes off kinda jackass-ish

...and thats my 2 cents

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thejazzman In reply to Headsmellspuppys [2009-01-22 17:55:15 +0000 UTC]

First may I say thank you for commenting on my page; it doesn't usually happen very often and I appreciate it. However, if I may offer my "2 cents", I would like to state that I am aware that I came off slightly jackass-ish, but in all fairness to myself, you had added 5 of my comics to your favorites list, no less than 1 day and 20 hours ago. Comics of which contain numerous profane words, allusions to anal sex, cross-dressing, homosexuality and cacti.
Had I known that you found all of said list acceptable, but the mere thought of someone presenting myself with a comical high ego repulsed you so, I would have never sent you a personalized, non-generic, thank you comment.
As for your comment, it is usually best to not act superior to someone who meant no disrespect to you. I understand that you know I was joking, but leaving a higher-than-thou comment on someone's personal page for everyone to see is not the right way to go about correcting ones actions. I apologize if I came off curt in this message, but I felt it necessary for you to understand my thoughts on the situation.
I am also sorry that due to this dispute there will be a slim chance of developing a friendship with you. You seem like a nice individual and I regret that things transpired such as they did.
In summation: my rape face; it is on.
Rah.

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Headsmellspuppys In reply to thejazzman [2009-01-22 19:09:48 +0000 UTC]

and by it i mean my comment

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Headsmellspuppys In reply to thejazzman [2009-01-22 19:09:16 +0000 UTC]

oh. and i wouldn't be offended if you felt the need to hide it

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Headsmellspuppys In reply to thejazzman [2009-01-22 19:06:08 +0000 UTC]

i hardly ment it to come off that way. so i appologize if it came off that way. guess we both are offbeat in that sense.

your high ego hardly repulsed me, i was just sayin that it may come off diferently to a person who may not quite get that type of humor

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MistiqueCat [2009-01-16 05:47:54 +0000 UTC]

how can you not like pie?

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thejazzman In reply to MistiqueCat [2009-01-16 05:52:34 +0000 UTC]

How can you not like futanari? My apologies if you do like futanari. We have so much in common.

Black panthers forever.

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suddes [2008-10-22 23:54:58 +0000 UTC]

welcome back dude
i was missing your comics during the lack of...

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The-Battle-Waffle [2008-10-15 11:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Would it bad if I said that I wanted you inside me? Or that, if you wanted, you could slather blueberry pancake mix all over my body and then strap me to the hood of your car so that we could drive to Arizona and back again?

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cool4dude [2008-10-15 06:34:38 +0000 UTC]

happy to disappoint you!

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thejazzman In reply to cool4dude [2008-10-15 06:39:13 +0000 UTC]

That's usually what I say to women after sex!

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HunterofHearts [2008-09-13 20:07:29 +0000 UTC]

Your webcam is ADOREABLE

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thejazzman In reply to HunterofHearts [2008-09-21 00:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Why aren't you naked and making me a sandwich on top of my body?

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HunterofHearts In reply to thejazzman [2008-09-21 01:21:33 +0000 UTC]

Cause I hate sandwiches

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thejazzman In reply to HunterofHearts [2008-09-21 01:52:57 +0000 UTC]

How awful for my steadily growing erection. Another 6 weeks of erectile dysfunction for Jazz Hall-Brown.

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HunterofHearts In reply to thejazzman [2008-09-21 02:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Sucks to be you

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thejazzman In reply to HunterofHearts [2008-09-22 05:50:06 +0000 UTC]

The only parts of that sentence I payed attention to was 'suck' and 'you'.

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HunterofHearts In reply to thejazzman [2008-09-22 19:07:07 +0000 UTC]

I figured. You're just that simple minded...

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thejazzman In reply to HunterofHearts [2008-09-24 04:06:47 +0000 UTC]

You have hurt my feelings.

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Tal1n [2008-07-08 02:27:15 +0000 UTC]

I like pancakes.

Just throwin' that out there.

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thejazzman In reply to Tal1n [2008-08-27 06:58:53 +0000 UTC]

Well I like you shutting the fuck up and going off to die.

Post Script: Sorry about the length of time it took to get back to you on this matter! :3 (Too busy masturbating [to your sister.) My fondest greetings to her by the way.

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Tal1n In reply to thejazzman [2008-08-28 16:50:11 +0000 UTC]

I...

My god. I have no retort. Phooey!

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TerrorEffect [2008-06-22 17:37:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch.

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Tekirei [2008-05-17 03:12:20 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Jazz. Long time no talk. I did catch your message on MSN, but...for some odd reason, I can't send a message to you. It's sending all my responses back as, "Could not send, blah blah blah". And then I tried an email, and it failed. Gwar.

So hiya. ;

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thejazzman In reply to Tekirei [2008-05-18 05:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Hi there. How are you?

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Tekirei In reply to thejazzman [2008-05-20 01:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I'm not too shabby. Workin at Panera as the cute little bakery girl. Trying to survive the last days of school. Chillin and going with the flow.

^^ Things are slowing down, methinks. And what of you?

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Lasrin [2008-03-23 02:37:39 +0000 UTC]

dude i have been so pissed at my computer cuase the sounds broken and i see ur videos thinking they are gonna drive me into another random burst of me kicking my soundless computer but THEY HAD SUBTITLES.....? they were amazing and made my day

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thejazzman In reply to Lasrin [2008-03-23 03:08:25 +0000 UTC]

Well thank you very much. Their original purpose was to seduce random women around the internet, and hot damn, they worked.

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Lasrin In reply to thejazzman [2008-03-23 19:03:03 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Wardhaus [2008-01-19 05:57:00 +0000 UTC]

Hah yes I know Tim Minchin. I'd forgotten his name, but he is brilliant.

And now I am bored.

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