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[2018-05-19 04:12:03 +0000 UTC]
"old dA layout was better btw"
(United States)
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Watching: 46; Pageviews: 2987; Comments Made: 157; Friends: 46
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# Comments
Comments: 34
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Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
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pepperony and cheas
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Buyo Buyo Betris!
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i was gonna leave a regular everyday "thank u 4 watch" comment but your comment section emanates such a powerful energy i am stunned
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i honestly have no idea what the fuck is happening in my comment section it scares me
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its some truly cursed energy you have there
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Vorarephilia (often shortened to vore) is a paraphilia characterized by the erotic desire to be consumed by, or sometimes to personally consume, another person or creature, or an erotic attraction to the process of eating in generalpractice.[1] [2] [3] [4] Since vorarephilic fantasies cannot usually be acted out in reality, they are often expressed in stories or drawings shared on the Internet.[1] The word vorarephilia is derived from the Latin vorare (to "swallow " or "devour"), and Ancient Greek φιλία (philía, "love ").
The fantasy usually involves the victim being swallowed whole, though occasionally the victims are chewed up, and digestion may or may not be included.[1] [4] [5] Vore fantasies are separated from sexual cannibalism because the living victim is normally swallowed whole.[1] Sometimes the consumers are human, but anthropormorphized animals , normal animals, dragons, and enormous snakes also appear frequently in these fantasies.[1] After consumption, the enlarged belly of the consumer is often described with great care.[1] Vorarephiles sometimes prefer to differentiate between soft vore and hard vore; soft vore means the victim is swallowed whole and alive, and may possibly come back out in the case of a "non-fatal" scenario, while in hard vore the victim goes through a more gruesome, realistic digestion process, often getting chewed up beforehand.
Vore is most often enjoyed through pictures, stories, videos, and video games , and it can appear in mainstream media.[6] In some cases, vorarephilia may be described as a variation of macrophilia and may combine with other paraphilias.[7] Apart from macrophilia, vore fantasies often have themes of BDSM , microphilia , pregnancy fetishism , furry fetishism , "unbirthing" (a desire to be swallowed whole into the vagina and returned to the uterus), and sexual cannibalism.[1]
One case study analysis connected the fantasy with sexual masochism , and suggested that it could be motivated by a desire to merge with a powerful other or permanently escape loneliness.[1] With "no known treatment" for vorarephiles who feel ill at ease with their sexuality, psychologists at Toronto's Centre for Addiction and Mental Health have recommended trying to "adjust to, rather than change or suppress" the sexual interest.[5] Medication for libido reduction could be used if deemed necessary.[1]
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BOY EAT MY ASS JUST LIKE A CUPCAKE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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HIT OR MISS
I GUESS THEY NEVER MMISS HUH?
YOU GOT
A
BOYFRIEND
BET
HE
DOESNT
KISS YA
(Mwah!~)
HE GON FIN ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
HE GON SKRRRRRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFAAAAAAAAA
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I go outside, I smeel it
A mysterious verb is in the air...
I got an asthma fit
This is so unfair but I’m outside in the fresh air with the fresh air breathing in the fresh air
This song was sponsored by Miracle Gro
Tastes good, Jim!
I gotta pay my bills tho...
Please buy soil at Lowes.com i’m lonely
I go outside
(It’s dark!)
I touch the grass
(It’s dark!)
I eat the dirt
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside
(It’s dark!)
I go outside
(It’s dark!)
I touch the grass
(It’s dark!)
I eat the dirt
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside
Why don’t you retweet my tweet?
You know that’d be real neat
That dirt on your feet...
Looks like a real treat!
(Jim!)
I might be a worm
But at least my rhymes are firm
They call me Earthworm Len
…………………. yea
Where’s my shovel?
(It’s dark!)
Shit I opened Skype and I can’t get it to stop
(It’s dark!)
GHOST and Aria are bullying Ponko!
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside
Give a standing ovation
For every crustacean
A worm? He’s an earthworm!
A big boy worm!
Take a munch of the good crunch!
If it’s crunchy and good, it’s a good munch!
If you have a good time it’s a good crunch!
Think of a crunch: If it’s a munch, its good
Is it possible? Can it happen?
Can’t have the crunch without the munch
It’s like a good relationship
You don’t want an unhealthy crumch
Buying 72,000 birds on Amazon Prime
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s pretty cool!
Oi oi oi, break it up lads!
It’s the official Ponko song!
Ponko ponko!
It’s dark outside!
[gasps] LISTEN!
… listen
Do you hear it?
Fortify the night,
For the soil of the Gods
Is in my veins, in my heart
Nevermore, nevermore
Shall you take what was mine
For the soil of the Gods
Is in the visceral remains
Forever
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Ideas forming out of thin air
These indulgences none can compare
So many flavors that one would abhor
Even though I’ve had enough, I still demand:
Give me VORE
I need a whole personality
Something inordinately sweet
Order anything you’d like
Nothing’s changing my mind
I don’t care how unhealthy it is
‘Cus there isn’t anything I’d rather be
Call me obsequious, I guess I’m a bit dramatic
Sometimes my appetite is eerily erratic
Give me your dire expectations, and I’ll consume perfection
You are what you eat, after all
Everything
Combines into one
So many flavors that one would abhor
And I know I’ve had enough, I’ve gone too far
Now that I’ve become a full-course identity
Take a bite of me
I hope that I’ve become a favorable delicacy
That I’m worth something
I’ll eat ‘em all, the thoughts of anyone I’ll ever meet
Just to make them happy
Wondering why I’m a burden, or so it seems
Aren’t I everything?
Maybe if I try a little harder, it will be okay
One day
Keep on eating more and more
Divide my life away
Into servings
And go beyond the point of no return
I know I’m subservient, but all of this is necessary
Sometimes my appetite is violently contrary
Irreconcilable perceptions appeal to my obsessions
The nausea is overwhelming
Whether I’ve been caramelized or rotten to the core
Which one should I be?
‘Cus I dunno who I’m supposed to be anymore
And it’s sickening
I’ll overeat the implications of your thoughts
Just to make you happy
Nonetheless, I feel my insides are tied in knots
Aren’t I more than everything?
I’m a recipe for entropy
I’m too overwhelming
Give me your validation
I can taste your apprehension
These flavors of personality are
Hindering my likeability
My impulsive desire, my appetite has
Spoiled my urge to satisfy
Everyone will like me more without it
Everyone will like me more without it
Now that I’ve become the perfect identity
Take a bite of me
I hope that I’ve become a flavorless delicacy
That I’m good enough
And now that I’ve become the perfect identity
What else do you need?
‘Cus I dunno who I’m supposed to be anymore
And I’m starving
I’ll purge ‘em all, the thoughts of anyone I’ll ever meet
Why aren’t you happy?
Nonetheless, I know my insides are empty
Aren’t I more than everything?
Ah!
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Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread, with a bit of milk to gulp it down Yesterday, I ate bread, topped up with some strawberry jam Yesterday night, something happened. I’d heard some noise somewhere, it sounded like a scream By the way, this may be off-topic, but a minimart just opened up in this neighbourhood It’s an emergency, I’ve already forgotten. I put on some earplugs, then went to bed I drank some sleeping pills, then went to bed Zzz… Zzz... Zzz… Rest well now Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate delicious bread The loan, it’s gotten larger & larger Yesterday, I ate bread I ate, something that looked like bread How about you, what will you be having? As for me, I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d I ate bread It’s tasty, ah, bread is so tasty As long as I could have bread and 10 million ¥, that’s happiness there To make bread, you mix in yeast and knead To make bread, you mix in yeast and knead Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread I ate, bread that’s almost gone bad Pyramids, their shape is always triangular Yesterday, I got used to eating bread I’ve gotten used to, what is called bread Yesterday, I ate bread Tomorrow, what will I be having? Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate delicious bread The loan, it’s gotten larger & larger Yesterday, I ate bread I ate, something that looked like bread What about you, what will you be having? As for me, I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d I ate bread At this moment, I’m so happy I’ve forgotten myself I’ve been bearing the brunt of others’ scorn, and then died Placed in the obituary, my picture was then sold Yesterday, I ate bread It’s mixed in within my stomach
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Ask again if there's something that you don't know,
Ask again for my past and what I've done.
Would you try that for me? Would you try for me?
I gotta say that I've been pounded before,
But I still don't know what is making love.
Would you try that for me? Would you try for me?
Maybe I'm mad,
Maybe I've gone too far, not that far,
Maybe I am sad,
Because I really want you so bad.
Touch my face,
Keep touching everywhere, forever,
Touch me from behind,
Through my guts and rip my heart.
What if we are more than friends?
What if what I feel is like heaven?
Will you cure my loneliness?
I see there's more people that up behind you,
Don't worry I'll find what to do.
Don't worry for what people are gonna think,
Don't worry for that just come and hug me.
Just chill and sit your free, just chill and feel me.
I wanna turn on the atmosphere, that's my urge
every time that I get to see your (OwO).
Just chill and sit your free, just chill and fill me.
Maybe I'm mad,
Maybe I've gone too far, not that far,
Maybe I am sad,
Because I really want you so bad.
Touch my face,
Keep touching everywhere, forever,
Touch me from behind,
Through my guts and rip my heart.
What if we are more than friends?
What if what I feel is like heaven?
Will you cure my loneliness?
I see there's more people that up behind you,
Don't worry I'll find what to do.
Just say my name while I'm tearing my feelings,
Say it like you used to do before, before...
Don't mind if I keep repeating repeating every single lyric of my songs
I hope so...
What if we are more than friends?
What if what I feel is like heaven?
Will you cure my loneliness?
I see there's more people that up behind you,
Don't worry I'll find what to do.
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(OCHIN~)
To who or whom, at just one glance
A bluffing fraud of what's romance
The only issue I can see,
it's one lonely emergency
Allured, attracted or charmed to
who I'm liking or what I have,
But you're overlooking my appeal!
(Don't do it-do it-do it-do it!)
The human beings preference at,
I'm liking this or I liked that
A satisfy orgasm--nation!
Overflowing, over and over!
The reeling of entering this
land of bliss cannot be missed
is taking in my eight-point lovin'
hot machine: the Valigarmanda!
PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE ~~~~~~
(NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~
Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty
Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!
And don't hide and seek when you
can take-take-take a peak, 'kay?
(OCHIN~)
One 'Three, Two, One', two waking up
And fall in love for making love
Tear me to pieces with our secret,
hah, my words are a weakness, is it?
Now it's your turn to use your words
To sweep me in your dreamy realm
That must be why you think that's why
You're flowing with
these feelings, right?
Let's see what gets you racing fast
By stripping out a fantasy
You moan a groan, I breath a sigh
(Be gentle, please? Dummy!)
Those heaping loads of "I want you!"
And it comes right up,
and your time's run out
Game over to an easy mode, get
ready for the final level!
One touchin' from a filthy
rich, dirty bitch then
I fall with a meltin'
screamin' "I need you"
Oh! Caught me in an error trap,
without a care! Just don't
put your tongue there! If you dare,
I'll break into this crazy love game!
Quickly it became a fiercing situation
You're the one I'm
showing who is the best
Strategies in hand and
skills to master any rule
I'll dominate with a
plus minus a plus score
Running out or turning back,
it's our secret to take
And what was that? What came
out was a bit too late?
Aren't you aware you've
consumed my sinning love potion
'Cause your emotions ain't
stopping the gigantic -
And don't side-track! There's no
forgiving what I'll do, 'kay?
My ochin isn't one small wee, what's
an "O.T.N." is abbreviation for
"triangle circle square XX"; a serving
combination for women and men. And
easily it now can be one big assemble,
some 'ochins' come in how many
that's possible.They can be removal
to a few individuals, few cases in
places some penises are portable.
Though we won't want that to come
and then attach cause to come and
then attract is the main sates-fact.
Please fasten your seatbelts is what
I do advise; lock, hold and tight and
you'll enjoy the ride. And the word
'ochin' as a sex word usually just
doesn't quite have the same right
chemistry.. So then therefore, and
for you especially, the following
symbol is completely necessary!
Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty
Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!
So cross your heart, if
you lie, pistol in my hand
A finger to the trigger,
shoot the climax with a bang!
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18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbin cocks wantin to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wantin to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wantin to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbin hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbin cocks rammin cowboy butt!
Like a breed a ram wantin to rut!
Big hard throbbin cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch … it ROCKS!
Cowboys love big hard throbbin cocks!
Yea young Wrangler cowboy … got ya in the back of my Ram truck! You're butthole … I'm gonna fuck!
Suck this big hard 12 inch studcock deep down ya throat!
Suck it up n down up n down up n down n up n down!
Plunging deep down ya throat! Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin big hard studcock deep down ya throat!
Slappin ya mouth with big meatcock! Suck it! Suck it! Suck it! Suck that big hard 12 inch meatcock!
Rammin deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep!
Rammin this big hard 12 inch meatcock deep! Rammin this big hard cock deep in ya!
Take ya Wrangler rodeo boy blue jeans n cowboy boots off!
Spread those butt cheeks wide - fingering your butthole!
Sliding big hard 12 inch studcock deep inside! Spread those legs wide -lift ya butt high …!
Deep inside ya -- rammin ya American cowboy butt!
Riding your butthole! Big hard cock ramming ya American soul!
Deep inside ya -- rammining ya cowboy butt!
Kissin ya wild cowboy mouth! Tongue rammin …! Lips meltin!
Lick that 12 inch cock it n drink it … every drop … hot American cowboy!
Swallow every drop …!
Want ya in my bunk! Wantt ya for my bitchboy to feed ya n fuck ya!
Want to fuck ya with this 12 inch cock! In ya butthole it will dock!
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(OCHIN~)
To who or whom, at just one glance
A bluffing fraud of what's romance
The only issue I can see,
it's one lonely emergency
Allured, attracted or charmed to
who I'm liking or what I have,
But you're overlooking my appeal!
(Don't do it-do it-do it-do it!)
The human beings preference at,
I'm liking this or I liked that
A satisfy orgasm--nation!
Overflowing, over and over!
The reeling of entering this
land of bliss cannot be missed
is taking in my eight-point lovin'
hot machine: the Valigarmanda!
PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE ~~~~~~
(NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~
Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty
Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!
And don't hide and seek when you
can take-take-take a peak, 'kay?
(OCHIN~)
One 'Three, Two, One', two waking up
And fall in love for making love
Tear me to pieces with our secret,
hah, my words are a weakness, is it?
Now it's your turn to use your words
To sweep me in your dreamy realm
That must be why you think that's why
You're flowing with
these feelings, right?
Let's see what gets you racing fast
By stripping out a fantasy
You moan a groan, I breath a sigh
(Be gentle, please? Dummy!)
Those heaping loads of "I want you!"
And it comes right up,
and your time's run out
Game over to an easy mode, get
ready for the final level!
One touchin' from a filthy
rich, dirty bitch then
I fall with a meltin'
screamin' "I need you"
Oh! Caught me in an error trap,
without a care! Just don't
put your tongue there! If you dare,
I'll break into this crazy love game!
Quickly it became a fiercing situation
You're the one I'm
showing who is the best
Strategies in hand and
skills to master any rule
I'll dominate with a
plus minus a plus score
Running out or turning back,
it's our secret to take
And what was that? What came
out was a bit too late?
Aren't you aware you've
consumed my sinning love potion
'Cause your emotions ain't
stopping the gigantic -
And don't side-track! There's no
forgiving what I'll do, 'kay?
My ochin isn't one small wee, what's
an "O.T.N." is abbreviation for
"triangle circle square XX"; a serving
combination for women and men. And
easily it now can be one big assemble,
some 'ochins' come in how many
that's possible.They can be removal
to a few individuals, few cases in
places some penises are portable.
Though we won't want that to come
and then attach cause to come and
then attract is the main sates-fact.
Please fasten your seatbelts is what
I do advise; lock, hold and tight and
you'll enjoy the ride. And the word
'ochin' as a sex word usually just
doesn't quite have the same right
chemistry.. So then therefore, and
for you especially, the following
symbol is completely necessary!
Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty
Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!
So cross your heart, if
you lie, pistol in my hand
A finger to the trigger,
shoot the climax with a bang!
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T-t-t-
The class next door has someone I’ve been a little interested in lately, this girl
Pretty heartshine smile “kyuute↑”
No, no, no, no!
It’s not like I like you or anything!
I’d only just, just a bit, a bit, a bit,
My eyes just started following you on their own, I swear!
So I say, but c'mon, see, I’m pretty head over heels for you
And I can’t memorize what I’m studying at all, crap!
I want you to factor (for me!) In my delusions, expanding formulas (Solve! Solve!)
It’s come to this, cross dimensions, go! Let it go!
Inside you, directly, leaving nothing behind,
I’m summiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
“Haa…Haa…So cute…You’re so cute…Haa…”
“Stop! Stop! I said stop! Stop it…!”
“I told you to goddamn stop.”
“Yes, ma'am…”
pi pi pi
I shoot it out with peace
Re:Say→Wholehearted Self-Restraint
Riding a wave of technique,
my desire to do it goes up and up
I’m kinda kinda kinda kinda
getting excited
Your, your, your
fucking!
Show me, show me more
Show me, show me properly
Show me, try to seduce me
ABCDEF good guy
But hold on, hold on a bit,
In the end, I can’t hold on!
Puberty is the time of wanting that
‘cause I’m a boy…
T-t-t-
There’s this 3rd-year, a beautiful, adultlike, knowledgeable, kind senpai
If you let me get this close to your face…
My heart won’t stop pounding (aahn) //
Sneaking a peek at your shirt collar’s gap
And your 5cm-folded skirt is the best!
You noticed, but in the end…
“Where do you think you’re looking?!”
You spank me a.k.a. reward me
Tonight’s side dish is mackerel? (Non, non)
Pork fried with ginger? (Non, non)
Q. Sketch a parabola on senpai.
A. Convex up there, convex down there
I did πr2 (pi r squared) and let it out
Formulas, youth, and desires
I can’t stop my instinct, my XXX
shit! shit! Say Good Bye
“Who do you pick?”
“Please make your decision.”
“U…uu…um…um…then…both///”
“What???!!!”
“I’m very sorryyyyyy!!”
pi pi pi
I shoot it out with peace
Re:Say→Wholehearted Self-Restraint
Riding a wave of technique, Breaking
First one to be out
No, no, no, don’t
I’m dizzy
My, my, my fucking!
Further, further, even further
Further, further, properly
Further, raise your voice
ABCDEF good guy
But listen, listen a bit,
In the end, this BPM’s dangerous!
This is the age where we want that
A boy’s…
Just a bit, hey
Just a bit, show me
Just a bit, c'mon
“Wait, is that Boy～?!”
Just a bit, hey
Just a bit, show me
Just a bit…
Also, you have a LINE? lol
Stand Bow Bow Stand Be seated
Stand Bow Bow Be seated Stand
Be seated Bow Bow Be seated Be seated
Be seated Bow Bow Be seated Be seated
Be seated Stand Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Stand
Let’s put our hands together in thanks
Everyone, happily dig in.
Goodbye triangle
See you again square
Sensei, everyone
the great pinkost
I shoot it out with peace
Re:Say→Wholehearted Self-Restraint
Riding a wave of technique,
my desire to do it goes up and up
I’m kinda kinda kinda kinda
getting excited
Your, your, your fucking!
Show me, show me more
Show me, show me properly
Show me, try to seduce me
ABCDEF good guy
But hold on, hold on a bit,
In the end, I can’t hold on!
Puberty is the time of wanting that
'cause I’m a boy!
Mozuku seaweed!
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AWOOGA eyes pop out of sockets
hnnnnnnf nose bleeds
I wonder what this beautiful woman's vagina sounds like
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🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑
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I AMTIRED OF HAVING MY HEART ️BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE NEXT PERSON TO BREAK MY HEART BETTER SQUARE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE IM NOT PLAYING NO MORESEND THIS TO 16 OTHER SLUTSWHO HAVE THEIR HEART BROKEN
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🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑
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🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑
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your anus hasn't been stretched to 2.7 inches? what a loser. i, for one, always make sure to do my practice every night. i slowly lube my anus and insert foreign objects, always making sure that i pack them in. when my girlfriend walks into the room, i shout "surprise" and ass blast her with all the things i have up my butt. usually its something like rubik's cubes, cameras, toothpicks, and small fighter jets. she usually screams out loud before realising its just my daily anal extension practise, and after that we have a drink together and laugh the night away. honestly, i think my anus can stretch up to 12 inches now. i have the capacity to pull my stomach out and just manually empty it if i ate something that's not great for my body. 10/10 would recommend
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Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___ he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =____= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (________<) _________________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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notices bulge OwO whats this?
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy 
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Boy eat my ass just like a cupcake
go an' tongue my ass crack
I want us to have nasty ass sex
because my gay ass knows no bounds
Riding that dick like i'm on the Tower of Terror
He asked me if I liked furekake and I told him that I like burekake
Lefty Cappuccino his dick cause the foam so good
Sex so dirty that we gonna get intestinal distress
Baby go get the two midgets and the ladder
cause we gonna do the Tennessee Log Jammer
His dick so bomb it destroyed me like Hiroshima
I be drinking Dilk to get them strong ass bones
Popping boners like Xanax
Succumbing to Threesomes
Fucking mutuals
Getting fingered while I'm topping
Watch me beat it
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notices bulge OwO whats this?
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy
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