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"i thought god is made of shit"
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幼 女 戦 記 [ War Journal ; Tanya Degurechaff ┇ Thoughts ]
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You can go through them but don't reply here, but you can reply to some of the entries.
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LOS! LOS! LOS!
All admin's thoughs goes here
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When someone posts a vent, me with the same problems :
Life : *destroys everything and makes it depressing*
Me : okay the fuck are you tempering with me, life? That's it, challenge accepted bitch.
*cuts through walls to make a shortcut*
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短編 (jp) - 未熟な身体 ; 第1章少女の思春期... あなたの一生に一度しか来ません。ターニャはドイツ語をとてもよく話す，幼女は戦う方法を知っている。幼女は完璧です。なぜ彼は非常に小さいのですか？少佐デグレチャフ大尉はいつも彼の身長を心配していた。幼女はどんなに頑張っても、子供のように見せかけました。ある日、彼は終わった、彼はもう気にしない。そして、ターニャ・フォン・デグレチャフが今日自分自身だった方法で。小さい、小柄だが無慈悲。
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戦記 ll 書 i. Ugh, today's more paperwork again. Dammit, last twenty-four hours was still papers, papers, thirty, thirty stacks of paper, why should I be doing this?! And that brat still pushes me to go back to Rhine Front, I'm going to yank that guy on his head! I'm actually grateful for Visha stopping by to assist me with some, but it was only half an hour, Visha! If you actually look up to me, replace my duty then! Stopping just because to eat k-brot again, I can't get why that's good? Food at the front tastes like crap, I can't even eat there. I still can't get over how I'd lost troops to a rotten potato. Curse you, Being X .. .
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戦記 ll 書 ii. I find it's rather unpleasing to stare at a statue, I could put a bullet through it's head, but I'd face a firing squad of the Empire if I did that. Ah, god. I'll kill you. Waiting for that faithful day to arrive, I'll sit here waiting with a cup of coffee, planing how to kill Being X.
Ways to extinguish Being X :
i. Yank his head until it comes off two pieces ; the body & the head.
ii. Shoot him with a high tier explosive spell.
iii. Chop him to pieces and feed him to the pigs.
iv. Enslave him in Doctor Schugel's rockets.
v. I'll make him choke on my rifle.
vi. Bury him alive.
Eh? Why is it possible that I'm going to just run out of ideas how to kill him? How uncanny of me .. .
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「 go f o r t h ! prove that we can build,
____ a pile of bodies that can r e a c h the heavens !! 」 ( 幼女戦記 ) this is a non-selective roleplay account for Tanya Degurechaff from Youjo Senki.hi, reply here please !!
i super gay for Tanya even though she is batshit insane,
and feel fee to rp with me or something, i won't bite.N A V I G A T I O N
[ I && II && III && IV && V ]
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Varik simply stared at the people walking in through the town as Twoson was a rundown place, quite old and dark and most thought it was a ghost town and for a good reason. There were ghosts. They were ghosts of people's past happy selves as Varik was smoking silently, keeping silent as he observed grabbing and pulling his gloves on. Some pickpocketing wouldn't do itself as he stalked behind Tanya
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-- [ 頁 I. ] A soft sigh escaped from her lips. The child walked alone, she didn't happen to had any weapons on her but Elinium Type 95. Tanya took a moment realising her surrounding. As a military officer, she is able to sense someone was following her. She could hear faint steps tailing and ringing in her ears. Major Degurechaff breathed, she halted her movements as she stood still. She paused before readjusting her hat and resume her pacing with a quicker speed.
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Varik soon increased his pace before pickpocketing Tanya quickly and swiftly as he was quick when it came to stealing before starting to dash off into the darkness of the alleyways. He would continue running for a while as he reached his gang's safe house. Varik was so used to stealing from visitors and he had no remorse for them as he jumped into a sewer quietly.
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-- [ 頁 II. ] It did not took long for her to realize, immediately turning towards the direction as a reaction. Watching a figure bolted away, she patted her pocket and only finding out her silver wing badge was gone. It probably caught attention since it was made in pure silver. She clenched her fists, cursing out loudly before she began the chase. Following the thief into the alleyways, the last seen was him jumping into the sewers. Tanya hopped and landed on the moist ground, shifting her head around to observe the area before slowly standing up as she dusted the mud off her palms." Alright, mutt. Enough of games and return what you stole. "
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Varik had ran down a tunnel as he pulled a hatch open staring as he slid down the chute quietly as he was fairly cautious as he noticed this person was following him as he knew Twoson by the back of his hand as he continued his running through the sewer as he didn't want to get arrested again being silent.
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Fsh. dude every time i think of tanya my mind just goes
"hey hey"
"ship her and the scuba child even when it feels so fucking wrong"
"you know you love grumpy + bubbly relationships"
please help me i'm srs
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( 幼女戦記 ) wao :'^) amezing
"it's goin to be green flip and red crippling depression porcupine relation no doubt"
"this is fine"
whole house burns sits there drinking coffee
please help me too
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Fsh. please shoot me
"yeah this is okay wtf you talkin about"
how do i help
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( 幼女戦記 ) please push me off a cliff
" this is great everything is going to be okay "
idk
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Fsh. can i come with
i still feel guilty for shipping a scuba child and a military child
whoops
well shit
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( 幼女戦記 ) yes please--
This is evil.
ok fuck.
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[ Did Someone Call for a Witch ? ] Oh god, I am so sorry for getting to this late, but I just wanted to ask if you were fine with lit or prefered script and if you had any ideas as to how these two could meet because I'm kinda drawing a blank. ; ;
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( 幼女戦記 ) its ok m8!! Um lit if that's okay for you, since I saw your default was lit? Same rn? Do you want to go for drama or just something light & easy to understand?
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[ooc wheezes ................ you like elsword? ]
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( 幼女戦記 ) are you god ?? how the fuck did you know :'^)
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[ooc bc !! i commented on that ains profile ++ below my comment i saw yours !! : o but yes call me god thats fine too B ) ]
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( 幼女戦記 ) ok god,,
That explains it but?? ELSWORd and maplestory is like my favourite games??
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[ooc. w HEEZES REALLY ?? my fave characters ........ are luciel .... and i dont use him, but i rly like add ... woops ]
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( 幼女戦記 ) sAME, I forced myself to main luciel- somehow im great w/ ara dAMN
add has like the best laugh tbh-
I have alot of faves?? like luciel ara ain add chung elesis and probably that's it
still fav no1 is luciel
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[ooc. i luv luciel ... everything about them ]
[ sobs at ciels backstory though ... ]
[ eve ?? was okay to use imo . ain is pretty fun too ]
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( 幼女戦記 ) same..
Sobs at everything about them
idk how 2 play eve I just only know how to lazer
The fuckin ain stomp is the best
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[ooc. AIN STOMP I'm wheezing ]
[ Yes ikr ?? That dude is one fast piece of shit ]
[ Destroys my luciel . In fact idk what to call it but I think you do it by pressing the left or right arrow key twice ? He basically fkn goes really fast and pretty much through the other character to the other sidE AND IM LIKE RIP EVERY TIME HE DOES THAT ]
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( 幼女戦記 ) YES THAT PIECE OF HELL
he turns to damn spiderman for a moment god
if I cant hit him I'll just eschaton him or try to one shot oblivion him no choice
And if that doesn't bring his health to half I'll just run yolo
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[ooc. JUST RUN LMAO ]
[ i love ?? that ?? maybe we should play tg sometime : - 0c ]
[ all my costumes are fkn ... gone BUT . ... ]
[ i rly wanna play again ]
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( 幼女戦記 ) luciel >>^x(xxx)x is op for running
yes m8???? I haven't played it like a long time tbh I kEEP getting kicked out of guilds bc oF INACTIVITY-- i am proud for both of my nb & dl and a still in training diabla
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[ ooc. honestly ?? Me and someone else made a guild - people probably left cause of inactivity lmao ]
[ YEAAHHH I forgot what I was using . I thINK it was royal guard but >///DDD I WANNA HIT UP THAT HOTTIE DREADLORD w OO.
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[/It looked like it'll be a while for the rain to pass.
[/It was raining so hard you couldn't see down the street.
[/Lightning would often strike the ground here and there. No, it was not safe at all to go out.
[/Not with the lightning, the wind, or the hard heavy water assaulting you.
"Well, this is a pity....looks like it won't light up anytime soon."
[/she says softly.
Her voice was just barely heard over the loud rain.
"Would you like a small cup of tea or coffee?"
"It's been a rather slow day- it would be on the house."
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-- [ 平 ; Great, stuck in a cafe, knowing she had better things to do. But now's she shut in a shop like it wasn't a big deal. It's been a long time since she had been in a weather like this. ]-- [ 平 ; Tanya gazed blankly out of the window, speechless, she couldn't chose either to be mad or relieved about the rain that she'll be soaking under some circumstances. ]-- [ 平 ; She took a glimpse at the female before letting it all go with a plain simple sigh. ]" Ah, I'd rather have coffee please, thank you. The weather is too harsh, huh ? "
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[/She nodded her head.
[/ Glancing at a flash of lightning that lit up the sky somewhat startled her.
[/ she blinked and smiled when returning her eyes to the other.
"Yeah--quite unexpected too."
[/She turned to the brewer to prepare the drink.
"I can't be stuck here...as much as I like my shop...."
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[ <--« vroom vroom
[ <--« Walking through a field on a sunset day, Kestrel was enjoying the nature around her
[ <--« With her falcon on her shoulder and wearing her usual red and blue outfit
[ <--« Before stumbling upon a really cool girl
[ <--« And she called out to her
" Hey, you seem pretty cool. Might I ask what you are doing in this field ? "stay in your lane. I hope this is good enough ;; I suxk at starters I am so sorry
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( 幼女戦記 ) this is awesome don't worry about it !! B^)
--[ 平 ; Tanya was testing out the new magic rounds from the Empire. ]--[ 平 ; She didn't noticed she was there for quite a long time, she was just polishing and preparing her rifle. ]--[ 平 ; When she heard a voice, she lifted her head and found a female with a bird hanging on her shoulder. ]-- [ 平 ; She was surprised to see a woman strolling on a place like this. She used to practice aiming when she was starting to get used to her gun. ]" Huh? Testing out a few ammunitions, nothing special. "
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stay in your lane. aa im so glad ;_;
[ <--« And she nods, sitting down next to her and watching her
[ <--« Before raising her eyebrow and tapping her chin
[ <--« Was she in the military?
" Ah, if I may ask, do you serve the country or are you in some sort of mercenary squad? "
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-- [ 平 ; She paused for a moment to pay attention to her words before starting to reasemble the parts of the mondragon rifle in her hands. ]" .. I serve for a piece of land, I am a soldier. Who are you ? Not to mention, you need to be careful here, there's a lot of old mines placed across the long grass. "-- [ 平 ; She mumbled before dropping rounds and reloaded the gun. ]-- [ 平 ; Giving the last checks around the gaps, she took a gaze back at the female again, something made her curious that she had to ask. ]" There's a falcon on your shoulder, is it supposed to be here ? "
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[ <--« Stands up and walks over to her carefully, trying not to step on any mines
[ <--« And she holds out her hands for her to shake
" I am Kestrel. Who are you? "[ <--« A small smile flashes on her face at thr mention of her bird and Akos cocks his head at the girl
" Yes actually. His name is Akos. He's my pet falcon. "
" Greet, Akos. "[ <--« As he heard the command, he extended his wing out like a little wave
[ <--« Good birb yesss
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-- [ 平 ; Her eyes just widens. Her hands got shaken unexpectedly, she just smiled with a sweatdrop. ]-- [ 平 ; It also surprised her that she just had never seen anyone domesticated a bird especially with a species like that. ]" Tanya. Tanya Degurechaff. Nice to meet you.. and your pet bird ? "-- [ 平 ; She never had a great first impression to birds since they were always a disturb especially in fighting or on a lookout. ]-- [ 者 ; tanya pls befriends with the birb- ]-- [ 平 ; She got up before eyeing on a tree far away. She stared into aim, attempting to get a focus. ]" I am a mage soldier who leads her own battalion. It might seems very uncanny but it's not really going to when you get used to it. So where're you're from ? "
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[ <--« Kestrel gave a smirk as she saw how her smile was a little bit of a nervous one
" Mage Soldier? Well, I have never seen one of those here on this Earth. Do you come from a different region or province ?"[ <--« Kestrel was all ears. She was extremely intrigued to get to know more about the girl
" Ah, well it is not on earth. I come from a different universe named the Halcyon Fold. "
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-- [ 平 ; She shakes her head slightly, a soft sigh escaped from her lips. ]" Well congratulations for seeing one now, they are quite common in the warfield. And yeah, I am from a different province, it's called the Empire. It's really a mess here, because the world wants to domain our land. They are pure headaches, just makes me want to spit blood ! "-- [ 平 ; Her voice has a pitch of fierce and imperium in it. After finishing her words, she pulled the trigger, releasing the round. ]-- [ 平 ; A trail of aqua tails the ammunition, it smacked the tree hard enough to crack it. ]" Another universe ?! Well, that was just plain straight to state it. "
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[/ <--« Chuckles as she talks, taking her hat off
" Tell me about it. This place is filled with people who do not know how to be satisfied with their own belongings. Good luck on slaughtering people. "[/ <--« Gives a thumbs up and a 'when you slaughter them just right' finger symbol ]
[/ <--« Before crossing her arms and scratching her head ]
[/ But watches as the ammunition sails and she stares in awe ]" What kind of damage does that ammunition do. In fact, what do all of them do ? "
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-- [ 平 ; She blinked a couple of times, staring at the other curious blonde female. Surely, she does have this eccentric taste on her. ]" Well sure... us soldiers are just fighting til the end of our lives for our fatherland. Feels strange for countries to unite just to attack your homeland, huh ? Eventually, the Strategic HQ will ran out of ideas to save the Empire. Even maintaining our front is hard... "-- [ 平 ; Tanya's voice gets smaller. She rested the gun on her shoulder as she gazed at the crooked tree at a far distance. Her voice lightens back at her inquiry. ]" ..Ah, good ask ! Our rounds are rather unique, we cast spells inside the bullet to deal more damage. If you're good enough, you can cause a nuclear with just one round. But.. I'm the only one who can do it in the military. "" They only can be used if you have something to transfer the mana in our bodies to magic. It works quite simple actually. Well, that's my simple story, what about you ? "
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[/ <--« All eyes were on Tanya at this point. It really did spark an interest in the archer. She was all ears on topics similar to this. ]
[/ However, her eyes perked up when she heard the words magic and nuclear ]
" You can cast a nuclear ?? And you are the only one that can do so ?? That is so cool. What rank are you ? Well, nobody is satsified with their land anymore. No matter how much they have. It's incredibly stupid. "
" My story.. ? "[/ She paused and shrugged deciding to tell her occupation. ]" Well, I am a general of the military. USA and Halcyon, of course. I'm classified as a sniper with deadly skill shots and accuracy. I do have powers. I can make my arrows appear whenever I want.. I can disappear out of sight immediately as well. My favorite however is delivering a sniper shot that can pierce a human and kill them quickly. Not really cool, sadly. "
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-- [ 平 ; The girl shot a smirk at the elf. She held down her rifle and dropped, sitting on the grass. ]-- [ 平 ; She shut her eyes as she scratched her head slightly. ]" It's not cool, I need to pray the God for this. And I don't like it.. Humans are just dumb and unloyal, if you live a long life you'll understand that... Oh, Major Rank, miss Kestrel- "-- [ 平 ; As she answers while listening to her words, her eyes widens before she stood up quickly and saluted suddenly. ]" Ma'am !... Apologizing for my rude speaking ! "-- [ 敬 ; Her voice changed in a split second. Her face was serious but it soon faded to a nervous grin as she stared to aside. ]" I can say that is very useful in a battle, and it's can great way to take out turrets ! To be honest I'm just saluting because of Halcyon not USA.. "
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✨ tis an angel in purple, whilom a demon in yellow.
hey! i uh,, don't know why you watched me because you are literally amazing bye
i love this muse and this account and im going to die bc of it's glory
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