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[2007-05-24 15:37:27 +0000 UTC]
"Vandesdelca Musto Fende"
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# About me
We Must Overturn the Score!Welcome to the club devoted to his ultimate hotness, Commandant Van Grants from Tales of the Abyss ^^ You know you love him!
Want to join Van's army of worshippers? Please read the following:
Sole Qualification:
1. You must love Van. You must worship Van. Van must appear in your dreams. He is your master.
If you meet the above criteria, please join the club! It's a low stress gathering of people who adore Van
How to Join
1. Send a note to the club. Please send a note because the person in charge checks the account about once a week and may miss random messages. (I do try, though!)
2. Add Van's beautiful face (aka: the club's icon) to your journal or signature by typing : iconvangrants : or : devvangrants : (without spaces)
3. Stalk the club by adding it to your devwatch. This way, if anything important happens, you'll get updates on new journal entries.
4. Continue to admire, worship, idolize and obsess over Van.
# Comments
Comments: 65
Hello Van, I didn't knew you were still alive
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Pst... >.> <.< >.>
(What did the Commandant do this time?)
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(It was about his eyebrows. Someone told me that he could shoot lazer beams from his eyes because of them)
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You should disregard any dirty rumors that you hear. Most are spread by Mohs or his agents.
I can assure you that the Commandant's eyebrows conceal no deadly weapons whatsoever.
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but I heard the rumor from a fon master gaurdian and well he does have crazy eyebrows....
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Anise works for Mohs. It's just part of his campaign to slander Dorian General Grants.
The Commandant's eyebrows are beautiful~!
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Me thinks he needs a waxing.
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No wax is worthy of the Commandant! Why conform to societal standards of beauty when his glorious visage makes all so-called adonises pale in comparison?
Besides, do you want him to look like a girly man? Like Asch?
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Asch has the bigger fanbase, no? Maybe if you looked a little more girly you might become more popular.
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I feel bad, for I have killed you in the video game multiple times already on multiple playthroughs :,(
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You'll have to kill me many more times than that to stop me!
(Those were replicas)
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But I don't want to stop you, sir D8
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Then what is your reason for killing me multiple times?
...and with that dreck no less?
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Because the people who made the game made it so I had to D:
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Defy the game creators, then!
Hack the game and make it so that the God Generals defeat the dreck.
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(I wish that were possible XD)
YES SIR.
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(I want that version of the game! Make me one too, please? ^-\\)
Shall I assist? Also, could I be put into the game this time? >.\\
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Cantabile ratted me out to Tear and started her on the whole assassination thing. I prefer to leave it at: Cantible went on a special mission and didn't come back.
But you, as a loyal soldier can be in the game.
Now we just need to get Dist to work on the project.
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How did you find ou~~ o.\\
*ahem*
(Itβs not like she wouldnβt have figured it out eventually! >.\\)
Very well, Commandant, either way, Iβm honored to be given a place in your game. ^-\\
A question thoughβ¦ If our game were to be about defeating the Dreck, then wouldnβt that in a way put the Score back on course?
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Take this Oracle Knight uniform and wear it with pride, soldier!
The dreck is a disposable tool. His existence is to fool the world into thinking the score is on track. Killing him after he serves his purpose in Akzeriuth would suffice. That...and we should lock Asch in a prison so he can't hurt himself.
And maybe we should make Cantabile mute so she can't get Tear on our case.
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Sure, but you're gonna have to ask the Commandant to be able to be in the game.
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I could just tell you were the glomping type.
Go spread our anti-Score teachings to the world!
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X3
YES,SIR!!*runs to do the order*
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Don't worry, Commandant! I have everything under control!
...Just don't use the bathroom in the Oracle Headquarters. There was a bit of a...minor incident there.
BUT DON'T WORRY. ALL SHALL BE FINE!
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Why do I have a headache all of a sudden?
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Sir, I think we've been invaded...
*points to the masses of Mudkips*
Your orders, Commandant?
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Duck and cover! *dives under table* Where did all the mudkips come from?!
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Oh? So you didn't have anything to do with replicating them all?
Hm, I'd honestly thought that you were the one behind all this...
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It was originally what I had planned...until one of them tried to chew my face off...
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M'hmmm...
You'd think you'd be used to such things as your plans backfiring on you by now...
>=3
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...
While I dislike these little blue invaders, Tear thinks they are adorable.
In deference to Tear, hold off attacking unless these Mudkips become violent.
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As you command, Commandant.
I believe we should be fine for now, as long as their numbers do not drop down to four. However, we should be on the look out for Grues, as they are known to follow large groups of Mudkips.
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The Grues are powerless before the full name of the Commandant: Vandesdelca Musto Fende
Combined with Celestial Elegy, they won't stand a chance.
...on the offhand chance that Tear finds Grues cute, be sure to protect her from herself.
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Of course. It would be inexcusable to have the Commandant's sister eaten by a Grue.
It seems though that the invasion as subsided, for now at least. I'm a bit worried about Sync however...
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Pretty much the same as always. Overturning the score is a full time job, after all.
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Soldier, we do not "suppose." You must be set in your purpose or you'll never be able to overcome your foes.
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Yes sir O_O
I apologize.
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The Commandant is busy at the moment. May I take a message?
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I have a secretary? Daath's budget must be better than most years.
Here, enjoy a room full of old paperwork.
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A room full of paperwork...
...
The story of my life.
*pulls out her trusty blue pen and gets to work*
Thank you... Commandant...
-.\\;
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Same as always: destroy the score, scheme, plot and find out who put rat poison in my tamago donburi.
(I suspect a certain redhead)
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The Commandant enjoys being hugged!
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Greetings fellow worshippers of the almighty Van. I appear to be the newest member and Cantabile. A pleasure to meet you all.
^_\\
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