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vogonjeltz
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[2005-07-11 15:15:25 +0000 UTC]
"Is your God"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 41; Deviations: 68; Watchers: 12
Watching: 49; Pageviews: 6902; Comments Made: 1544; Friends: 49
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: No real preference.Favorite movies: The Matrix, The Punisher or any other marvel/DC based film.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Any music, any AT ALL.
Favorite writers: Douglas adams.
Favorite games: Probably Hitman: Blood Money or the GTA series
Favorite gaming platform: Anything, but PC is what i spend the most time on.
Tools of the Trade: Pens and Pencils, sometimes Acrylic Paints.
Other Interests: Art, music and reading.
# About me
Current Residence: Britain, with the wet, wind and cold.Favourite genre of music: Anything, particularly Heavy Metal or Grunge/Punk
Favourite photographer: No real preference.
Favourite style of art: Traditional art drawings.
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: none, PC.
Wallpaper of choice: The Punisher B/W movie wallpaper
Skin of choice: White, real pale white.
Favourite cartoon character: Ethan and Lucas of ctrlaltdel.com or The Punisher
Personal Quote: "OK, sorry i bored you to death."
# Comments
Comments: 140
LEE JOHN!
christ! i didnt know you had DA!
im watching you man
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...huh? I could have sworn I watch you. guess not. my DA account has gone spacko anyway. lots of my watches didn't work. Everything seems to be working at the mo. On ma watch list ya go!!
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PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works
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yeah i have EXACTLY 900 messages right now O.o
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hahaha!! You are gonna have a lot of work to do!!!
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'Ello random deviant! Just popping by to wish you a Happy New Year!
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thanks 
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You've been Christmas Treed! Yes, it's yet another annoying way to tell people Merry Christmas! So send it to ten (10, of course) people you enjoy bugging and watch them give you something useless next Christmas. Otherwise, you'll have coal in your stocking and a fruitcake at your doorstep!
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you know, you could have at least had the guts to ask me this in person, seeing as you're part of the problem.
see ya around.
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What have I done wrong? I'm so lost and confused. One minute you're being my friend the next, you won't talk to me...
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Try the fact that you seem to have dissapeared recently. i see you at tutor time only, then your too busy mocking me along with ben and tom to seriously talk to me... ¬¬
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I'm sorry. I don't come up at lunch and stuff coz I'm doin' coursework. After Christmas I'll be up there. I'm also generally unhappy coz I'm ill and I'm not supposed to be in school. I'm only there coz I've got too much coursework. I've got something called impetigo which hurts and I'm feeling very run down. I'm sorry.
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Don't apologise because of that kinda thing, but it would be nice to be told about stuff.
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Sorry again. See you at the tutor party!
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Kk 
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You have just been hit with an DA snow ball!
(The first one of the winter.)
It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!
I got you first! and you can't get me back!
We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop
playing.
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Thank you for your fun message 
I hope to see you around.
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You have been targeted by the Ninja Mafia! You must send this to atleast to 5 people for the hit to be off, and become part of the Ninja Mafia. If you dont, a series of unfortunate events will occur to you for about 2 weeks, and will be confronted by one of the Ninja Mafia Members!! So hurry!! Protect Yourself.
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Well I didn't send it to you now did I?
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TAG YOUR IT!!!! this is so scary. send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is scary cuz it works!!!! if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next 5 years NO SEND BACK!!
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Ah, thankee very much for the watch! Your Vogonic poetry, by the way, ruptures my spleen with joy
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
there you go
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lmao it's from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. it's supossed to be the third worst poetry in the world.
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Hello Jody, how are you this extremely foggy day?
I am a plank and I like beans.
No you don't.
I know.
I am bored.
Goodbye fishpaste tubes.
I could not see my hand in front of my face earlier.
That foggy, is it?
Yes.
Oranges.
..Im bored... XD
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Thanks for checking out my page ^^
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I commend your music taste.
And thanks for stopping by. Like the Username.
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double thanks. surprised no-one else had taken the username actually...
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There's probably an ~arthurdent around somewhere....
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yeah.. found out there was a ~dirkgently a couple of weeks in... god i wish i had that name.
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Got this? That means that u r loved! Send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 minutes, and tomrrow will be ur best day ever! Hurry!! Tonight at midnight ur true luv will realize they luv u. Something good will happen to u at 1:00-4:00PM tomrrow. It could be anywhere phone, outside, school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of ur life. If u break this chain u will be cursed w/ 4 years of everyone hating you pass it on hiya no send backs
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no problemo, you're good.
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