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wendisdick
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[2017-07-17 01:01:41 +0000 UTC]
"vc | jinx,league of legends"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 12; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 234
Watching: 135; Pageviews: 5597; Comments Made: 597; Friends: 135
# Comments
Comments: 251
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❝ LEMME GET A ....2 LITER OF ROAST ? ❞
hurgusburgus
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can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuh boneless directions to the nearest mcdonalds
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"Hello, Wendeez. I did not order a roast call."
- ( sure you didn't, Damien, but I did it for ya,, ya big loser )
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hey wendy did u here about dairy kween going bald
hes using polar bear pubes to cover the spots w/o hair
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GET THIS SHIT ON THE NEWS
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CALL EVERYONE
IM GONNA EXPOSE HIM
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"...""This Pipi Longstocking? Is it really you gurl?"
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【| remember when i said i wanted to be your friend.... i take it back this is the worst thing ive ever seen 】
❝ like i havent heard THAT one six times this week. ❞
❝ come up with new material bubzo. ❞
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SKULL BOSS [ ☠ ] ▌ "It's new material ye want? Check me out-"
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❝ dont EVER do that again EVER !!! ❞
❝ THAT WAS HORRIBLE !! ❞
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"You should give it a shot. I wanna see yer dumb ass ponytails dart in the opposite direction when ye dab ya feeling me?"
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❝ i am NOT gonna dab for your sick entertainment, grandpa. ❞
❝ they're called PIGTAILS and they're always upturned for some reason, they defy the laws of gravity and i will nnnot have you pick on them. ❞
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"Well ye know what I think? I think yer the real old chump here girlie- ""Ya get real irritated for what's fresh and trendin' - unless ... ""Holy shit I got this figured out; yer on ya shark week. No wondah' yer hair is so red, ya tampon."
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"How did you become so POWERFUL? I must know."
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❝ powerful ? not sure i get what you mean. ❞
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wendy is mean breathe if you agree
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*vine voice* YOU BETTER STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sHIT HOW TF I DIDNT SEE THIS ,,
i love their burgers (even tho i had it like once)
it was fresh and neat? unlike fukcing mcdonalds thats all squashed and shit you feel me
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IM HIDING IN THE DEEP DEPTHS OF THE DA RP COMMUNITY WHERE I BELONG YOU FEEL
same... tf... whenever i drive past a wendys im haunted by the fact 'i roleplay that'
i know !!! mcdonalds food tastes like.....fake food, you feel?
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i said 'you feel' twice am i stupid or dumb
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i see ur way of things,
its funny - cuz the Wendy's logo she looks all nice smiling and shit
and then i came across your account.
like, mcdonalds is my to-go fast food always, but is bootleg
but yeah! wendys was pretty fresh ! the wrapper felt p cute so that was a bonus.
i also tasted Chick-fil-A once (just the fries) and those were p decent too
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yeah !! this wendys in particular is based off of the 'smug wendys' meme
who might i add is also responsible for this tweet and i hate it a lot twitter.com/wendys/status/8703…
mcdonalds is like ?? a show you hate but also cant stop watching.
chick-fil-a is good but the people surrounding it are terrible
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someone: im at mcdonalds what should i get?
wendys: Out of there as fast as possible
i think my fams is more of McDonalds people. wby
oh dang really? shit it seemed all friendly and healthy n everything-
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EXACTLY !!
same...... sometimes we go to burger king or wendys but mcdonalds is like everywhere so!
yesss, chick fil a is in the 'homeless' section of my bw for a reason
they're homophobic and the founder recently came out saying he hates black people?
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y'know, i like this conversation very much- //shot
oh yeah burger king too- only when we 'get bored of mcdonalds food' we just go for bk
im sure my fam would go for wendy's, but damn all of them are far away af from where we live :/
!! ew wTF? homophobes? lmao that makes me more tempted to walk in on they asses lmao idk i wanna trigger em 😏
fuck the founder let him suck on his own dick and choke on it u feel
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im glad !!
// shot.... i havent heard that name in years !!
burger king has GOOD ASS FRIES........... but they're not the burger king sorry sweaty
theres a mcdonalds 5 minutes away from me and its right next to a park what kind of satanic...
i feel you homo-bre
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yO FEEL ,, like, mcdonalds fries is aight, but bk's be fresh crispy y'know what im saying mang?
its right next to the park so that once ppl are done eating from McDonalds, the lil gremlins work out and lose all of those carbs they just gained
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❝ this just in : STOP INSULTING ME IM PURE ❞
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"trust me. our chicken is free of hormones and steroids."
"yours, however...."
"you must've blended various animal parts to make your burgers."
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❝ sure !! hey as long as we're living in bozo land occupied by idiots - ❞
❝ lets say that mcdonalds has the freshest food out there ! ❞
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"Wendys I made a huge mistake with the unicorn frappes"
[> hashtag so stressed and covered in pink ]
"so many mistakes were made!"
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♘ ▬┋ wendy takes one look at the other and cringes , her teeth biting down on the straw of her frosty. 」
❝ je-sus starbies, did you get came on buy a fucking unicorn? ❞
❝ god get in here, take a shower or something. ❞
♟ ▬┋ she rattled off, standing aside the door so the female can enter her apartment room. 」
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"oh my god, we tried to make a new frappe and t-then we got the Unicorn frappe! its so much pink!"
[> she stressed loudly ]
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❝ snrk-- oh, r-really? im - sNRK - so sorry to hear that !!! ❞
♜ ▬┋ she responded, attempting and failing to hold back snickers. starbucks was a friend of hers and thus it didnt feel right to laugh right in her face. 」
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"SO MUCH PINK!"
[> she spoke in surprise staring calmly ]
[> she stared at the amount of pink on her hands and hair. ]
"LOOK AT THIS"
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permission to bless this account
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permission granted instantly
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