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[2015-06-24 02:35:36 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 4; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 211
Watching: 299; Pageviews: 2557; Comments Made: 278; Friends: 299
# Interests
Other Interests: punchin' u in the dick# Comments
Comments: 284
comment here plz 'n thank !! ; 7 ; || bandwagon || fIoofy " what the fuckre yyou /ooking at "
i have 0 art of tekrus ,, but i have v old doodles you can check out if u really wanna see
✔ script, lit, crack, angst, fluff, gore?? idk
✘ godmodding, rape, vore, killing my muse, etc. smut
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nardwhal. hERE IS HTE THING"< hey man do you have a bandaid?"
(/ he has this,, gross grin on his face oh my god )
"< kause i think i just skraped my knee falling for you."
"< (; "
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( stares ,,, @ )
( then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a band-aid )
( hands it to the other )
" here "
( wtf tekrus )
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What iss thiss?
[/leans in slightly]
Sseems to be a blueblood.
[/rolls eyes]
[/pulls back]
Hello, land-dweller.
[/curls lip slightly]
[ hello yes may i pap your beautiful oc ]
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( leans backwards like plz )
" wow was it that obvious "
( sarcas m )
( squints @ )
" hi ??? "
" who the fuckre yyou "ooc || omg yes you can pap him but your oc is so much more beautiful tbh
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Well I'm obvioussly higher up on the casste than you.
But I am Sscolio.
[/folds arms]
[/huff]
[ nope your oc is cuter by the thousands ]
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" yeah so "
" doesnt mean i cant kick yyour ass "
( pLZ TEKRUs he's so much taller ,, , than y o ,,, u ,, )
( stares ,, )
" okayy "
( you'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM YOUR NAME YOU IDI o T )ooc || omg no scolio's the best he wears a bow tie i'm screaming bow ties are amazing
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[/raises an eyebrow]
And what iss your name?
ikr
Bowties are boss,
scolio has good taste
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" Stupid question lightning round time. "
[ * I love how they're the same height ]
[ * Reaches over and brushes her hand on his horns ]
[ * for scientific purposes because Kattie doesn't understand trolls yet ]
" What does it feel like to have horns? "
[ * Maybe they can be the book nerd club or something ]
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" what "
( looks v confused )
( careful he bi t e s )
( :I face while he leans away from her hand )
" dont touch me "
" p/ease "
( puts his hands in his pockets )
" it fee/s /ike i dunno "
" theyyre just horns theyy have /ike "
" zero use for anyything "
" theyyre actua//yy rea//yy annoyying "
" theyy get in the wayy "
( hell yeah nerd club )
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[ * Hums a bit and just kind of respects his wishes for once aha ]
[ * "BECAUSE SCIENCE" ]
" Are they part of your skeleton or something? "
" And one can only imagine how hard it must be for you to put on clothes and get out the door. "
" Mainly because you're as tall as me and getting out certain doors is hard enough. "
" And your horns add to that height. "
[ * TOL NERDS ]
[ * I like how everyone in the bandwagon either: ]
[ * Wears glasses (Aviation goggles included) ]
[ * Sleepy af ]
[ * A nerd ]
[ * We have no cool kid kids/trolls yet ]
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" i dunno are theyy ??? "
" i dont rea//yy care about that and i dont think i ever wi// "
" not un/ess me knowing whyy i have horns and where theyyre connected too can cure some /ike "
" disease or something "
" and i can put myy c/othes on just fine "
( squints and crosses his arms )
( tbh if u count his horns he's only like ,,, 6'0 - 6'1" ish )
" there are other wayys to get in doors yyknow "
( is it bad that tekrus has glasses but he never wears them and he's fucking blind without them )
( he thinks they look stupid so they're probably buried outside of his hive somewhere tbh )
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" Maybe????????? "
" Oh wow. "
" Fun fact, unicorn horns are rumored to ward away disease. "
" But unicorns aren't real. "
" But not I'm doubting that since trolls and imps are real. "
[ * Kattie is a tol human ]
[ * And Tekrus is a tol troll ]
" Ehhhhhhhhh, like what? "
[ * It is bad ]
[ * Kattie is pretty blind without her glasses tbh ]
[ * AND RIP TEKRUS - ]
[ * LIKE WHAT IF HE FALLS DOWN STAIRS SSS ]
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" we// im not a unicorn so if yyoure dyying of some disease dont come to me i cant he/p yyou "
" unicorns cou/d be rea/ "
" you dont know "
" there cou/d be thousands running around somewhere right now "
( the tolest )
" we// first of a// yyou dont even need to go through the door "
" yyou could go through a window or something "
" and if yyou dont fee/ /ike c/imbing through a window yyou cou/d a/ways just wa/k sidewayys through it "
" theres no ru/e sayying yyou have to wa/k through doors facing forward "
" and if yyou rea//yy have no time at a// for stupid wayys to get through doors you cou/d suck it up and just wa/k through it "
( he already fell down the stairs once :'^) )
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" You don't have one horn, of course you aren't a unicorn. "
" And the keyword is could. "
" There could be thousands running around somewhere, there could even be none at all. "
[ * Tolest human and 2nd Tolest troll ]
" Windows are more unsafe than stairs, just saying. "
" And yeah, walking sideways Dan help if you have wide horns. "
" If you have tall horns it doesn't really work. "
" Unless you bend and charge like a bull ahaha. "
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--[ blinks twice ]
--[ before making a kinda awkward expression ]
" ehh there'zz no need to be so rude buddy ;'0 "
" I wazz juzzt uh... ok yeah I wazz zztarIng at you "
" but therezz nothing bad on It heh... "
--[ sweats nervously ]
--[ jfc nysta why must u be so awkward ]
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( squint )
" whyy "
" were yyou staring at me thats weird "
" is there something on myy face "
" i dont understand "
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" I uh... juzzt thought you were really eh,, cool "
" yeah that'zz It "
--[ awkward grin haha,, ]
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[ hugs this trashy child for 6 year ]
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ooc || reads the smol a bedtime story about pluto
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[ he falls asleep and instead of zzz's its hoots
rip ]
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ooc || omg
why is that so cute i donut understand
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ooc || !!!! i think you mean lalleu
but thank u ,,,, thank u
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[ no i meant that cutie, your cutie (^':
no prob friend! ]
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ooc || but lalleu is so much cuter
so precious ,,,
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[ i will fight you , yours is the cutest
so precious *___* cinnamon roll KIND OF PRECIOUS ]
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ooc || fite me bc yours is the cutEST
lalleu = smol cinnamon roll too precious too pure for this world
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[ OKAY, FITE ME IN THE BALLPIT AT 4:20 AM
tekrus = must be protected and loved at all costs, no exceptions ]
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ooc || pREPARE URSELF BC I'M NOT THAT GR8 @ BALLPIT FIGHTING
lalleu = the cutest thing to ever exist tbh he needs all the love
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[ GREAT BC THEN I CAN BEAT SENSE INTO YOU M8
tekrus = NEEDS TO BE LOVED, WILL BE LOVED BY ME AND LALLEU, MUST HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD ]
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ooc || aaAAAAAAAAAAAAH
lalleu = pEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS WILL LOVE H i M, 2 CUTE 4 ME, DESERVES ALL THE BLANKET & PILLOWS & STUFFED ANIMALS pl z he's too cute
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[ AAAAAAAAA A AAA A
tekrus = LALLEU WILL LOVE HIM AND ILL MAKE HIM HAPPY AND NO SADSTUCK ( even tho im a slut for sad stuff ) , ONLY HAPPINESS AND FLOOF ]
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nardwhal. oMG I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER ME
BUT I REMEMBER YOU
I WAS THE ADMIN OF p-utain FOR A WHILE BEFORE THE ACC DIED"< woah "
"< jeez buddy no need to get so violent im not here to hurt ya."
(/ he holds his hands up defensively, a brow raised at the other )
"< i just thought id kome over and say hi... didnt think you would snap at me oh my gog."
"< but uh lets forget we just met okay? okay."
(/ he slowly lowers one of his arms, extending it for a hand shake )
"< im likorn. likorn monoke."
"< you kan just kall me 'lee' though thats kool."
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ooc || oMG I REMEMBER YOu
YOU HAD LIKE ,,, ONE OF THE BEST FANTROLLS I'M SCREAMING
omg that means you probably remember my really shitty art( raises a brow )
( puts his hands in his sweater's pockets )
"we// for a// i knew yyou were comin over to "
" ki// me or somethin i dunno "
( squints @ )
" sorryy ??? "
( glances down at the other's hand )
( then hesitantly removes a hand from his pocket and ,, awkwardly shakes his hand )
" uh "
" um okayy "
" im "
" tekrus "
" its not ??? entire/yy unp/easant to meet yyou i guess "
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nardwhal. PLEASE DERIJU WAS JUST A PISSBABY
BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKED HIM,,,
but no u hush ur art was great ok sh h h h"< haha me? nah dude im not that mean."
"< you kant live life expektin every seadweller to kill you yknow? hehe."
(/ his grin widens a bit as the other takes his hand, hoping that m a y b e he can get the other to open up a bit )
(/ he likes making friends )
(/ even if he's a total fAKE H o )
"< tekrus huh? i like it. sounds khill."
"< but ill try to make this experienke as pleasant as possible for you buddy."
"< wouldnt want any of my friends to be unkomfortable yknow?"
(/ he stuffed his hand back into his pockets, sniffing )
(/ ... )
"< so you uh..."
"< you live around here pal?"
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ooc || hE WAS THE BEST PISSBABY
omg what no it was so gross i have no idea what you're talking about " it wou/dnt be the first time someone tried to ki// me "
" but uh "
" yyeah okayy "
( rubs the back of his neck and Stares at the ground )
( tbh tekrus' just a big awkward baby that doesn't understand how socializing works )
" thank "
" yyou ??? "
( 'is that what youre supposed to say when someone says they like your name' )
" wait friend ??? "
( what is 'friend' he doesn't understand )
" yyes "
" i think "
" i dunno mayybe "
" where are we ??? "
( he's such an ,,, idIOT )
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>wild bald 6'5 high peridotblooded troll appears
"[ sup ]"
...........
"[ shorty ]"
(i thought itd be fun to rp bc both of our fantrolls are dicks hahahaahahahaha)
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" Tekrus "
" H()w Are Y()u "
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" Its My Talking "
" Is It N()t "
(/ iM COol )
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" its your existence "
( squints )
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" Ah "
" Alright I Understand "
(/ no u dont u lonely tiny kid )
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" are you sure though "
" cause i just said your entire existence is annoying and your not going away "
" i dont think you understand "
( hE'S SO MEAN I'M SO SORR y )
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" I Was Ab()ut T() Leave "
(/ looks around )
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" where are you gonna go "
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" Ar()und "
" I D()nt Kn()w Really "
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" theres "
" a ho/e over there "
" you cou/d go sit in that "
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" Uh "
" I'll G() H()me "
" I Need T() D() My Ch()res "
" ()r M()re Likely "
" H()usew()rk "
" Gackaldad Is Waiting S() "
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(( this is one of my fav homestuck ocs that ive seen... hes so cute.. ))
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