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wolfgrl22
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[2010-09-25 20:55:51 +0000 UTC]
"OMNOMM FUCKING NOM"
(United States)
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Favourites: 12994; Deviations: 49; Watchers: 44
Watching: 286; Pageviews: 11971; Comments Made: 3096; Friends: 286
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Comments: 537
After patting your belly for eating a delicious burger, you hear the doorbell ring. You get up slowly as the burger, fries and milkshake you ate has made you quite tired and heavy. You pass some gas and then burp while making your way to the door. You unlock the door and open it to find a short, Oldman with yellow skin standing there. He wore big, round, thick and frameless glasses. He had white long sleeve shirt with a blue tie, dark green dress pants and a cane in one hand. The old man was looking up at the sky and then pulled out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his forehead “Well you’re certainly doing your job today Mr. Sun” said the old man. He then adjusted his glasses but the suns beams on his lenses caused him to suddenly light his dress shirt on fire “Oh no, oh well I might as well say what I came here to do. Um my name is Hans Moleman and I was paid five cents by MobisNewNest to come here and thank you for favoring a piece in his gallery. Have a nice day” said Hans. He then turns around and walks off into the distance while still on fire.
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That's adorable, and you're welcome. c:
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Thanks so much for faving my FMA FanART~!
I appreciate it
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Happy Birthday Eevie. May it a blessing one filled with good tidings.
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Hi hi thank you for adding my Wortortle art to your s!
I'm happy you like it!
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While reorganizing your closet one evening you are interrupted by your doorbell ringing. As you proceed to answer the door you’re annoyed at the ringing because of how many times your unknown guest keeps pressing the button for the doorbell. You open the door and before you stand to individuals. One was Caucasian with brown hair, braces and wore a black t-shirt with letters AC that was spaced with a lightening logo and then followed by the letters DC. The other was Caucasian as well with blond hair and wore dark blue shirt with the words METALLICA written on front. The one with the METALLICA shirt continued to ring your door bell. “I’m here now so you can stop ringing that” you say calmly as you waive his hand away from the doorbell. “Huhuhuhuhuhhuh DING DONG! Hey Butt-Head you wanna know what would be cool, if it like went DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD Huhuhuhuhuhhuh like that wizard of Ozzy movie Huhuhuhuhuhhuh” said the blond haired guy “Hehehehehehe It’s wizard of Oz numb nuts Heheheheheheh” replied the Butt-Head “Oh yeah Huhuhuhuhuhhuh” replied the blond haired guy. “Can I help you guys” you say annoyed by their immature conversation. “Hey Beavis what did Mobis say we gotta do again? Huhuhuhuhuhhuh” said Butt-Head. Suddenly Beavis takes his shift collar and brings it up over his ears until it covers up to his forehead, just leaving his face showing then shouts “I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, I THANK YO FOR THE FAVO AND I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! Huhuhuhuhuhhuh” yelled Beavis. At this point you’re annoyed and about to rage “That was cool Hehehehehehe, so can you like let us in and give us food? We’re your guests Hehehehehehe” asked Butt-Head. “Ok, we’re done here” you reply as you’re frustrated and slam the door in their faces. “Aw man that sucked Huhuhuhuhuhhuh” said Beavis “Hehehehehehe Hey Beavis, wanna pee on the doorbell? Hehehehehehe” asked Butt-Head. “YEAH! YEAH! Huhuhuhuhuhhu” said Beavis.
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Thank you so much for adding me to your watch list, i am utterly flattered 
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One sunny afternoon you hear the doorbell ring to your residence and go to answer it. As you open the door there is tall casually dressed man with glasses and dark skin standing in front of you. He holds what looks to be a cake in his hands with a giant red unlit candle in the middle of it. “My apologize for interrupting you, today marks the 5th year Birthday of Mobis New Nest and I thought what better way to thank those that fave then with free ice-cream cake” He hands you a cake and the icing on top reads in frosting ‘Thank you deviant comrade for stopping by Mobis-New-Nest and favoring a piece’ “It’s a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake I hope you enjoy it, here let me light the candle” He takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights the big red candle which starts to sparkle beautifully “Well I’ve got to run, many gratitude’s to show, many cakes to pass around” Mobis leaves but for some reason you hear him snicker to himself as he runs off. Taking a closer look at the big red candle you see TNT initials written sideways “MOTHERFU…” but before you could finish your potty mouth outburst, the cake in your hands explodes with whip cream and ice cream all of over you, the ceiling, ground and the walls. You shiver and wipe your eyes of the whip cream and lick you your lips. The tasty sensation of the Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake causes you lick your fingers and hands vigorously “God that’s so good, so delicious but dame look at this mess, ohhhh mmmhhh can’t stop licking myself, get revenge on Mobis but first finish licking, mmmmhhh so good, gonna kill’em, mmmhhhm so creamy, so fattening, Mobis you’re a dead man when I finish, mmhhh so nutty” you say while plotting your vendetta against Mobis-New-Nest.
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Thank you for the fave.
And If you have the chance to go see it, I have also a facebook page where I post sketches, t-shirts, WIPs and a lot of new stuff yet unposted here.
FB link: [link]
Just leaving a like it would help my page to grow out... and I will gladly appreciate it!
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Thanks for the fave on "Homunculus Family Portrait"!!!!!
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Haha
Yeah, sorry for the fave bomb...
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Thank you for the fav , have a llama and a watch as a very small small small sign of my appreciation ^.^
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Thank you for the favourites ^^ Much appreciated <3
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Hello
Thank you very much for the watch it's a big complement to me. I promise I will do many more great drawings, better ones of course
If you have any questions for me, just ask
Anyway, I think that I have nothing else to say; Just you're welcome at my side
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I read your comment and then jizzed myself when I read that last sentance...
o-o
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