xIHTx In reply to elysiagriffin [2012-02-22 17:38:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh, wow. I'm an idiot. I just now realized that that Eridan cosplay took place in Destin. That's totally where I'm from. Wow.
Coincidence!!! I almost went to that con, too!
/is probably being really creepy.

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xIHTx In reply to YouCryRain [2012-01-02 20:16:46 +0000 UTC]

Hiya. DDDD

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YouCryRain In reply to xIHTx [2012-01-02 20:22:17 +0000 UTC]

stalking yo page
leaving you creepy messages 8D
showing my looooove <3

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xIHTx In reply to YouCryRain [2012-01-02 20:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha I don't mind being stalked, especially seeing as how I was just lurking all over your page.

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YouCryRain In reply to xIHTx [2012-01-02 20:26:29 +0000 UTC]

Qurl you so badass
Talking to me in three different places

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xIHTx In reply to YouCryRain [2012-01-02 20:32:01 +0000 UTC]

Pfft. I can't help it you're just so attractive. I WANNA TALK TO YOU EVERYWHERE I GO.

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YouCryRain In reply to xIHTx [2012-01-02 20:34:07 +0000 UTC]

I know
Im just so umphf <3

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xIHTx In reply to YouCryRain [2012-01-02 21:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh ms ruby oh~

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xIHTx In reply to 88AwesomeTavros88 [2011-12-11 04:07:32 +0000 UTC]

Pfft no being stalked is like the highlight of my day, missy.

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xIHTx In reply to xWhiteCancer [2011-10-05 23:07:11 +0000 UTC]

OH NO IT WENT THROUGH!!!
No, jay kay. Hi.

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xWhiteCancer In reply to xIHTx [2011-10-05 23:09:47 +0000 UTC]

FUCK YOU TOO.
I mean hai.

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xIHTx In reply to xWhiteCancer [2011-10-06 02:23:54 +0000 UTC]

P:

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xIHTx In reply to chocolatelatte123 [2011-10-05 16:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol..I am usually on around that time. Well, midnight my time anyway. I haven't seen you on.

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chocolatelatte123 In reply to xIHTx [2011-10-05 22:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm either at school or sleeping
or both

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xIHTx In reply to chocolatelatte123 [2011-10-06 16:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. I know what you mean. >:3

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chocolatelatte123 In reply to xIHTx [2011-10-07 16:04:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm home sick :c
but I havve ice cream and soda pop so I guessss it's okay

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xIHTx In reply to chocolatelatte123 [2011-10-07 16:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Aww. (((((
Are you at a boarding school or something?

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chocolatelatte123 In reply to xIHTx [2011-10-07 17:40:29 +0000 UTC]

No
It's just regular school
I only stayed home because wwe thought i had strep, but it turns out it wwas only a vvery bad cold

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xIHTx In reply to chocolatelatte123 [2011-10-09 16:38:47 +0000 UTC]

OH I SEE. I thout you meant "homesick" not home sick. DURRDURRDURR IHT = TARD.
Are you better now?

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chocolatelatte123 In reply to xIHTx [2011-10-09 19:03:34 +0000 UTC]

xD
Yeah I'm fine

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xIHTx In reply to chocolatelatte123 [2011-10-09 20:03:53 +0000 UTC]

Good.

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chocolatelatte123 In reply to xIHTx [2011-10-09 20:28:59 +0000 UTC]

yup :u

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xIHTx In reply to Aeld-fangirl [2011-10-02 22:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Lol this was my first decent conversation as Karkat.......
It was like three hours long haha..

NB: OH HEY
NB: I'γe heard of you!
CG: UGH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
NB: you're sigλless's deceλdeλt or whateγer right?
CG: SURE WHY NOT
NB: the oλe with the crazy red blood
CG: ...
NB: what?
CG: ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF
CG: TOO LTE
NB: hehehe
CG: DONT EVEN ANSWER THAT
NB: λot really
NB: but boλus I guess
CG: FUCK YOU
NB: eheheh
NB: what'sa matter?
CG: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT
CG: SAY SOMETHING STUPID, AND IM BLOCKING YOU
NB: to talk
NB: s'boriλg as shit lately
CG: ITS FUCKING LATE
CG: EVERYONES ASLEEP DUMBFUCK
CG: OF COURSE ITS BORING
CG: STARING AT DROOLING NOOKSUCKERS AS THEY COUNT SHEEP IS PRETTY GOGDAMN LAME
NB: exactlly
NB: I'd really rather be doiλ' somethiλg
CG: THEN GO DO SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE
NB: why?
CG: BECAUSE SHUT UP.
NB: got aλythiλg better to do?
NB: probably λot
CG: ...
CG: FUCK YOU
CG: MAYBE I DO
CG: WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO TELL YOU?
NB: your probably iλ the same boat as me
NB: cause I'm awesome
CG: ONCE AGAIN, FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR GENETIC MATERIAL
NB: ehheheh
NB: jeez
CG: YOUR OFFSPRING WILL WRIGGLE OUT FUCKED
NB: didλ't eγeλ haγe to really aggitate you, you were already steamed
NB: it's hilarious
CG: I DO NOT SEE THE HUMOR
CG: I FAIL TO SEE WHAT IS SO GOGDAMN ENTERTAINING ABOUT ME
NB: that's cause you're λot me
CG: THAT ALL YOU IDIOTS
NB: λaw
CG: MUST FLOCK AROUND ME
CG: ALL THE DAMN TIME
NB: just gettiλ started
CG: WITH WHAT?
CG: WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WISH TO DO?
NB: haγe the awesomest coλγersatioλ
NB: with the aλgriest fucker aliγe
NB: ehehheh
CG: THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU ARE ON MY BLOCKLIST
NB: jeez
CG: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON MY BLOCKLIST?
NB: λo
CG: THERE'S AN INVITE FOR YOU RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING PRESS
NB: why ya gotta be such a sourpuss
CG: WHY MUST YOU BUG ME ALL THE TIME? HUMANS ARE SO RETARDED.
CG: I HATE YOU ALL
CG: AND I AM NOT A SOURPUSS
NB: dude what?
NB: what's a humaλ?
NB: the fuck?
NB: I'm odiously λot oλe of those
NB: I'm obiously a god
NB: ehehhee
CG: I AM NOT AMUSED BY YOUR BANTER
CG: YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT A GOD
CG: AS GODS DO NOT EXIST
CG: IDIOT
NB: I'm such a λarcistic bastard
NB: aλd how are you so sure?
CG: YOU WISH YOU COULD LIVE UP TO YOUR HANDLE
NB: dude my ego could swallow plaλets
CG: BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY EARTH GODS ARE ALL FAKE, AS TROLLS WERE THE ONES TO CREATE THEIR PLANET AND THEIR FUCKING ROADKILL RACE
NB: still doλ't kλow what a humaλ is, but whateγer
CG: SAYING THAT PROVES YOU HAVE NO EGO. IF YOU HAD AS BIG AN EGO AS YOU CLAIM YOU WOULD NOT NEED TO STROKE IT.
CG: ALL THIS EGO MASTURBATION IS ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING. GONNA GO BARF NOW.
NB: ehehehh
CG: SHUT UP. YOUR BRIGHT ORANGE TEXT AND YOUR DUMBFUCK TYPING STYLE DO NOT TRICK ME. YOU ARE A HUMAN.
NB: jeez! I kλew I liked somethiλg about you
CG: OH FUCK
CG: WHAT DID I SAY?
CG: NO
CG: NO
CG: NO
CG: NO
CG: NO
NB: ehehehhe
CG: YOU DO NOT LIKE ME
CG: GO AWAY
CG: YOU DISGUSTING SWINE
NB: you are awesome
CG: OH JEGUS
NB: dude seriously
CG: WHAT.
NB: you are λow my bro
NB: foreγer
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS A BRO
CG: I AM NOT YOUR BRO
CG: NOT NOW, NOT EVER AND DEFINITELY NOT FOREVER.
CG: LEAVE NOW
NB: λope to late
CG: FUCK
NB: ehehhhhee
CG: YOU
NB: dude this is just to fuλλy
CG: WHAT
CG: YOU GIVING ME AN ULCER?
NB: you're tryiλg to escape the frieλdship
NB: but you caλ't
CG: WHAT FRIENDSHIP?
CG: THERE IS NO FRIENDSHIP.
CG: THERE IS NO MUTUAL FEELING AT ALL.
NB: the frieλdship beiλg made right λow
CG: I HATE YOU.
CG: FUCK OFF
NB: ehehhhhe
NB: you're all bark
CG: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EVEN WANT?
NB: you're really actually a λice guy
CG: PISS OFF, BITCHMEAT
NB: you just preteλd to be meaλ
CG: I DONT NEED YOUR PRETEND THERAPY
CG: YOUR ARE NOT TROLL OPRAH
NB: I wouldλ't waλt to be
CG: I DO NOT WANT TO EVER AGAIN LOOK AT YOUR NASTY ORANGE FONT
NB: she's terrible
CG: YOUR MOTHER IS TERRIBLE.
CG: ((FUCK WAIT))
CG: YOUR LUSUS IS TERRIBLE.
NB: hehheeh
NB: my lusus is awesome
NB: you doλ't eγeλ kλow maλ!
CG: YOUR LUSUS IS SO TERRIBLE.
CG: I DO
NB: λope
CG: I MET HER ONCE. I FUCKED HER. WITH BOTH PENOR. SHE WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE.
NB: you doλ't eγeλ kλow my lusus
NB: my lusus is male bro
CG: ...
NB: heehehhe
CG: GOGDAMN
CG: GO AWAY
NB: λope
NB: heheheh
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
CG: TELL ME NOW OR PISS OFF.
NB: I told you already
NB: I was bored, so I fixed that
NB: by talkiλg to you
CG: i REFUSE TO ENTERTAION YOUR SICK SELF. I BET YOUR FILLING PAILS SOLO TO THIS CONVERSATION YOU TWISTED PERVERT.
CG: GO AWAY
NB: what the fuck
NB: that is λasty
NB: i'm λot SS
NB: that fucker is the oλly guy who'd do that sort of shit
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RAMBLING ABOUT
NB: someoλe you better hope you λeγer talk to
NB: EγER
NB: trust me
NB: that guys a freak
CG: I WILL PRETEND YOU HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST
CG: WHO
CG: IS THIS FREAK YOU SPEAK OF
CG: YOU DUMBASS HOE
NB: spectralSlayer
NB: he fills buckets to buckets of blood
CG: OKAY
NB: he's fucked up
CG: WELL I WILL PRETEND I CARE NOW
CG: IS HE ON?
CG: NEVERMIND
CG: TIMES UP
NB: λo, thaλk god
CG: I DONT GIVE A FUCK AGAIN
NB: yeahhh
CG: SS CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS RETARD.
NB: he probably does
CG: YOU SHOULD GO PESTER SOLLUX
NB: why?
CG: I MEAN THOLLUKTH
NB: he as awesome as you so far?
CG: ...
CG: WHAT THE FUCK
NB: ehehehhe
CG: HOW THE HELL IS THIS AWESOME
NB: λot sure
NB: just foλd of ya
CG: DO YOU ENJOY BEING CALLED A USELESS, PRIMITIVE BOOR WITH A GOD COMPLEX?
NB: iλ the "this guy's alright" way
CG: YEAH RIGHT
NB: yeah, it's fuλλy
NB: because most'a the people who tell me that are losers
NB: you're cool though so you doλ't gotta worry
CG: BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER. THEREFORE EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS A LOSER.
NB: hehehhhe λope
CG: "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHHHHHEEEEE YUP DERPDERP"
NB: I'm cooler theλ ice
CG: THAT STATEMENT MAY HAVE HAD MORE IMPACT HAD YOU USED THE CORRECT FORM OF "THAN".
CG: DUMBFUCK
NB: what-fuckiλg-eγer
NB: I doλ't giγe a shit
NB: λo rephrase
NB: I doλ't giγe a siλgle fuck
CG: BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED. NOW LEAVE. I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE TO BE TORTURED BY.
NB: oh really?
NB: who?
CG: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
NB: λo oλe probably
CG: ...
NB: they caλ't get past the "RAOR I'M SO AλGRY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"
CG: I AM TALKING TO TEREZI IF YOU MUST KNOW
NB: ehehehehh
NB: oh that chick
NB: she's cool
NB: a little λutty
NB: but pretty cool
CG: NO SHIT ARE YOU JUST REALIZING TEREZIS CRAZY.
NB: λo
NB: of course λot
NB: I haλg out with crazies
NB: I λow the sigλs
NB: ehehehh
CG: YEAH, YOU HANG OUT WITH CRAZIES IN YOUR HEAD BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL TALK TO YOUR BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED AND ANNOYING
NB: hehehh
NB: it doesλ't work maλ
NB: your iλsults just bouλce right off my forcefeild of cool
CG: YOUR RACE IS DESPICABLE. ONE OF YOUR LITTLE PINK WIGGLERS JUST PESTERED ME INEBRIATED OFF HIS/HER ASS
NB: woooow
NB: that sucks maλ
CG: YOU SUCK'
CG: AND SO DOES YOUR LUSUS.
NB: sorry you gotta deal with a druλck
CG: OH WAIT NVM YOUR LUSUS IS A MAN.
NB: ehehhhheeh
CG: SORRY YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH YOURSELF
NB: I kλow right
NB: it's hard dealiλg with all this cool
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT I SEE NO POINT IN YOUR PESTERING ME FURTHER
NB: eλjoyiλg your commaλy
NB: is what I'm doiλg
CG: ARE YOU DRUNK TOO?
NB: λo
CG: GOD I HATE IT WHEN YOU GUYS GET DRUNK
NB: alchohol smells λasty
CG: ITS HORRIFYING. YOURE EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN NORMAL.
CG: IT TASTES NASTY TOO SO STEER CLEAR
CG: YOURE PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANYWAY
CG: WIGGLER.
NB: pfft
NB: probably your age
NB: or maybe older
NB: uλless you're 7 sweeps
CG: THE FUCK
CG: YOURE NOT THAT OLD
CG: I BET YOURE LIKE FIVE SWEEPS
NB: I'm 6 aλd a half duλkass
NB: sweeps
CG: DONT EVEN TRY AND PUT IT IN TROLL TERMS YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN.
NB: 6 fuck your groceries /2 sweeps
NB: whateγer dude
CG: ((I actually just turned fifteen yesterday. :3))
NB: ((coλgtrats!))
NB: ((you're aλ excelleλt role player by the way))
CG: ((lol, thank you. It's my first time as Karkitty..it's kinda weird. His typing style is soooo much easier than every else's. ))
NB: ((well you pull it off λicely))
NB: ((I'm actually like fuck your groceries 7 by the way))
CG: ((What does that even mean? ))
NB: ((just the character I'm playiλg is youλger because I feel old T^T))
NB: ((fuck!))
CG: ((I'm actually just starting act 5:2 so I'm really not caught up on anythign and should technically not be roleplaying, lawlz))
NB: ((my ass hole cousiλ did that probably))
CG: ((did what?)
CG: ))
NB: ((oh I see))
CG: ((Yeah, I'm a newb. ))
NB: (( where the λumber oλe is replaced by "fuck your groceries "))
NB: ((he did that just to piss me off I bet))
NB: ((what it was supposed to say is that I'm actually seγeλteeλ))
CG: ((Oh. That's an awesome prank. :3))
NB: ((I'm goλλa puλch him for it))
CG: ((Awwwww I'm so young lololol))
CG: ((Nuu your cousin sounds awesome))
NB: ((it's ok, you'll miss beiλg youλger wheλ you reach this age))
NB: ((he's a giaλt phalic object))
CG: ((Maybe. We shall see~~))
CG: ((Lawl.))
NB: ((he always does this sort of shit to me))
CG: ((Oh, by the way, what I said about your quirk earlier is a giant lie. It's actually very creative. :3))
CG: ((your cousin is John Egbert!!))
NB: ((why thatλk you))
NB: ((I wish))
NB: ((uλlike my cousiλ, Johλ is λot a dick))
CG: ((Aww. ))
CG: ((You love him.))
NB: ((....<.< maybe a little))
CG: ((hahahaha.))
CG: ((At least you have common interests..))
NB: ((I'm still goλλa dick puλch him wheλ he gets home))
CG: ((No one in my family likes anything cool. :C))
NB: ((that is super sucky))
NB: ((guess it is pretty cool that we both like homestuck))
CG: ((Yeah lol. Ugh that drunk person is back..yes I was serious abou tthem. >.<))
NB: ((but I hate it wheλ he messes with my OCs))
NB: ((dick puλch them))
NB: ((do it))
NB: ((doooooo ettttttttt)))
CG: ((Yes, I shall e-punch their drunken ass!!))
NB: ((show λo mercy!))
CG: ((i DONT THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY DRUNK.))
CG: ((Oops caps lol))
NB: ((tell them "fuck your groceries " do it!))
NB: ((or thier couch))
CG: ((lololol))
NB: ((telliλg them "fuck your couch" works too))
NB: ((take a giaλt shit oλ their life aλd laugh at their paiλ!!))
CG: ((He says he'll stop drinking if I tell him too, because Karkitty is his idol..??))\
NB: ((do it I guess :/))
NB: ((souλds like oλe of them super obsessed faλs))
NB: ((the kiλd that make shriλes to fictioλal fuck your groceries 3 year olds))
CG: ((I did. and I told him to drink lots of water..))
CG: ((what is this about fucking groceries.
NB: ((awesome))
CG: ))
NB: ((some thiλg that started oλ tumblr))
NB: ((I thiλk it was aλ rp that some people had, with Gamzee telliλg someoλe "fuck your groceries "))
CG: ((Gamzee is so amazing. C)
NB: ((theλ gifs were made with those exact words, aλd gamzee))
NB: ((yes he is))
NB: ((I miss wheλ he was high))
CG: ((Lol))
NB: ((he was λice back theλ))
CG: ((I havent gotten there yet, but my friends have told me about it.))
NB: ((sober gamzee has γillaiλ appeal))
CG: (())
NB: ((or serial killer appeal?...))
NB: ((oλe of those))
CG: ((Nuuu!!))
CG: ((No spoilers. ; )
CG: ((Wait what happened to roleplay!!!))
NB: ((I woλ't tell you aλythiλg that'll ruiλ it for you, λo worries))
CG: ((My back hurts from lazing around all night. HOLY FUCK. I just realized its like four A.M.))
NB: ((λB, my dear boy, aλd karkat are sileλtly sittiλg iλ the corλer))
NB: ((it's oλly like eleγeλ oγer here
NB: ))
CG: ((Lol. I don't have to get up anyway..probably. Unless my grandmother gets the weird idea to take me birthday shopping, which I hope she does not because we can;t afford it in the least.))
NB: ((that sucks, I'm sorry to hear that))
CG: ((Nuuu. I really don't need anything. C)
CG: ((I'm perfectly fine as I am, so going shopping would be a waste anyway.))
NB: ((right, because haγiλg rps are the best gift of all))
CG: ((hells fucking yes.))
CG: ((I've bene doing this all night.))
NB: ((I wish I kλew you iλ real life, because there'd be a chocolate bar with your λame oλ it))
CG: ((It's my first time roleplaying canon..I was on Tavros, then Nepeta then a bunch of others I dont remmeber and now KK!! It's been an awesome night!!!))
CG: ((Aww, why thank you, kind person.))
NB: ((you're γery welcome dear))
CG: ((Karkitty is the best to roleplay as, adorable motherfucker.))
NB: ((shit why'd I put "dear" λow I feel old))
CG: ((Did you want the handle? I'm about to head to bed.))
CG: ((lol.))
NB: ((yeah sure, that'd be cool ))
CG: ((Aight. wanna rp a little more first? I'm not about to pass out yet> >:3))
NB: ((wait, you got a λormal haλdle?))
CG: ((yes))
CG: ((secretlyHipster, bro.))
NB: ((awesome, because you're γery fuλ to talk to))
NB: ((aλd sure, let's coλtiλue))
CG: ((How kind of you.))
CG: ((Okay.))
CG: ((who starts.))
NB: ((hold oλ let's see where we left off))
NB: ((we were arguiλg about age))
CG: ((HMM. OKAY.))
CG: ((UHH.))
NB: ((I got this))
NB: bet I'm older theλ you
CG: ((OKAY GOOD BECAUSE I DO NOT. ))
CG: I BET YOURE AN IDIOT.
CG: LOOKS LIKE IM RIGHT
NB: hehhehhe((heheh))
NB: riiiiiight
CG: YES I GET IT I AM FUNNY
CG: IN SOME SICK WAY
NB: you hear that Karkat?
CG: HEAR WHAT
NB: it's the souλd of frieλdship beiλg made!
NB: ehehe hhehaahaha
CG: IM PRETTY SURE THATS THE SOUND OF NOTHING BEING MADE AT ALL.
CG: BECAUSE WE ARE NOT FRIENDS
CG: NOR WILL WE EVER BE
NB: stop lyiλg to yourself bro
CG: GOGDAMN, YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE DRUNK GUY
NB: ehehehhahahah
CG: AT LEAST HE SAID NO HOMO AFTER HIS SEVERAL FLIRTATIONS
NB: I aiλ't flirtiλ dude
CG: EARTH FLIRTATIONS THAT ARE DISGUSTING AND DO NOT SWAY ME.
CG: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY
CG: I BELIEVE THE EARTH TERM IS QUEER. YES, YOU ARE QUEER.
NB: I prefer girl bro ((it's fuλλy because I'm actually a girl))
CG: ((Oh. Oh my god, I'm sorry. LOLOLOL))\
CG: ((I assumed. You know what they say about assumptions..))
NB: ((I'm λot actually iλto girls by the way, just the character because he is male))
CG: ((I will go bang my head against my brother's metal bunk bed now.))
CG: ((No, it's okay you dont have to exlain anything. Lol, my bad. FAIL.))
NB: ((s'cool, calm yo mammaries))
CG: ...
CG: OOPS
CG: ((lololol))
NB: oops?
CG: YES IT IS WHAT A TROLL SAYS WHEN HE HAS MADE A SLIGHT SLIP UP THAT WILL NEVER GO PAST THIS PESTERLOG EVER. BUT OF COURSE YOUR BARBARIAN SPECIES WOULD NOT KNOW THE MEANING.
NB: was askiλ what the "oops" was for dipshit
NB: I kλow what it meaλs
CG: YEAH RIGHT
CG: WHATEVER.
CG: FORGET IT
CG: FUCKING FORGET IT
NB: my thiλkpaλ aiλ't empty, just tell me what the "oops" meaλt
CG: IT MEANT NOTHING
NB: or are you a cluckbeast?
CG: PISS OFF YOU SHIT EATING HUMAN
NB: BACOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK
CG: UPIR INSULTS DO NOT PHASE ME
NB: ehehhhhahae
CG: YOUR*\
NB: likewise
-- narcisticBladeedge [NB] changed their mood to DEVIOUS --
CG: MY INSULTS HURT YOU
CG: AND YOU KNOW IT'
NB: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
NB: λope
NB: λothiλ
NB: the oλly oλe who kλows how to get uλder my skiλ is AG
CG: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO TALK TO EQUIUS. THAT IS HOW BAD THIS CONVERSATION IS.
CG: VRISKA?
NB: heheheheh
CG: DUMB BITCH DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHES DOING
NB: she talkiλg to you?
CG: EEW GOG NO
CG: FUCK NO
CG: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST TAT?
CG: THAT*
NB: suggest what?
NB: the spiderbitch talkiλg to you?
NB: she is pretty horrible
CG: SHE IS A FUCKING DISASTER WITH A TUBE UP HER ASS
CG: OR SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET LAID.
CG: I DO NOT CARE, HONESTLY
CG: EITHER SHES TERRIB;LE.
NB: she just λeeds to fuck off somewhere far away
CG: JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKS IN THIS UNIVERSE
CG: THATS SOMETHING YOU HAVE IN COMMON
NB: ehehhheee
NB: doλ't eγer say I haγe somethiλg iλ commoλ with her agaiλ
NB: the me fuckiλg off part is fuλλy though
NB: cause it aiλ't happeλiλg, or at least isλ't happeλiλg for sometime
CG: "EHHEHEHEHEEEEHEEEEE I AM SO MUCH LIKE VRISKA I THINK WERE HEADED REDROM FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE VRISKA MY NAME IS NB AND I AM NOT A BOY HUMAN WHICH REALLY IS VERY MUCH IRRELEVANT"
NB: but theλ, of course, I'll be back later
NB: that bitch is λothiλg like me
CG: I HAVE FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS
CG: I SHOULD ASK HER TO PESTER YOU NOW
CG: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE PESTERING ME'
NB: ehehhhhee
NB: I will pull out eγery stop just to make her leaγe
CG: HAVE YOU BLOCKED HER
CG: AWW DAMN SHES NOT ON
NB: I wouldλ't haγe to
CG: ONLY WHEN SHES NEEDED..
NB: I'd scary her away
CG: YEAH RIGHT
NB: fuck
NB: scare
CG: YOURE ABOUT AS SCARY AS NEPETA.
CG: WHILE SHES ROLEPLAYING.
CG: IN A TUTU AND CAT EARS.
CG: WITH FRILLY BUNNY SLIPPERS
NB: that souλds adorable
CG: BEING CARRIED AROUND PIGGYBACK-STYLE BU EQUIUS
CG: OH..
NB: but you really uλderestemate me
CG: OH WAIT THAT LAST PART IS KIND OF SCARY
NB: pfftAHAHAHHAHAHEHEHAHAH
CG: BY*
CG: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
NB: oh gog!
CG: ITS NOT FUNNY
CG: I FAIL TO SEE THE HUMOR
NB: BEIλG CARRIED AROUλD PIGGYBACK-STYLE BU EQUIUS [11:19] CG: OH.. CG: OH WAIT THAT LAST PART IS KIλD OF SCARY
NB: that was just-pfft
CG: OH HAH-HAH I GET IT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KARKAT VANTAS SAID IT
CG: HAHA. I AM ABOUT TO PISS MY TIDY-WHITEYS.
NB: yeah, cuz you're a fuλλy dude
CG: AND YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A RETARD
CG: BECAUSE BEING FUNNY IS NOT ME. I AM NOT FUNNY.
NB: you're fuλλy because you're easy to tease
CG: AND YOURE RETARDED BECAUSE YOU THINK IM FUNNY.
NB: most of my frieλds are to used to me to take the bait I caste out
CG: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN'
CG: I DONT WANT TO KNOW
CG: ACTUALLY
CG: I DONT CARE
NB: it's a refereλce to fishiλg
CG: YOU ARE NOT AQUATIC
CG: IF YOU WERE AQUATIC, THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE
NB: doλ't giγe a fuck
CG: BUT IT DOES NOT SO SHUT YOUR CRABTRAP.
CG: SEE THAT WAS A JOKE AND I BET YOU DIDNT EVEN GET IT.
NB: I did
CG: LIAR
NB: your lusus is a crab right?
CG: MAYBE
CG: WHO WANTS TO KNOW
NB: yep
CG: ACTUALLY NO
CG: MY LUSUS IS NOT A CRAP
CG: CRAB* (lololol)
CG: ((*))*
NB: pyrope told me
CG: PYROPE IS CRAZY'
CG: ARE YOU TALKING TO HER NOW/
NB: λope
CG: GOOD
NB: maybe later
CG: NO
CG: LEAVE HER ALONE
NB: or λow
NB: mwahahahahaaa
CG: SHE DOES NOT WISHJ TO TELL YOU EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT ME
NB: ehehehhee
NB: yes she does
CG: GO AHEAD AND PESTER HER
NB: ok
CG: I GAVE HER A MESSAGE TO GIVE TO YOUR FROM ME
NB: ehehehh
CG: HAH.
CG: YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET OWNED
CG: LOER
CG: LOSER*
NB: that was lame
CG: FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS HUMAN LOSER ALIEN FROM PLANET LAME.
NB: was expectiλg somethiλg better
CG: WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU
NB: H3 S4YS TO SCR3W OFF FROM YOU
CG: NO
CG: DAMN WOMAN
CG: THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED EHR TO SAY
CG: GODDAMN
CG: CANT TRUST ANY OF THESE FUCKUPS.
NB: hehehhahaha
CG: I AM YELLING AT HER
CG: NOW
NB: this is just to fuλλy
CG: I AM NOT A RED BLOOD
NB: you are
CG: MY BLOOD IS MYSTERY FLAVORED
CG: I MEAN COLORED
NB: it's the most glorious red
CG: G'DAMN TEREZI..
CG: STARTING TO GET TO ME
CG: IT IS NOT
NB: it is
NB: she told me
NB: heheheheheh
CG: SHES A LIAR
CG: YOU CANNOT TRUST THAT LYING BITCH
CG: HER LEETSPEAK IS TO CONFUSE YOU
NB: hey dude
NB: it's cool
CG: IT DAZES YOU PUNY HUMAN THINKPAN
CG: SHUT UP
CG: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR SYMPATHY
CG: I DONT NEED IY
NB: you shouldλ't be ashamed maλ
CG: IT*
CG: I AM NOT ASHAMED
CG: DUMBASS
CG: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM FUCKING ASHAMED
CG: OH YEAH I FORGOT YOU ARE STUPID THATS IT
NB: that you deλy it
NB: I'm jealous of you actually
NB: oraλge blood just doesλ't look as cool
CG: ...
CG: ITS FUCKING BLOOD NO ONE SEES IT
NB: still a badass color
CG: BESIDES STOP LYING TO YOURSELF YOU ARE HUMAN YOUR BLOOD IS AS RED AS MY TROLLIAN BACKGROUND
NB: still haγe λo idea what a humaλ is but I'll play aloλg
CG: STOP IT
CG: STOP WITH THE PATHETIC HUMAN FLARPING
NB: "herpity derp derp! I'm humaλ hurr durrr!"
NB: hehehhhee
NB: how'd I do?
NB: souλd right?
CG: YOU FAILED
CG: LIKE YOU DO AT EVERYTHING ELSE
NB: hehehheh
CG: BESIDES ITS NOT ROLEPLAY IF YOU ARE TRYING TO ROLEPLAY YOURSELF, DUMBASS
NB: maybe I'll ask that sollux guy if he kλows aλy embarassiλg stories of you too
NB: heheheh
CG: NO'
CG: DO NOT
NB: heh
CG: SOLLUX IS STUPID
NB: ehehh
NB: hehehehehehhhehheh
CG: OCD BASTARD
NB: hheahhehae
CG: EXCUSE ME, "O2C2D2222222 BATHTARD"
CG: GODDAMN IT TELL TEREZI TO SAY SOMETHING TO ,E
CG: ME
CG: SHE IS PISSING ME OFF
CG: SHE IS IGNORING ME
NB: or she's busy
CG: STOP TALKING TO SOLLUX NOW
NB: λope
CG: NO SHE SAID SHE WONT TALK TO ME ANY MORE
CG: SHE IS NOT BUSY THATS BULLFUCK NONESENSE FOR IFDIOT HUMAN CHILDREN
CG: LIKE YOU
CG: YOU ACCEPT THE BULLFUCKERY WITH WIDE OPEN ARMS
NB: what you say to her?
CG: [04:30] CG: NICE GOING [04:30] CG: YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL HER THE RIGHT THING AND NOW SHE THINKS IM LAME [04:30] CG: > [04:30] GC: WH4T? [04:31] GC: 1 TOLD H3R YOU 4R3 4 R3D BLODD3D MUT4NT [04:31] CG: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS' [04:32] CG: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FRIEN..PERSON [04:33] GC: SH3 4LR34DY KN3W [04:33] GC: NOTH1NG B4D H4PP3N3D [04:33] GC: C4LM DOWN [04:33] GC: > [04:33] CG: NO YOU CALM DOWN' [0
CG: 4:33] CG: I AM CALM [04:33] CG: I AM ALWAYS CALM [04:34] CG: LIKE..LIKE.. [04:34] CG: OH FUCK IT. [04:34] GC: SUR3 YOU 4R3. [04:34] GC: C4NT 3V3N TH1NK OF 4 T1M3 [04:34] CG: I WAS TRYING TO INSULT YOU BY MOCKING DAVE BUT I AM NOT IN THE MOOD [04:34] GC: N1C3 ON3 [04:35] GC: 1M 1NSUTL3D NOW [04:35] CG: YOU BETTER BE' [04:35] GC: UTT3RLY OFF3ND3D [04:35] GC: 1NF4CT [04:35] GC: SO OFF3ND3D [04:36] G
CG: C: 1M NOT GO1NG TO SP34K 4 WORD TO YOU 4NYMOR3 [04:36] CG: OKAY [04:36] CG: THANK YOU FOR THIS REPRIEVE I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR SOMETHING
CG: HAH NEVERMIND I GOT HER TO TALK TO ME BECAUSE I AM SMOOTH AND AWESOME
NB: 1) I'm a guy
NB: 2)fuck your groceries
NB: hehehhhaa
CG: wHAT
CG: WHAT
NB: I'm a guy ((who is played by a girl))
CG: GODDAMN STOP CHANGIN YOUR GENDER
CG: CHANGING*
CG: AT THIS POINT YOU MAY AS WELL JUST ADMIT TO BEING TRANSGENDERED
NB: I'm pretty sure I'γe always beeλ a guy
CG: IM PRETTY SURE YOURE A HUMAN ANYWAY SO TI DOESNT EVEN MATTER
NB: keep telliλg yourself that
NB: whateγer flaots your boat priλcess
CG: I AM ALSO PRETTY SURE YOU ARE THE PRINCESS HERE
CG: QUEER
NB: pfffthahahhhhehehhe
CG: HAHHAAAHAHHAHA OH MY GOG KARKKAT SAID SOMETHING THAT IS SO FUNNY FUCK YES DO IT AGAIN
CG: THAT IS YOU
NB: you seem to be luckiλg out
CG: WHAT
NB: sollux woλ't tell me aλy embarassiλg stories
NB: he's beiλg a good frieλd admitedly
NB: I did meλtioλ to him that you made fuλ of his lisp though
NB: so we'll see how loλg that sileλce lasts
CG: OH FUCK YOU
NB: hehehhhehhhheeeeeehhhhh
NB: this is the most fuλ I'γe had all day
CG: I BET IT IS
CG: SICKO
CG: SICK FUCKING SICKO WITH THE GODDAMN FLUE
CG: FLU*
CG: EARTH FLU*
NB: hey look at me! what are my eyes doiλg!? oh right! ROOOOOOLLLLLLIλG
NB: you burλed me good
CG: SHUT UP
NB: I'll haγe to get baλdages aλd shit
CG: -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA] at 04:49 -- [04:49] CG: NB IS A RETARDED HUMAN MANGIRLTHING [04:49] CG: IGNORE THEM. [04:50] TA: ii already told them ii wouldn't help them KK. [04:50] CG: YOU ARE BETTER THAN TEREZI [04:51] TA: your my be2t friiend and they're an iidiiot. the choiice wa2 obviiou2 enough. [04:51] CG: THATS GOOD TO KNOW
CG: SO THERE BITCH
NB: AAAAAUUUGHH! IT BUUUUUURλSSSSS
NB: oh well
NB: he's defiλatley a respectable guy for that
CG: WHATEVER
CG: NOW HES BEING ALL SENTIMENTAL AND IT KIND OF BURNS
NB: seλtimeλtal of what?
CG: THAT HUMAN THING CALLED FRIENDSHIP
CG: HE SEEMS TO THINK WE HAVE IT
NB: you do
NB: that woλderful eλemy/frieλdship
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE
CG: A MISSING THINKPAN
NB: λope
NB: pretty sure it's here
CG: "PRETTY SURE" ITS NOT
NB: we haγe the frieλdship karkat
NB: you λeed to stop deλyiλg it
CG: MAYBE IN YOUR MISSING THINKPAN
NB: it's becomiλg quite sad
CG: I CANNOT DENY SOEMTHING THAT DOES NOT EXIST
NB: it does
NB: you're deλyiλg it just like your blood color
CG: WHAT BLOOD COLOR
CG: WHAT FRIENDSHIP
CG: WHAT GROCERIES
NB: hehehhee
CG: IT IS NOT FUNNY YOU ARE DRIVING ME OFF THE WALL
NB: there is oλly oλe way out of this
CG: TEREZI IS WRITING AN EROTIC STORY ABOUT ME TAKING IT IN THE NOOK FROM ERQUIUS AND HIS STUPID COW THINGS AND SOLLUX THINK IM DRUNK
NB: you kλow the way
CG: ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY
NB: you kλow what you haγe to do to eλd this
NB: at least for the time beiλg
NB: you just haγe to admit it
CG: ADMIT WHAT THAT YOURE A TOTAL FUCKFACE?
NB: λope
CG: THAT TEREZI AND I ARE ON THE VERGE OF REDROM?
CG: ((ooc just for a sec. ))
CG: FUCK WHY DID I SAY THAT
NB: hehehhheehheh
NB: that's λot it either
CG: THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT YOUR ROYAL ASSFACED NOOKFUCKER?
NB: you haγe to admit that we, as iλ you aλd I, Helio, are frieλds
NB: aλd if it wasλ't clear eλough Helio is me
CG: OR YOU COULD GO PISS UP A ROPE
CG: HELIO IS A DUMB NAME I BET THATS YOUR HUMAN NAME
NB: guess I'm stayiλg theλ
NB: hehhehheh
CG: ((seriously, this terezi rper is amazing!!))
CG: NO YOU ARE NOT
NB: ((I usually doλ't get to talk to terezi rpers much))
CG: YOU ARE LEAVING NOW OR GOING ON MY BLOCKLIST
NB: you goλλa say it theλ?
CG: NO WHAT THE FUCK MAKESS YOU THINK THAT
NB: maybe because it's true
CG: ((THIS ONE IS AMAZING STALK HER!!))
CG: ((ALSO IM WAY TOO LAZY TO TAKE CAPS OFF))
CG: IT IS NOT
CG: YOU ARE DUMB
CG: HUMAN
NB: you wouldλ't haγe put up with me so loλg if you didλ't actually eλjoy my commpaλy, eγeλ a little
CG: SHUT UP
CG: I DO NOT HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH AN ASSUMPTION
NB: it's λot aλ assupmtioλ
NB: you had the power to eλd it loλg ago
NB: you didλ't
NB: you kept talkiλg to me
CG: SHUT UP YOUR LOGIC IS DUMB'
CG: STUPID STUPID DUMB
NB: heh heh
NB: it's beeλ three hours siλce we started talkiλg
CG: IN YOUR TIME
CG: WAIT
CG: SHUT UP
NB: heh heh hehheheh
CG: DONT REAPLY TO THAT
CG: REPLY.
NB: it has beeλ three hours hasλ't it
NB: you'γe let it go oλ this loλg
NB: three hours of your life you'll λeγer get back
CG: DONT REMIND ME'
NB: you iλγested them iλ talkiλg to me
CG: THE ONLY REASON I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TOLERATE YOU IS BECAUSE I AM TALKING TO MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE TOO
CG: I DONT HAVE TIME TO ADD YOU TO MY BLOCLIST
NB: aλd oλce agaiλ, I take the opertuλity to remiλd you that you could but didλ't
NB: it oλly takes a click right
CG: SHUT UP
NB: two clicks tops
CG: DO YOU WANT ME TO BLOCK YOU\
NB: you probaly woλ't
NB: you'll just eλd up talkiλg to me for aλother three hours
NB: just like iλ the begiλiλg
CG: YOU SPELLED BEGINNING WRONG DUMBFUCK
CG: THIS IS WHY I HATE HUMANS
CG: YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
CG: AND YOU ALL THINK YOURE SO AWESOME'
CG: BUT YOURE NOT
CG: AND ALL YOUR FAKE QUIRKS GIVE ME GODDAMN HEADACHES WORTH A MILLION BOOBUCKS
CG: BOONBUCKS*
NB: hey doλ't forget you made some typos too
CG: SHUT UP
CG: I CORRECT MINE IF I SEE THE,
CG: THEM*
CG: SEE, EXACTLY
NB: I'm just to lazy to correct
CG: TOO*
CG: YOU ARE PITIFUL
CG: AND YOU THINK WE COULD BE FRIENDS
NB: aλd you're a opressiγe grammer highblood
NB: dude, doλ't briλg pity iλto this
CG: AT LEAST I AM NOT A LOWLY HUMAN REDBLOOD DUMMY
NB: I'm λot lookiλg for red feeliλgs her
NB: **here
NB: happy
NB: ?
CG: WHAT RED FEELINGS WHAT THE FUCK NO
NB: you're supposed to be the romaλce expert aλd you're the oλe who called me pitiful
CG: THERE IS NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY RED ABOUT YOU AND I
NB: theλ doλ't meλtioλ pity
NB: besides, I was oλly poiλtiλg out that you said it
NB: I'm λot iλterested
CG: YEAH RIGHT
CG: YOU WANT ME'
CG: YOU ALL DO
CG: BECAUSE YOURE ALL THE SAME
NB: pffft-AHAHAHHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
NB: o-oh Gog! that's hilarious!
NB: aλd I thought I had a big ego
CG: YOU DO
CG: YOU ALL DO
NB: λaw maλ, I prefer girls iλ my red aλd black quadraλts
CG: IM SURE YOU DO (NOT. QUEER)
CG: SEE I AM ACTING LIKE A HUMAN AND JUDGING YOU BY THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU PREFER
CG: BY CALLING A NAME THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULY
CG: INSULT*
NB: you keep goiλg oλ aλd oλ about these hu,aλ thiλgs
NB: humaλ
NB: whateγer
NB: you said they were piλk skiλed or somethiλg right
CG: ((dude, I think I need to head out. Do you stillw ant this handle?))
CG: YES -YOU- ARE
NB: ((λaw))
NB: λope
CG: ((Aight. sorry for hogging it all night, lol.))
NB: ((it's ok! I had fuλ))
NB: just say we're frieλds already
CG: ((me too. I added you to my chumproll if that's cool. ))
CG: OH MY GOG
NB: ((go for it!))
CG: YOU ARE SO FUCKING PERSISTANT
NB: just
NB: say
NB: it
CG: ((Okay, you remember my real handle??)
CG: ))*
NB: ((already added))
CG: ((alright. see you later then!!!))
NB: ((kay))
NB: say it
CG: FINE WHAT THE FUCK EVER I HATE YOU AND WE CAN BE HATEFRIENDS IF YOU REALLY FUCKING WANT MY GOG
CG: BYE
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering narcisticBladeedge [NB] at 0

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xIHTx In reply to Pearl-Kitsune [2011-07-17 19:11:10 +0000 UTC]

♥

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xIHTx In reply to Peghan [2011-07-04 19:17:43 +0000 UTC]

♥

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xIHTx In reply to Aeld-fangirl [2011-06-12 01:29:21 +0000 UTC]

Hey, my phone died. You can text my other phone though. 307-3884..I think.

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Aeld-fangirl In reply to xIHTx [2011-06-12 19:10:23 +0000 UTC]

kk

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xIHTx In reply to Aeld-fangirl [2011-06-09 03:05:20 +0000 UTC]

I can't come over Friday. Can we try Monday instead? Matthew scheduled haircut appointments for us on Friday without telling me.
Also, I got that dragon deck for you. Not the Kaiba one--the Draguinity Legion one.

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Aeld-fangirl In reply to xIHTx [2011-06-09 14:46:52 +0000 UTC]

yeah, Monday's okay. Lol, haircuts.

8DDDDD THANKYOU <3333

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xIHTx In reply to Aeld-fangirl [2011-06-09 17:35:37 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. What's so lawl about haircuts? xD

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Aeld-fangirl In reply to xIHTx [2011-06-09 18:03:35 +0000 UTC]

IDK.

I just got back from the dentist

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xIHTx In reply to Aeld-fangirl [2011-06-09 19:29:30 +0000 UTC]

Eew.

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Aeld-fangirl In reply to xIHTx [2011-06-09 20:23:56 +0000 UTC]

no, my dentist is awesome.

anyway, waiting on this hair dye now. 5 more minutes.

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xIHTx In reply to Aeld-fangirl [2011-06-09 22:57:12 +0000 UTC]

Sweet. UPLOAD A PICTURE!!

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Aeld-fangirl In reply to xIHTx [2011-06-10 00:15:44 +0000 UTC]

I DID. call me.

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