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xJohnEgbertx ♂️ [27532299] [2013-07-18 22:57:26 +0000 UTC] "eat dirt motherfucker" (United States)

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# Comments

Comments: 266

friskiedog2 [2014-05-29 22:42:51 +0000 UTC]

Ok lilsht hiΒ 
where have you been
/growl
But hiya <3
Β 

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to friskiedog2 [2014-08-24 00:44:27 +0000 UTC]

((Who r u))

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R1THISAK In reply to friskiedog2 [2014-06-25 04:36:15 +0000 UTC]

This account is dead, but it's not mine tho-

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Honk-MF-Honk [2014-04-05 16:58:09 +0000 UTC]

Κ²α΅’Κ°αΆ° ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᢫ᡒᡒᡏ ᢫ᢦᡏᡉ ᡃ Λ’α΅’αΆœα΅

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xPsychosisNeurosisx [2014-03-28 04:59:01 +0000 UTC]

hey egderp~

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xPsychosisNeurosisx [2014-03-01 16:50:58 +0000 UTC]

((haven't talked with you in a while, how are you? :3))

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to xPsychosisNeurosisx [2014-03-06 22:24:53 +0000 UTC]

fine

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xPsychosisNeurosisx In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-05-07 01:56:40 +0000 UTC]

I really miss you

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Aquatiicbee2 [2014-01-29 16:54:29 +0000 UTC]

hEY LIIL MAMA IIMMA WHII2PER IIN YOUR EAR


((sushi- right here- right now tbth..)) ((/shot))

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-01-29 17:27:55 +0000 UTC]

erisol get away from me

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Aquatiicbee2 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-29 17:50:37 +0000 UTC]

no


iIIMMA WHII2PER IIN YOUR EAR

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-01-30 17:29:02 +0000 UTC]

get away from me!!!!!

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Aquatiicbee2 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-31 01:06:47 +0000 UTC]

kay

kay

fiinneee

oNE DAY.



ONE FUCKIIN DAY

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-01-31 16:53:02 +0000 UTC]

good luck with that

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Aquatiicbee2 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-31 21:53:37 +0000 UTC]

flips off)



(9wow this escalated quickly. oh and guess what-)

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-02-01 06:02:37 +0000 UTC]

(what?)

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Aquatiicbee2 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-02-01 16:24:49 +0000 UTC]

(i'm getting my ears pierced, and if my mom gets enough money + time, she'll take me to momocon, an anime convention >u<) (tHE HOTTIE DANTE BASCO IS GONNA BE THERE- AND HOMESTUCKS AND- //spaz))

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-02-01 17:30:34 +0000 UTC]

((lucky! My parents would never do that for me))

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Aquatiicbee2 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-02-01 17:37:41 +0000 UTC]

tbh i got good grades so they makes deals w/ me XD))

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-02-01 17:39:29 +0000 UTC]

((If i get good grades they give me some brand new socks and a pat on the back))

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Aquatiicbee2 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-02-01 17:45:13 +0000 UTC]

((aww..)) ((if i lived RIGHT next to you i'd try and bring you with me ;3)

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-02-01 17:49:26 +0000 UTC]

((That would be nice))


((Dose you mom know you read homestuck?))

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Aquatiicbee2 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-02-01 17:58:48 +0000 UTC]

((yeah, i kinda got my mom into it XD)) ((i told her the quadrents, some trolls..// //my mom is IN LOVE WITH VRISKA'S looks!! she wants to cosplay her sometime, but she said she doesnt care for homestuck really./)) ((tbh))

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Aquatiicbee2 [2014-02-01 17:29:54 +0000 UTC]

((lucky! My parents would never do that for me))

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Teddy167890 [2014-01-27 22:50:19 +0000 UTC]

EAT DIRT MOTHERFUCKER!

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to Teddy167890 [2014-01-27 22:55:41 +0000 UTC]

XD ((I was in a good mood))

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Teddy167890 In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-27 23:07:34 +0000 UTC]

(( XD ))


EAT IT JOHN! EAT IT!

//shoves dirt in his mouth

EAT DIRT FOREVER!

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MrVantas [2014-01-26 07:05:38 +0000 UTC]

Hell9 there~

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to MrVantas [2014-01-26 16:47:58 +0000 UTC]

hi kankri

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MrVantas In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-26 23:47:36 +0000 UTC]

Hi J9hn, I was just st9pping 6y t9 see if y9u were faring well?

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unique-dreamers [2014-01-25 21:20:11 +0000 UTC]

hello john humanΒ 

wwhat's up

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to unique-dreamers [2014-01-26 16:47:47 +0000 UTC]

uhh hi
nothing much,you?

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unique-dreamers In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-27 16:16:34 +0000 UTC]

just got these feww extra scarvves here...and this blue one looks pretty cool wwould you like it?


*puts majestic scarf on the small blue male*


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xJohnEgbertx In reply to unique-dreamers [2014-01-27 17:57:48 +0000 UTC]

uhhh thanks eridan?

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R1THISAK [2014-01-23 22:28:19 +0000 UTC]

//hug


john

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-23 22:32:53 +0000 UTC]

hi

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R1THISAK In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-23 22:34:45 +0000 UTC]

hows it going?

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-23 22:38:56 +0000 UTC]

okay


you?

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R1THISAK In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-23 22:58:57 +0000 UTC]

..ive been fine.


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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-24 16:48:14 +0000 UTC]

are your parents still being mean to you?

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R1THISAK In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-24 22:15:33 +0000 UTC]

only my dad, he yelled at me just because I got a virus on my laptop.

Β 

its too ridiculous, rugh.

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-24 22:38:23 +0000 UTC]

wow thats stupid



one time my dad yelled at me for mispronouncing the word impossible

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R1THISAK In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-24 22:45:18 +0000 UTC]

wow--

Β 

damn dads--

Β 

why do they have to be so mean----

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-24 22:50:08 +0000 UTC]

they think there the man of the house. And they think they can punish who ever they want or do what ever the please

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R1THISAK In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-24 22:54:09 +0000 UTC]

i know, right! -_-

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-24 22:55:25 +0000 UTC]

is it just me or are mom's worse?

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R1THISAK In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-24 22:57:00 +0000 UTC]

well..hmhmmm,,


my moms nicer than my dad-


my dad has anger issues, Β and sensitive..


i have anger issues too, and im sensitive. eoe.

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-24 23:00:03 +0000 UTC]

i am don't really have anger issue

but i am really sensitive

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R1THISAK In reply to xJohnEgbertx [2014-01-24 23:01:57 +0000 UTC]

yeaahh..


okay so today i got angry, when i wrote my pencil snapped in half, and cut my fingers. augh.

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xJohnEgbertx In reply to R1THISAK [2014-01-25 07:48:39 +0000 UTC]

is that even possible?

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