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xbulletproof-mutt [19845207] [2011-11-14 07:33:39 +0000 UTC] (United States)

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# About me

i moved to ..........leave

# Comments

Comments: 1230

selfish-machines [2016-01-03 03:05:09 +0000 UTC]

haha IS FUCKING GAY

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selfish-machines [2014-01-28 01:37:24 +0000 UTC]

Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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fish-fush [2014-01-18 18:46:59 +0000 UTC]

omg..

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minikitty1516 [2012-08-18 13:34:09 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY B-DAY!!! Party Party Party Party Party

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fish-fush [2012-06-23 21:11:46 +0000 UTC]

piss on me

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PaiintyFish [2012-06-17 02:41:50 +0000 UTC]

stop leaving :c psh

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LucasTheTreeFriend [2012-03-31 22:40:59 +0000 UTC]

:) (Smile)

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Whitephoxx [2012-03-19 00:07:29 +0000 UTC]

herro? Why you leave us. Stop leaving us so I can still stalk you on DA

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-16 03:21:08 +0000 UTC]

u r da dope

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-16 23:12:31 +0000 UTC]

o

ok

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-16 01:33:29 +0000 UTC]

I've got a gun.

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-16 01:56:41 +0000 UTC]

o ok
if you shoot me i'll kill you

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-16 02:02:04 +0000 UTC]

shoots
misses
damn

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 23:31:32 +0000 UTC]

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 03:41:19 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 04:00:30 +0000 UTC]

nah
btw i have to hide the comment
ok
sshhh don't say anything about that u_u

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 02:53:03 +0000 UTC]

how do I woof???

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 02:56:20 +0000 UTC]

put fluff on your ass
go on all four legs
get the fuck outside
and howl
ok

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-15 02:57:18 +0000 UTC]

does it all

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 02:58:01 +0000 UTC]

that's my boy
sniff
i'm so proud

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-15 02:58:41 +0000 UTC]

wait
I'm a guy.

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 02:59:25 +0000 UTC]

o
..why don't you check

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-15 02:59:52 +0000 UTC]

checks
nope, I'm a girl uvu.

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 03:02:30 +0000 UTC]

ooo
ok
my mistake u_u
touches face
i'm sorry baka chan

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-15 03:04:21 +0000 UTC]

today, I called my friend baka chan, and she's like

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 03:07:57 +0000 UTC]

o ok
btw who do i make the icon of
bear or pulse

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-15 03:09:53 +0000 UTC]

Fish.
here-[link]

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 02:50:06 +0000 UTC]

let me re-new your premium

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 02:51:45 +0000 UTC]

i'll murder you if you do
and you'll waste your points

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-15 02:52:54 +0000 UTC]

o, I use a visa card.
LOL

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-15 02:56:47 +0000 UTC]

o ok
but still i'll murder you if you buy me one

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-15 02:57:44 +0000 UTC]

ok
:c

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 03:12:27 +0000 UTC]

there's the guy,he's white, his name is Dickson, and he's racist, I keep imagining your face on his body.

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 03:16:29 +0000 UTC]

i can imagine your face on a fat kid's body

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-14 03:18:16 +0000 UTC]

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 02:50:46 +0000 UTC]

we should do the yes dance together.
and post it on youtube.

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 02:54:26 +0000 UTC]

LMAO o my god
that video.

let's dress up like them and go to my school and do it

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-14 02:55:05 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we'll do that.

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 02:48:55 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 02:23:06 +0000 UTC]

black kid: DADDY DADDY
I GOT DIS SON O' BITCH

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Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 01:55:05 +0000 UTC]

kokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki doki

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 01:56:21 +0000 UTC]

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-14 01:57:05 +0000 UTC]

nope
kokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki doki

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 01:57:55 +0000 UTC]

[link] lol

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-14 01:59:29 +0000 UTC]

no way.
I thought you were making that shit up.
ohmygod.

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 02:00:04 +0000 UTC]

LOL
i found that saying on a homostuck video

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-14 02:00:41 +0000 UTC]

well
you don't make my whatever kokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki dokikokoro go doki doki

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 02:05:05 +0000 UTC]

fuk you
i didn't even knew what that meant till i looked up just a few moments ago

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Stinky-Fish In reply to xbulletproof-mutt [2012-03-14 02:05:43 +0000 UTC]

yes cuz u ttly make my heart go thumbity thumb thumb

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xbulletproof-mutt In reply to Stinky-Fish [2012-03-14 02:09:50 +0000 UTC]

nigga
u my waifu
but u still suck

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