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Does anyone remember this [link]

Edit: Updated his color, he was a Purpleblood, not a Violetblood like he was supposed to be, oops.

Your name is Inepta Sassit.
You are 8 sweeps old and tend to act LIKE A FOOL. You are also CLUMSY and a COWARD, which is understandble since you seem to have BAD LUCK all the fucking time. You are not sure why it’s ALWAYS YOU, though.
Also, you would be BLIND without your GLASSES and you think you look STUPID with them. Even though you’re wearing them all day, you tend to have HEADACHES a lot. You have a WEAKNESS for RIDDLES and WORD PROBLEMS and look like a FUCKING NERD. Everyone HATES YOU for that. Your favorite riddles imply CHORES, which are your FAVORITE THING to do.
Sometimes you think you SHOULD HAVE BEEN HATCHED FEMALE. Your sign is the RETICULUM, which you think is TOTALLY UNFITTING since you miss your target all the time. Your weapon is a RIFLEKIND. To get it you combine your UZI, PAINKILLERS and a STEAK KNIFE.
You are REALLY LAZY when it comes to typing and do not give a fuck about TYPOS, you don’t like to explain how these even happen either.
To improve your BORING LIFE you tried to find new interests that are not solving baby riddles and BEING A HOUSEWIFE, so you started watching JAPANESE CARTOONS. You are disturbed by the BREAST SIZE most of the girls have, however.

Y0u hhave a weird way 0f expressing uy0ursehhlf, mixed w/ s0me real weird syn0nyms n0 ine w0uld use t0day. Y0u are n0t s0rri.
with = w/
o = 0
h = hh
ry = ri
Mispeller 20%

Description
Does anyone remember this [link]

Edit: Updated his color, he was a Purpleblood, not a Violetblood like he was supposed to be, oops.

Your name is Inepta Sassit.
You are 8 sweeps old and tend to act LIKE A FOOL. You are also CLUMSY and a COWARD, which is understandble since you seem to have BAD LUCK all the fucking time. You are not sure why it’s ALWAYS YOU, though.
Also, you would be BLIND without your GLASSES and you think you look STUPID with them. Even though you’re wearing them all day, you tend to have HEADACHES a lot. You have a WEAKNESS for RIDDLES and WORD PROBLEMS and look like a FUCKING NERD. Everyone HATES YOU for that. Your favorite riddles imply CHORES, which are your FAVORITE THING to do.
Sometimes you think you SHOULD HAVE BEEN HATCHED FEMALE. Your sign is the RETICULUM, which you think is TOTALLY UNFITTING since you miss your target all the time. Your weapon is a RIFLEKIND. To get it you combine your UZI, PAINKILLERS and a STEAK KNIFE.
You are REALLY LAZY when it comes to typing and do not give a fuck about TYPOS, you don’t like to explain how these even happen either.
To improve your BORING LIFE you tried to find new interests that are not solving baby riddles and BEING A HOUSEWIFE, so you started watching JAPANESE CARTOONS. You are disturbed by the BREAST SIZE most of the girls have, however.

Y0u hhave a weird way 0f expressing uy0ursehhlf, mixed w/ s0me real weird syn0nyms n0 ine w0uld use t0day. Y0u are n0t s0rri.
with = w/
o = 0
h = hh
ry = ri
Mispeller 20%