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Published: 2019-12-03 18:39:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 4571; Favourites: 153; Downloads: 22
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Description Everyone needs a replacement handle for their favourite daggers, you never know when it could break! Β 
Poor Shadi... of course this is a totally innocent request on her part!
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NothingImpossibe In reply to ??? [2020-05-06 19:33:10 +0000 UTC]

Little late for an answer, but to expand on Tattoracks reply a bit. A bollock dagger was a popular dagger style for poorer people back in the 13th up the 18th centuries, it was so named because the distance guard that prevents the users hand from slipping over the blade or the blade going too far resembled testes, aka "bollocks". The surviving examples of these daggers all share the same dildo looking shape, leading some historians to question the use women might have had for it. In short, history dildo joke, a funny one at that.

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Tattorack In reply to ??? [2020-01-19 15:19:32 +0000 UTC]

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ThorinWolfson In reply to Tattorack [2020-01-19 16:28:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh~ oh my >///<




Thank you for the answer

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Jessi67 [2020-01-09 19:25:35 +0000 UTC]

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FangJertic [2020-01-04 23:33:57 +0000 UTC]

best answer to all questions you don't wanna answer, yes is reasonable

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AstarGoldenwing [2019-12-25 20:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha, Shadi's precious dagger is too treasured to be replaced with anything else! Though jeez, Shadi, you are supposed to be a thief and street urchin, how come that you haven't mastered the art of lying with straight face yet? Β 

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Alandrian [2019-12-07 04:54:05 +0000 UTC]

Whenever someone asks me an either/or question, my reply is always, "Yes."

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Chiletrek [2019-12-06 20:08:32 +0000 UTC]

Hello:

Β At this point I thought Shadi would be far better able to make a proper poker face for this kind of awkward situations, like this one -> and not this one -> .

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TheStripelessTiger [2019-12-06 03:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Better to order a new dagger, then you can have two!

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thatguybrody [2019-12-05 15:37:05 +0000 UTC]

...yes


HOOOOboy!

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0laffson In reply to thatguybrody [2019-12-05 17:22:57 +0000 UTC]

"Oh boy" indeed XD

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elzataerinn [2019-12-05 13:45:37 +0000 UTC]

I love that "yes" answer

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0laffson In reply to elzataerinn [2019-12-05 17:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks! XD

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Aristodes [2019-12-05 05:16:53 +0000 UTC]

That cat is too degenerate to live, isn't she?

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0laffson In reply to Aristodes [2019-12-05 17:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Yikes! That sounds a bit extreme for this! It's literally just a sex toy! XD

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Aristodes In reply to 0laffson [2019-12-05 18:35:24 +0000 UTC]

This is just the straw that broke the camel's back.

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0laffson In reply to Aristodes [2019-12-05 23:19:11 +0000 UTC]

Judging from many of your comments on my works and some arguments we had in the past, it seems to me you are quite annoyed by topics concerning sex, homosexuality and masturbation.

I presume you are religious, so I can understand how these subjects may be touchy for you, but honestly I don't really care. I don't share your opinion, faith or anything else, and I have no intention of arguing again, so I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on such matters. I'll keep supporting the "degeneracy" and making art with lewd jokes, and that won't change anytime soon, no matter how many times you voice your disapproval.

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Aristodes In reply to 0laffson [2019-12-06 00:48:19 +0000 UTC]

I have no intention of changing your mind, don't worry. Just pointing some things out. I guess I could also point out the fact that there's enough furry art out there with sex-crazed characters to last anyone alive today several lifetimes, so there's no need to add more to the mountain already there.

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Founz In reply to Aristodes [2019-12-08 11:33:00 +0000 UTC]

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Aristodes In reply to Founz [2019-12-08 12:18:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm not against it touching on the subject; I'd be a hypocrite if I said that. There's a difference between doing something and overdoing it. And let's be honest here: no one is looking at most of these pictures for their struggles or dreams. That's a rather naive notion.

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Fail-Seeker [2019-12-05 04:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Such a deal.

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0laffson In reply to Fail-Seeker [2019-12-05 17:21:59 +0000 UTC]

best deal.

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Naruto1990 [2019-12-04 22:08:15 +0000 UTC]

"Yes..."
"I'll take it as a double yes"
Hahahaha

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0laffson In reply to Naruto1990 [2019-12-05 17:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!

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Founz [2019-12-04 20:23:15 +0000 UTC]

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0laffson In reply to Founz [2019-12-05 17:21:50 +0000 UTC]

Haha right! But wit Kari there would no longer be a need for handles...

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RensKnight [2019-12-04 18:44:38 +0000 UTC]

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0laffson In reply to RensKnight [2019-12-05 17:20:57 +0000 UTC]

It's the name of a type of weapon, it was called "bollock dagger" due to the phallic shape of the handle.

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RensKnight In reply to 0laffson [2019-12-05 18:01:40 +0000 UTC]

Well that certainly explains it!!

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SHARK-008 [2019-12-04 09:42:37 +0000 UTC]

Double use eh?

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0laffson In reply to SHARK-008 [2019-12-05 17:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Stabbing and... "stabbing".

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SHARK-008 In reply to 0laffson [2019-12-05 23:27:45 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Lord-Kothless [2019-12-04 07:06:56 +0000 UTC]

... Kratos makes for a good blacksmith.Β 

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0laffson In reply to Lord-Kothless [2019-12-05 17:20:11 +0000 UTC]

I know right? XD

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Steel-Raven [2019-12-04 05:15:23 +0000 UTC]

... and Kari is the apprentice who hands the dagger back.

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0laffson In reply to Steel-Raven [2019-12-05 17:20:04 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha well, with Kari around there will be no need for handles anymore

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Steel-Raven In reply to 0laffson [2019-12-05 22:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Damn, the scene writes it self

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PennsyltuckyXTimes [2019-12-04 04:30:34 +0000 UTC]

Β 

Press (X) to Doubt

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0laffson In reply to PennsyltuckyXTimes [2019-12-05 17:18:32 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!

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TEK427 [2019-12-04 02:07:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Shadi. Control your thirst, girl! Β 

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0laffson In reply to TEK427 [2019-12-05 17:18:26 +0000 UTC]

She has her needs too, poor thing!

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Cambion-Hunter [2019-12-04 01:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Awww, Shadi is so cute with her innocence. ^^

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0laffson In reply to Cambion-Hunter [2019-12-05 17:18:15 +0000 UTC]

There is literally NOTHING inncoent going on here XD

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Cambion-Hunter In reply to 0laffson [2019-12-06 03:13:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear......... XD

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ronkanoid [2019-12-04 00:18:26 +0000 UTC]

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0laffson In reply to ronkanoid [2019-12-05 17:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Awkward moment!

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MviluUatusun [2019-12-03 23:52:30 +0000 UTC]

I know that "Yes" answer.Β  I use it all the time.

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0laffson In reply to MviluUatusun [2019-12-05 17:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha I love it

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darius-senpai [2019-12-03 22:57:58 +0000 UTC]

she want it bigger? Β  XD

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0laffson In reply to darius-senpai [2019-12-05 17:17:49 +0000 UTC]

Just for a more comfortable grip, no other reason.

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