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Published: 2013-02-12 22:05:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 2180; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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An anthro Afghan Hound based on the one that was at Westminster (GCH Exlysta Aries Ciel Noir) because I thought he was a very handsome dog.
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Thank you! I forgot about this guy; I'm glad you found him 'cause
He's very flexible Chal.
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You're welcome! And I'm glad I did, too.
Chal: Wait⦠he's not a Sykes clone, right? (Please honestly say no)
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No worries Chal. They just share a colour scheme since I only have so many organic-looking options for fur and feathers!
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Chal: What a relief! Then I'd totally totally date him.
Afghan Hound: Wonderful.
Annnd Sykes will be going into crazy posessive cop mode in 3β¦ 2β¦ 1β¦
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Sykes: *plants evidence of meth cooking in Afghan hound's basement* *walks away whistling nonchalantly*
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-And... the poor Afghan Hound ends up arrested for drug possession, much to Sykes' vindictive glee. To make matters worse, he ends up in a cell with Kelly-
Kelly: PENIS!
Afghan Hound: IT'S TRYING TO EAT MY HAIR!
Chal: What the fuck is wrong with you, Sykes?!
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Sykes: I'm a glorious douche.
Kelly: Floppy ears!
Afghan: QUIT EATING MY EARWAX!
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(One tortourus hour later, the Afghan is free to go, much to his relief. But not without Sykes giving him a warning)
Sykes: -Whispers in his ear- Remember this warning: stay away from Chalice. She's taken.
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Afghan: You really need to seek some help, dude.
Chal: Tell me about it.
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Sykes: -Comes up behind Chalice- And as for you my bad kitty, I will be giving you a spanking in my office.
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Chal: Later. I'm mad at you right now.
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Sykes: So angry make-up sex? -Wraps his arms around Chalice's waist-
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Chal: Ask again in five hours.
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Sykes: Oh, fine⦠but I get to do this! -Pulls her against him and kisses her passionately in front of the Afghan hound-
Kelly: -From jail cell- I wanna spank Chally, too!
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Chal: NOOOOOO!!! IF YOU TOUCH ME EVER ANYWHERE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE I WILL BURN AND BURY YOU!!
Sykes: Holy fuck...
Chal: Hey he was eating his own feces. I won't even pat him down anymore without those shoulder high vet gloves from now on.
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Afghan: WHAT?! And he had his mouth on me! AAAAAAAGH!
Chal: Wellβ¦ he'll probably never call me again, anytime soonβ¦
(I hope the spanking bit from Kelly wasn't too OOC 
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Afghan: I'll call you when that evil raven is gone. Since I'm gonna need a ten-year shower I'll just call you when that's over!
Kelly: Spankin' pussy.
Oh you did it now Kelly...
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Chal: : Β
-One hour later, Kelly ends up in critical condition and Chalice gets an expensive bottle of wine from Selaine's people-
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Chal: Well I suppose this vintage was worth it!
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I just hope for Chalice that Amon won't kill her or severely traumatizing her for putting Kelly in critical condition or would she find Kelly's pain amusing?
Chal: I hope that ladder...
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She might be jealous that she wasn't the one to do it, but her creator will keep her on a leash so Chal needn't worry!
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Chal: THANK YOU, DANA! At least I don't I have to worry about her...
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I've read somewhere, that Afghan Hounds are stupid dogs.
I don't know how true is that, though.
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I'm sure it varies from dog to dog.
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Thank you!
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Oh look... a Talidog!
Best wishes,
Chris
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Hope that wasnΒ΄t too racistic as Taliban are only one of a lot of people over there!
Best wishes,
Chris
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rawr,he's sexy 
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What a charming hound! 
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Yep. Even went to one last Friday! It wasn't like Westminster or anything that fancy, but we met one of the breeders we're thinking of getting our new puppy from. Several of the breeders we're looking into actually had dogs that competed for Best in Breed (for Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs) in Westminster this year.
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You think your dogs have a chance at winning one of those things?
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Oh no no. We get the pet quality dogs and neuter/spay them. We just like to get them from professional breeders.
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Plus Loki would probably derp the whole thing up.
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