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Published: 2014-12-25 17:04:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 1460; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Holiday Gift forLeo, Chal, Jeanette, and Roxy went to a stage performance of "A Christmas Carol" as a double-date, and halfway through, Kelly decided to bring joy rather than chaos by delivering a present to Chal. No one is amused. Especially not Sykes!
Yeah that's a tampon in Kelly's hand. It's Kelly.
Chalice and Roxy (c)
Kelly, Sykes, Jeanette, and Leo (c) me
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Well with Sykes around, Azrael has reason to be concerned! Luckily Leo uis at least respectful.
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Question: Regardless, I think Azrael's still a little miffed over the whole "tried to kill me" thing.
*Question looks down*
Question: Jeez! If this is the best Scrooge they could find, I'd hate to see the competition. Hey, wait. Is that the City Councilman with one of Selaine's ladies of the night?
*Question takes a picture with his phone*
Question: His wife's not going to be happy when she sees this.Β
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Question: Oh, this isn't blackmail. I'm going to turn it in to the local news and see what happens from there. Hey, Azrael, watch this...
*Question picks up a pebble and throws it at Sykes*
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Sykes: *twitches angrily and tries to bury his attention in his newspaper*
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The only thing he delivers is disgust... and probably plague!
Best wishes,
Chris
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Oh yeah! Put on your hazmat suit!
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Are that these CDC suits?
Best wishes,
Chris
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The urge to kill that possum is certainly raising, if not already off the meter!
Good one my dear, good one!
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You're most welcome Diana dear, and I totally support Kylie's comment about Chalice's expression like that of Grumpy kitten, and still looking elegant. It takes some skill to portray that, and you got em!
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Thank you again! 
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I absolutely LOVE this! This has to be one of the best Christmas gifts I've gotten!
I really love how you included all three pairings here, like Leo/Chal/Sykes and Roxy/Jeanette and of course it wouldn't have been complete without an appearance by Kelly. 
And poor Sykes.
Thank you so much, Foxy! You really outdone yourself! I couldn't have asked for better!
Also, I'm terribly sorry thatΒ it took me such a long time to comment!
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Thank you very much! 
So happy you like it!
Kelly: Penis!
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You're very welcome, Foxy! And thank YOU for this amazing gift. 
Btw, I would like to mention that this is my new screen saver image on my laptop.
Chal: *Sighs* Some people exist for my miseryβ¦
Kelly: Oh, I also have another gift for you, Chally!
*He hands her a box of Tampons*
Kelly: It's your time of the month when you pee blood! Like me!
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That's something that makes him fun to me. He's so dangerous, but it's really hard to take him seriously most of the time!
Kelly, that's not how menstruation works.
Roxie: Please don't make me do the sex ed. seminar for him... last time I tried to teach him about anal play health he threw feces all over the projector.
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You're totally right about that. I think what's also fun about the character is the fact that Kelly can't be hurt by what anybody does to him, and the slapstick effect is in reverse; the person inflicting the pain is the one suffering instead.
Chal: 
*Kelly hangs mistletoe above Chal's head*
Kelly: Now you must kiss me! 
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Exactly. Just like NC said. 
Chal:
Kelly: Oh yum!
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Oh, really?
Jeanette: Ewww... 
Leo: That's just cruel... You alright, Honey?
Chal: Kill meeee... 
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Quite a few! I looked at a lot of his Disney-cember and Dreamworks-uary videos, and of course some of his full reviews. I loved the Son of Mask one, especially the side plot with the Devil and his MLP obsessed daughter.
This works pretty well on mouths too. Tastes awful, but it'll burn away all memory of that kiss, mind and matter!
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Oh yes, the Son of the Mask. That's a favorite review of mine! 
Chal: I DON'T CARE! JUST GIMME! *Chugs it down*
Kelly: 
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Asmodeus: There there, sweetheart...
Amon: KELLY!
Asmodeus: Everyone, RUN
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Chalice:
*Asmodeus grabs Chalice into her arms and flies the FUCK out of there*
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Chalice: Farewell and good riddance
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Asmodeus: You can say that again, Darling.
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Ah the folly of childhood. I saw that one too. Christ child the Things were terrifying!
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He is screaming "I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT!!"
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An adult, and some antiseptic spray!
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Oh, Kelly. You can always find the place where you the most unwelcome.
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Which is everywhere.
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Oh God it's nasty old man Sykes! Someone push him out of here! Get the broom!Β
What a horrible time to bother them, Kelly. Although I guess no time is a good time with him...Β
Let's hope he doesn't pull this shit when Richardo gets a girlfriend. D':Β
And hey- you put that tampon back into my purse THIS INSTANT!Β
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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, hm?
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Yeah, it's such a SHAME! 
Let's all hope and pray Kelly doesn't find out about it.
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He may need to enter the 'Kelly's faves protection program!'
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Am I the only one who thinks that Leo kinda looks like Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's? Just something I've noticed...
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I wouldn't know. Haven't played it!
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I highly recommend it if you like scary things. It's available to download for iOS, Android or PC (not for free though), or you could just watch playthroughs of it on YouTube. There's plenty of those.
You won't be disappointed, I swear.
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Ooo PC and Android! I'll look into it.
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Or rather Foxy looks like him, since Leo was made in 2011.
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One of those rare moments I pity Sykes.
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Why aren't they amused? If I went to a play and I saw another audience member holding a tampon, I'd wet myself.
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They've been around Kelly too long!
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I have a story you might like. I was in Visual Arts and one of my friends painted a tampon, placed it in a plastic baggie, and took it with her to lunch. Then she got a friend of hers to throw it at a table full of male underclassmen. Surprisingly, they seemed more fascinated than grossed out with it.
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