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Published: 2011-09-24 17:14:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 319; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 6
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Description I had this uploaded on a different account, but since this character has recently become central to a different project, I decided to shift him over here. The other copy of the picture has been removed.

This is Mr. Fenix, who I can't describe without using Pratchett and Gaiman's words--"flash bastard." He's an impundulu (an African thunderbird) and in day-to-day business he works as a sort of major-domo for a necromancer named Farid Azhul, overseeing transfers of sensitive property and making sure no one gets out of line. Despite often being found in human form, he's more bird than man in many ways; he considers his clothes his plumage, and as a male bird, he needs to peacock like a mofo. Raw silk suits in eye-catching colors are his default, but he's been known to up the ante when the need arises.

As a magical being in a modern nonmagical world (ours), Mr. Fenix is immensely amused by cliches and the human perception of the magical. He constantly watches his other magical creatures for signs of cliche behavior--god help the vampire who wears leather or frilly shirts around him--and likes to think that, if he were in a story, he would at least be in a good story.

Alas, when he does finally wind up in a story, it's one of the oldest in the book. Boy meets girl, girl saves boy's life after boy got stabbed in an ill-timed political move, girl accidentally acquires magical powers thanks to the lifesaving, boy is pissed off by the fact that as a witch's familiar the woman who saved his life technically owns him and automatically feeds off his power, boy and girl fight like cats in a sack, Mythmakers attempt to bump them both off for interfering with plans, and girl's Roomba comes to life. *sniff* Tale as old as time.

Mr. Fenix (c) *2138
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Comments: 7

Luna-Kit [2011-09-24 20:33:04 +0000 UTC]

He sounds awesome and I'd love to see him in a fic!

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2138 In reply to Luna-Kit [2011-09-25 16:21:49 +0000 UTC]

Heh, thanks! He's a lot of fun to write.

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rodentfanatic [2011-09-24 17:52:49 +0000 UTC]

He sounds really cool, I'd totally read that story, I love his eye for cliches (lol frilly'n'leather vampires I know right?) and his feet are neat!

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2138 In reply to rodentfanatic [2011-09-25 16:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! And yep, it's an unwise vampire who wears frilly stuff around Mr. Fenix, because he will make their lives miserable. He's kind of a dick like that.

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Jakeblacksgirl [2011-09-24 17:20:44 +0000 UTC]

"Peacock like a mofo". I love you. And this character looks crazy cool!

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2138 In reply to Jakeblacksgirl [2011-09-24 17:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Heh, thank you! And I'm in the middle of uploading another pic of him right now . . . XD

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Jakeblacksgirl In reply to 2138 [2011-09-24 18:22:39 +0000 UTC]

I see it! I'm about to go check it out and comment

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