Description
"Slimy little hipster!!"
Name: Oola
Gender: Agender/Non-Binary; They/Them/Their
Species: Octoling
Color: Sky Blue
Occupation: Fresh. Oola's not exactly driven to compete and excel. They prefer the term "dirty casual."
Birthday: August 5th, 1997 (Age 21)
Personality
They’re clothes are louder than they are.Quiet and cold, the Octoling is always looking down at their phone. Oola really isn’t one for conversation, and any dialogue with them is short lived and somewhat unfulfilling. Beyond their constant bad jokes, Oola doesn’t display much emotion or passion. However, come Splatfest, you’ll find a more vicious and salty Octoling has emerged from under their bridge.They seem to be at their happiest when they’re throwing shade at the opposing team and getting that wonderful Splatfest saltiness thrown back at them. Perhaps Oola’s most controversial trait is that they’re a peruser of memes. Don’t get too close; if given the chance they will expose you to their collection.
All that salt isn’t one sided. Oola doesn’t mind throwing out some self-deprecating humor, for several reasons, but the biggest being that they like to keep the playing field even. Oola may be savage, but they aren’t a bully. Cephalopods who can tolerate their company long enough will find that Oola has taken note of this loyalty, and that loyalty is returned. To friends, Oola is frugal, warm, and expressive. Oola’s also willing to share more about their personal life. Conversations become deeper and heartfelt, revealing that Oola may be this way because they’ve never had the chance to practice socializing most of their life.
Socializing has proven to be a challenge for Oola...but they think they might be getting the hang of it. Having friends to worry about means getting to show a maternal, if not neurotic side to themselves. Even if they can't show it, they do value the little company they have.
History
Oola got their humble start in Octo Valley, the only child to a basic nuclear Octo family. Dad was a programmer while mom stayed at home to take care of little, frail Oola. The Octoling was kept indoors often, away from unsanctioned turf wars between Inklings and Octarians that could happen just outside their own house. So instead Oola learned to live through Splatnet, starting with a live showing of the Squid Sisters. From that point on, Oola was plugged in.
As a legal adult, Oola was granted a lot more autonomy, which they used to frequent Rio Tokiyaki as often as they could. The commute they took was incredibly difficult, but always worth it. While they were there, Oola crammed in everything they could: turf wars, temp work, shopping, and anything else they could manage. At the end of the day, they’d shuffle onto the train and head home, taking the next day to sleep. The Octoling’s not sure how long they can keep the routine up, but until they find a steady job and a cheap place to live, they’re willing to put up with it.
Survive. Overcome. Adapt.
They're still a chump when it comes to turf wars and finding a steady job has been slow going, but they're doing a lot better than they thought they ever would. Oola managed to find some strange but similar company in the form of what they call "Space Squad," their official splat squad and team. Still, it's a hard commitment and they're thinking if they really want to be a part of this whole thing, they need to move into the city.
Hobbies
Memes. Oola doesn’t get enough sun. They stay in and browse splatnet all the time.
Avid turf war participant. Maybe one day they’ll be the best try-hard casual out there.
Mastered the trombone, working on mastering the saxophone, and plans to master the bassoon next.
Joined a cryptid club! They've taken the codename Mothman
Started feeding some nearby pigeons. There's a regular that's taken a shine to them.
Weapon ( equipped!)
Splattershot Jr. - Basic, but versatile. Oola thinks it's a good reliable weapon. (Customization to come!)
Gear
None
Extras/Fun Facts
Asexual, Panromantic. Would like a relationship but doesn't really know or understand how to initiate one.
5'3" and praying for another growth spurt.
Always seems tired.
Oola's name came from Oolong Tea.
Favorite artists are Squid Sisters, Turquoise October, and Bottom Feeders
Team Callie till they die.
Has a half ‘n half lemonade-iced tea addiction.
May or may not have severy meme and aesthetic blogs on Splatnet.
Playlist: Oola's Aesthetic
Relationships (temporary until I make a tracker)
- ANXIETYTM
- Well I didn't die around you so
- You tolerate me so that's cool anyway look at this meme-
- Remember when I said I'd text you and I never did because tired well guess what binch I remember to follow up this time
- I would fite god in a back alley armed with nothing but an Arizona Ice Tea for you.
- Let's finally have some meaningful conversation now that I haven't decided to spontaneously disassociate from reality around you
mh - - u h - UUH ??
- Partner!
- SPACE SQUAAAAA-
Fishbait (KayVeeDee ):
My son. I hope you never found out the truth behind my wicked ways.
Peach-Breeze(AngeltheMerman )
Peach-Breeze I love you please take care of my son.
Nalelli(Auriole )
If I die it's because Nalelli sniped me mid air after doing a 50/50 boneless.
Ceph (pilesofjunk )
This guy. He gets my art
Ebi (Goaterz )
This child is somehow way cooler than I am and ever well be.
Vee (Kaliblu )
I once bought her heelies for Squidmas and we vandalized some buildings and fled law enforcement.
Lucy (LayaEgg )
I tried buying clothes from him once but I flaked and I had a panic attack, god I'm a loser.
Fishce (IronNails )
She makes good food. Fight the system Fische.
Luka (IndonesianElephant )
I respect her bold color choices but there's no way I could pull that off.
Family
Palmer - Father, Octoling named for DalyPalmer Tea Beer
A computer programmer. He's a portly guy who loves to socialize but tends to be a bit overbearing. Likes to put on a tough-guy face but is really a softie.
Pekori - Mother, Octoling named for Orange Pekoe, a tea grade.
Stay at home mom who Oola is much closer to. She doesn't always get Oola's life choices but as long as they stay safe she's learned to live with it.
Comments: 18
tritn [2018-07-05 04:06:37 +0000 UTC]
OK BUT SERIOUSLY, AMAZING APP UPDATE ASIDE, IS OOLA DRINKING THE TAKOYAKI FLAVORED DRINK FROM THE SPLATOON 1 VENDING MACHINES?!
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3nVee In reply to tritn [2018-07-05 17:51:18 +0000 UTC]
SOBS FIRST OF ALL THANK U CHES
SECOND ACTUALLY IT'S BASED ON AN ARIZONA ICE TEA/MANGO HALF&HALF
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BUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH THAT IT REMINDED YOU OF IT LOL
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Numiauri [2018-07-04 18:24:03 +0000 UTC]
That good new art~
Also pbbtt omg, Nalelli no XD
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3nVee In reply to Numiauri [2018-07-04 19:21:18 +0000 UTC]
Oola dies Nalelli killed them
Also thank you as always friendo >v<
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Numiauri In reply to 3nVee [2018-07-04 20:46:44 +0000 UTC]
Rip, and I want to say this is slander but y'know what it's somewhat likely honestly XD
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3nVee In reply to Numiauri [2018-07-07 16:32:10 +0000 UTC]
YOU KNOW THIS IS ACCURATE
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Numiauri In reply to 3nVee [2018-07-07 18:23:44 +0000 UTC]
I do, I really do :"D
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FancyH-Art [2017-08-09 03:36:25 +0000 UTC]
I dearly love the half 'n half lemonade-iced tea addiction. Very relatable, lol.
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3nVee In reply to FancyH-Art [2017-08-10 18:16:23 +0000 UTC]
LOl yes, omg. It's good stuff.
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AngeltheMerman [2017-08-07 04:00:16 +0000 UTC]
theyre sO CUTE.
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3nVee In reply to AngeltheMerman [2017-08-10 18:16:46 +0000 UTC]
THANK YOU AAAHH I HOPE WE GET TO RP SOON
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tritn [2017-08-06 22:30:46 +0000 UTC]
HA dirty casual, seriously Oola, send me all your memes.
I was in love with the moon buns but this is a nice design swap, very fresh kid you have here!
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3nVee In reply to tritn [2017-08-10 18:17:45 +0000 UTC]
What a loser. they're the best try-hard casual out there
and THANK YOU AAHHh I was sad I couldn't make the moon buns work, but I'm sure they'll find their way back into another design!
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KayVeeDee [2017-08-05 23:11:33 +0000 UTC]
YES A H I'm loving this so much my goodness... I love Oola and I really hope them and Fishie can get along! I must be off so short comment but TL;DR IM HYPED
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3nVee In reply to KayVeeDee [2017-08-06 02:28:51 +0000 UTC]
YESS DUDE SAME THEHYPE IS REAL.
I'm so happy Oola's around now, and I hope the same too! I just hope Fishie has the stomach for memes :"DDD
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Dame-Boo [2017-08-05 22:33:50 +0000 UTC]
Very good child
We need more hipsters, all the hipsters
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3nVee In reply to Dame-Boo [2017-08-06 02:28:01 +0000 UTC]
A soft squid.
Yes please, Oola wants to figure out where they can get the best cardigan.
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