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Well, actually I haven't played this, nor ever will, 'cause I have no Wii and pretty goddamn well will never get it

Still, I've read the reviews and watched some cutscenes, and I gotta say, the cinematics remind me of Mass Effect, but the gameplay reminds me of Splosion Man

Anyway, this is what happens when you no longer know wtf to do with your franchise, although I've always thought Metroid was one of the most goddamn clever ideas, lately, the series has been rotting into crap, and no, even though Team Ninja co-developed it, I don't think it's entirely their fault, although, Nintendo should've known better, 99% of TN's storylines involve the greatest breasts dynamics

I've come to two conclusions of why Metroid has declined:

1. Samus' sociopathy/muteness. Well, as you know, the big N hasn't always been a fan of talking characters, Samus included, until Other M, which gave her this whole range of sickly girly emotions, I think she needed her personality developed way earlier, ever since Metroid Prime, or at least social interactions ever since, as you see, Mario started those ever since Mario 64, Samus should've been like that ever since her jump to 3-D, though like Mario, she should still have a limited dialogue, in her case, she could be a really cold sociopathic bitch instead of a retarded plumber

2. The Zero Suit. I don't think anyone with balls would ever complain about the Zero Suit, neither do I, but I noticed that Nintendo may have underestimated the ZS's popularity, that got Nintendo in a pickle, Samus was getting more popular WITHOUT her powersuit than with it, but you just can't strip the power suit from the series! That's what makes Samus, well, SAMUS, right? So nowadays, Nintendo doesn't know what the shit to do with poor Sam

Well, my humble suggestion is that Nintendo should like, separate the suit from the hot babe, dunno, maybe the suits become some sort of cybernetic crap or something (Metroid Fusion is a good place to pick up from there), also, well, reinstate Sammie's "Badass Hunter" persona, this drama crap is way too much.

Or they could just give the whole rights to Capcom, anything they touch becomes gold and Nintendo should stick to making kiddie games

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kapiork [2022-07-14 21:29:46 +0000 UTC]

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sheilded-key [2020-03-27 08:21:45 +0000 UTC]

lol


dont let metroid fans fool you other m was the best metroid game

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bigbook29 [2018-07-03 05:17:51 +0000 UTC]

Look I understand what Other M TRIED to do. Give Samus more personality and more humanity...IT JUST WENT ABOUT IT ONE OF THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE. Metroid Fusion...she did talk, quite a lot actually. I understand that really it is different per person, I mean in my head canon I just thought of her as like a female Master chef...or better a Female Doomguy (the RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS one from the comic).

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Boschian-Fantasies [2018-04-25 04:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Of course, the anime and manga fandom LOOOOOOOVES Metroid: The Other M.
And this is why I have an undying love/hate relationship with anime and manga in general, mostly the fanbase of it all.

But sorry weeaboos, Metroid and animu cliches DO NOT MIX!
Same can be said for Castlevania as well.

Good lord, Both Other M and Judgement left foul tastes in my mouth.

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TheArtisticAstro [2018-02-28 04:00:39 +0000 UTC]

Pff, Samus is still badass even after Other M!

Btw, fuck you Adam!

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SamusIsTheBestWaifu [2017-01-01 09:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Rip Old Samus

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DracoGuerrero [2015-08-04 10:29:38 +0000 UTC]

I personally think that there should be a compromise, like re-design the Power Suit so it looks more like the Zero Suit but still retains the bad-ass, bulky appearance

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610gonzalez In reply to DracoGuerrero [2015-08-04 13:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Psst, hey, c'mere... Fusion-suit

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DracoGuerrero In reply to 610gonzalez [2015-08-05 08:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Psst, hey, c'mere...Not sexy enough....

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610gonzalez In reply to DracoGuerrero [2015-08-05 08:49:48 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least it's more respectable and practical than Zero Suit :/

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DracoGuerrero In reply to 610gonzalez [2015-08-05 12:15:10 +0000 UTC]

Eh, well I guess it looks flexible enough, I guess ever since they ruined Samus's identity and personality they might as well add a hole for the hair

like this guy----> Β <----see that? That's legit hair.....he' s Β  Β 
Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  a...well, he is a MALE!!!

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610gonzalez In reply to DracoGuerrero [2015-08-05 17:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, though his green chest orbs gave the complete opposite idea heck, even on Zero games, he has his undies outside

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DracoGuerrero In reply to 610gonzalez [2015-08-05 17:52:03 +0000 UTC]

SUUUUPERMAAAAAAN!!!!!
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610gonzalez In reply to DracoGuerrero [2015-08-05 17:55:43 +0000 UTC]

Supes doesn't have long flowy hair, well, except the Nic Cage version

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DracoGuerrero In reply to 610gonzalez [2015-08-06 17:38:51 +0000 UTC]

SUPAH SAIYAN then?

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ppowersteef [2015-06-12 16:44:29 +0000 UTC]

You know, if this was the first metroid in the timeline, I wouldn't even mind, but this happened after The original metroid, super metroid, prime triology, simply ALL the badassory

(yeah, I know the plot is also a sequel to super metroid, but sure, if they've changed a little bit, then at least it looks like samus became better when adam died)

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NitendoFan92 [2015-05-25 02:29:24 +0000 UTC]

wait samus is peach? OMG EVERYTHING IS RELATED

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ppowersteef In reply to NitendoFan92 [2015-06-12 16:39:13 +0000 UTC]

meaning that samus gets kidnapped by bowser every time....

...meh...

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610gonzalez In reply to NitendoFan92 [2015-05-25 03:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that would explain why Peach is Super-emotional in Super Princess Peach.

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KeeperoftheKeys92 [2015-03-02 21:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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610gonzalez In reply to KeeperoftheKeys92 [2015-03-02 22:45:11 +0000 UTC]

No, she just turned into a liberal woman from a soap opera.

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vovan1 [2014-11-07 17:30:22 +0000 UTC]

I see Star Trek shuttle and Normandy SR-1 rammed by Sammie's gunship on the last panel. Am I right?

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610gonzalez In reply to vovan1 [2014-11-07 18:08:41 +0000 UTC]

Indeed! You're the second person to notice it!

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terencethet-rex [2014-10-17 18:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Nintendo BETTER GODDAMN redeem itself.
I played this and threw the disc out the fucking window

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Roruman In reply to terencethet-rex [2016-06-03 23:54:43 +0000 UTC]

It will be very effective to scare crows and pigeons off laundry.

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terencethet-rex In reply to Roruman [2016-06-03 23:56:09 +0000 UTC]

One of the crows actually threw up on it

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Roruman In reply to terencethet-rex [2016-06-05 00:55:41 +0000 UTC]

xd I guess it didn't even act as proper shield for this enemy's projectile!

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terencethet-rex In reply to Roruman [2016-06-05 01:42:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

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610gonzalez In reply to terencethet-rex [2014-10-17 19:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Well, seeing as how Samus has been FURTHER sexualized in the new Smash Bros. I doubt they have any intentions of returning her the respect she deserves.

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terencethet-rex In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-10-17 19:30:40 +0000 UTC]

I hear there's a new Metroid on it's way.

Hopefully, they won't make the same mistakeΒ 

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SupahCabre [2014-09-25 04:46:41 +0000 UTC]

I like the way you think!

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Kerevon [2014-08-06 03:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Get a Wii, if only so you can play Metroid Prime: Corruption.

Literally everything wrong with Samus in Other M? Β Not a problem in Corruption. Β The story's tight, the side characters are interesting, and the gameplay is wonderful. Β Get a Wii for that, if nothing else.

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610gonzalez In reply to Kerevon [2014-08-06 04:38:02 +0000 UTC]

Nah, but I'll take your word on it, well, actually, I've already taken it from lots of loyal people to the franchise and to a self-respecting Samus xD

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Kerevon In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-08-06 11:35:07 +0000 UTC]

Fair enough.

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Battledroidunit047 [2014-05-20 23:43:20 +0000 UTC]

this makes it look bad...

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610gonzalez In reply to Battledroidunit047 [2014-05-20 23:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Well, Sakamoto made it look TERRIBLE.

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Battledroidunit047 In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-05-21 00:58:11 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it looked like a good game, but the comic makes it appear otherwise.

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610gonzalez In reply to Battledroidunit047 [2014-05-21 05:12:38 +0000 UTC]

It looked, but it isn't, this comic doesn't make any justice to the atrocity that bullshit of a game Sakamoto crapped out of his ass.

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Battledroidunit047 In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-05-21 10:57:33 +0000 UTC]

haters gonna hate.

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610gonzalez In reply to Battledroidunit047 [2014-05-21 17:46:57 +0000 UTC]

And people living in denial are gonna deny. Got another nugget of wisdom to share? =_=

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Battledroidunit047 In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-05-21 23:40:24 +0000 UTC]

I don't know, but maybe this counts as one: Know and understand your enemy, and you will defeat them.

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610gonzalez In reply to Battledroidunit047 [2014-05-21 23:46:24 +0000 UTC]

Why do you think I know so much about Nintendo?

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Battledroidunit047 In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-05-22 00:31:02 +0000 UTC]

two words: Personal experience.

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610gonzalez In reply to Battledroidunit047 [2014-05-22 01:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Nope, thank God no, at least not completely, but I know more about Nintendo because of intense research.

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Battledroidunit047 In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-05-22 10:55:28 +0000 UTC]

ah. I see.

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awsomon [2014-04-18 23:32:31 +0000 UTC]

the only reason people think this happened is because Samus is scared of Ridley other M, you never know she could of always been afraid of him, due to the sprites not being able to show much

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610gonzalez In reply to awsomon [2014-04-19 04:45:12 +0000 UTC]

You're gonna blame that too on Samus having to be saved MULTIPLE times by soldiers way weaker than her? How about the new high heels for the upcoming SSBU, she didn't have them before because of lack in sprites? Samus has been objectified and turned from a badass bounty hunter, to and emotionally unstable and over-sexuallized eye-candy, nothing could be clearer.

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awsomon In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-04-19 12:19:44 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, I think it was Namco who designed zero suit samus for the new game, hence the huge breasts

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610gonzalez In reply to awsomon [2014-04-19 19:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Wrong, the huge breasts appeared first in SSB Brawl www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TSOh5… what are the first thing that are shown in the cutscene? Ass, then boobs.

Team Ninja further degraded Samus into a sex object in Other M, where they focused cutscenes on her breasts and ass, not to mention they were the ones to introduce high heels to the suit, and the stupid beauty mark on the face is just insult over injury.

Masahiro Sakurai is the one responsible for giving her "practical" high heels for SSBU, and he's from Nintendo =_=

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thesupremejoyner98 In reply to 610gonzalez [2014-12-08 16:23:40 +0000 UTC]

honestly, i dont mind if she has a big ass and tits or rocket heels, as long as she's characterized correctly, not some whiny waifu that can't think for herself.

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