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Description Worst. Line. Ever.

No offence to Twihards. ^_^;;

Yay Hermione.
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Comments: 126

Dewani90 [2015-05-22 22:05:24 +0000 UTC]

and to think i threw my copy inside the fireplace and ordered the fire to send it back to the writer... hoped it smacked her in the face.

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isick16 [2013-12-17 03:59:30 +0000 UTC]

me:*hides in the bushes and steals twilight and hides in the bushes again and punches the book*stop it your movie ended at 2012

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Gryffgirl [2013-04-30 03:38:57 +0000 UTC]

Just one crappy line among many in that book. Maybe in the whole series--I was unable to get past the first book.

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darkninja45 [2013-04-07 19:37:59 +0000 UTC]

And that was the only book Hermione ever came to hate

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WyvernSeeker In reply to darkninja45 [2013-10-25 04:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Well, aside from the book she read on how to make a Horcrux, then yeah it's among the very small list of books that she hates.

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darkninja45 In reply to WyvernSeeker [2013-10-25 11:42:06 +0000 UTC]

You make a very valid point!

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WyvernSeeker In reply to darkninja45 [2013-11-05 05:21:14 +0000 UTC]

Glad to know I made one.

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darkninja45 In reply to WyvernSeeker [2013-11-05 12:02:57 +0000 UTC]

YAY

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WyvernSeeker In reply to darkninja45 [2013-11-09 07:55:14 +0000 UTC]

 

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darkninja45 In reply to WyvernSeeker [2013-11-09 13:56:12 +0000 UTC]

XD

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WyvernSeeker In reply to darkninja45 [2013-11-25 05:31:38 +0000 UTC]

XD

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darkninja45 In reply to WyvernSeeker [2013-11-26 00:28:35 +0000 UTC]

XD

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harleyquinnsfunhouse [2012-12-29 17:52:44 +0000 UTC]

then she puked because she realized that she was way to smart for twilight and it was lowering her IQ.

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Owl-Eye-2010 [2012-12-26 19:06:35 +0000 UTC]

Hermione: I never thought I'd see the day where I would hate a book!

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Tearthgrrl [2012-11-29 15:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Hermione, no! Shield your pure, logical brain!

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BlackRabbitInChasing [2012-11-05 20:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Wasn't that Beauty and the Beast...?
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Oh. My. God. Twighlit's the fanfic for Beauty and the Beast.

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celebi4ever1234 In reply to BlackRabbitInChasing [2012-12-20 21:02:06 +0000 UTC]

Except Beauty and the Beast beats Twilight by 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

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BlackRabbitInChasing In reply to celebi4ever1234 [2012-12-22 00:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

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issiestar12 [2012-10-21 02:58:39 +0000 UTC]

i can just imagine her thinking "WELL. That certainly wouldn't be possible logically...ect." i dont really mind twillight though.

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fanfics4ever [2012-08-28 14:07:46 +0000 UTC]

and people thought Twilight was the NEXT Harry Potter...

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Minkymy [2012-07-27 17:14:21 +0000 UTC]

She should be more concerned about the fact that someone brought Cedric back from the dead as an emo, bloodsucking alien.

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FairyBubblePuppy In reply to Minkymy [2012-08-22 06:20:56 +0000 UTC]

She wouldn't know about that from just reading the book :3

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Minkymy In reply to FairyBubblePuppy [2012-08-27 03:29:44 +0000 UTC]

True, I suppose.

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FairyBubblePuppy In reply to Minkymy [2012-08-27 08:06:25 +0000 UTC]

:3

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Minkymy In reply to FairyBubblePuppy [2012-08-29 22:24:37 +0000 UTC]

^^

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TyLuko4life [2012-07-18 02:34:56 +0000 UTC]

This is great! I seriously hate Twilight.

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RowlingFan12 [2012-06-13 23:58:53 +0000 UTC]

IKR, Hermione?

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Toongrrl [2012-06-07 06:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Hermione...put the book down and we will check out better muggle lit

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GeneralKefka [2012-05-19 06:08:09 +0000 UTC]

I did a pic with this same idea (Hermione reads Twilight) but with a different reaction. XD

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RowlingFan12 [2012-04-18 23:31:24 +0000 UTC]

Twilight sucks! I tried reading book one, and it was the WORST DECISION IN MY LIFE!!!!

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LIsTheTrueSuccessor [2012-04-13 15:03:06 +0000 UTC]

I read three books waiting for the clumsy white bitch to DIE. I was told she died in the third book, and she DIDN'T. Do you have any idea how pissed I was??? I threw the book at my bookshelf. I wanted to kill myself for wasting that time.

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SokkasFirstFangirl [2012-02-14 14:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry Hermione, you can always Obliviate yourself! Wish I could... *shudder* I'm never reading that again!

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haleysarzz [2012-01-26 21:52:01 +0000 UTC]

Hermione is not that stupid

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CloverFieldIsPownage [2012-01-23 01:12:48 +0000 UTC]

why did hermione even get that far in the book? You'd think she'd have stopped reading by then and went back to re-reading her tales of beatle the bard for the 50th time.

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TheWolfNinja [2012-01-06 03:04:06 +0000 UTC]

.... My reaction to that lines was as follows XD
...... the lion fell in love with the lamb...????? Seriously..?

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Ryanator50 [2011-12-21 16:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Actually, before I read it, I thought the premise of "A Vampire falls in love with a woman he wants to eat" very interesting. I can somewhat relate to the whole "I have to break up with you because I don't want to hurt you" thing, but the rest of it is just crap.

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Music-and-Things [2011-12-12 00:46:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm so sorry you had to see that Hermione, so so sorry.

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Placebo966 [2011-11-28 00:34:13 +0000 UTC]

This is an actual line in the movie? Holy shit.

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LIsTheTrueSuccessor In reply to Placebo966 [2012-04-13 14:58:56 +0000 UTC]

the movie AND the book

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Ace-of-the-Spade [2011-11-12 21:48:26 +0000 UTC]

In the words of Hermione: Rubbish!

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GinaPotterhead [2011-10-23 16:57:53 +0000 UTC]

THIS is AMAZING!

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Sweetarts116 [2011-09-11 19:31:38 +0000 UTC]

could i borrow part of this picture? I promise to credit.

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frostfeatherluver [2011-09-06 05:15:46 +0000 UTC]

Me in the middle of the first book:

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PhoenixCrystalStar [2011-09-02 18:08:52 +0000 UTC]

HERMOINE! PUT THE BOOK DOWN BEFORE IT RUINS YOUR BRAIN!

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livil00lah [2011-08-28 23:36:48 +0000 UTC]

that's a horrible line. I love hermione's face.

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Silverlegends [2011-08-24 03:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Hermione's IQ just dropped 10 points...

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PRFury [2011-07-26 20:51:47 +0000 UTC]

and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the real reason why Hermione reads thick tomes for "light reading"
she'd rather fill her head with useless-but still valuable and very important information.
That's why I love her character.
(useless as in when is she ever going to need to know things in everyday life? XD)

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scarr22 [2011-07-26 04:55:31 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha LOVE

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SpiralArtist [2011-07-20 10:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Just imagine what the lion/lamb hybrid offspring's gonna be like. I dare you.

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iluvgreggsulkin222 In reply to SpiralArtist [2011-11-22 00:26:58 +0000 UTC]

i think that it should be the lion fell in love with the dog. jakeward .

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