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Published: 2015-11-05 20:41:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 11111; Favourites: 118; Downloads: 0
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Description Come rain or shine, Aomine Daiki would make a move. And how could he not? When the sight of you always standing with hands in the pockets of your hoodie left such an impression on him. It was love at first or tenth sight. He couldn’t remember when he started wandering what you sounded like; when he started wanting to talk to you. All his initial posturing didn’t turn your head though so he figured he would get a rise out of you tonight.

    “Oi, you’re taking a long time over there. Can’t decide on which gravure magazine to pick?”

A rough voice interrupts your browsing, you glance at the owner then turn back to checking the stand.

“If you are, I can choose one for you. How about Mai-chan?,” he rambles on like you didn’t just laser beam him with a blank stare. Aware he’s being irritating, Aomine still couldn’t leave you alone.

“So?” the tan teen queried before leaning closer to you “Going to tell me your name or have your senses been overrun by all the half-naked ladies on display?”

You sigh, exasperation plain in your features then pick up a copy of Weekly Shonen Jump and face him. Aomine’s eyes widen at the choice and he starts to blush at his obvious mistake. Before he could mutter an apology though, you say
    “Drop dead, pervert” with a blank face and head for the till to pay for your purchase.

So much for love at the convenience store.


Extended End:

    “Pffft!” Kise’s laugh made the most of the group burst out in gales of uncontrollable laughter.

    “Oi, Kise. Don’t kick a guy when he’s been obviously stomped on,” Midorima scolds halfheartedly with a taped hand against his mouth to hide his mirth. Murasakibara just looks away and chews on three Pocky sticks.

    “Kise-kun, this is why you shouldn’t take advice from Aomine-kun” Kuroko announces calmly, he isn’t laughing but there is a slight smile on his face.

    “Kise, keep laughing like that and I’ll plant your face in the ground.”

    “Eh? Why am I the only one getting threatened?” The blonde protests loudly.

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Comments: 45

KyuubiNinetailes [2016-07-16 12:19:35 +0000 UTC]

Um i didnt get any of this???

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abvore In reply to KyuubiNinetailes [2016-07-16 14:38:35 +0000 UTC]

That's alright. Happens. In Japan (7/11 stores specifically),
the shounen manga is usually right next to the porn mags and gravure stuff.
Basically Aomine thinks reader is checking out the porn and
tries to use it make get to know him/her but ends up being a nuisance.

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RobeenGSantos [2016-05-27 19:11:27 +0000 UTC]

Lol. This is so Aomine 😂I like it

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abvore In reply to RobeenGSantos [2016-05-29 22:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Yosh! *does victory pose!

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Gundi16 [2015-11-12 20:47:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't be sorry, it's great & I love it. 
Especially when he mentions Mai-chan & Reader-chan's response x'D
I'd totally do the same...but still date him...probably x'D

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abvore In reply to Gundi16 [2015-11-12 20:54:11 +0000 UTC]

Yay, glad you liked it~
Thanks again, I got compliments for using the image.
I would still date him too

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redridingHaruhi [2015-11-07 15:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Nice and so Aomine-like^^

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abvore In reply to redridingHaruhi [2015-11-07 16:22:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay~ Glad you think so ^_^
Thank you.

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harukakazue [2015-11-07 02:12:30 +0000 UTC]

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS
dAIKI WHY ARE U OFFERING ME MAI CHAN

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abvore In reply to harukakazue [2015-11-07 03:26:38 +0000 UTC]

Hey, a dude's got to try to get your attention

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Selvatic [2015-11-06 05:04:33 +0000 UTC]



I think I love it even more when Aomine's face hits the ground!
It's even better than Kise acting all pathetic!

Amazing job once more Acchan!

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 09:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Huhuhu~ My head is swelling right now.
Thanks, Sel-chan! Glad you enjoyed it.
Now if only the long fic would finish itself while I'm asleep ( -_-)

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Selvatic In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 12:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Nah, take it easy! 

In my country there's a saying that goes like
Good things take a long time to get ready

(it's my all-time favourite excuse )

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 13:31:56 +0000 UTC]

You're so nice to me~
Think I'll be borrowing that excuse from now on

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Selvatic In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 13:36:51 +0000 UTC]

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 13:44:23 +0000 UTC]

I ran away before being dragged to a Halloween party tonight
Maybe I should have gone for inspiration though.
How's Friday night treating you?

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Selvatic In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 13:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Beautifully (NOT) 
Japanese classes, zemi, papers, everything today was sooooo much fun!

Thankfully I'm finally back home, wrapped in the duvet (pretending I'm an Akashi-burrito), visualising a Kageyama addition to my Bad Habits! series

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 13:53:10 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Mostly the same. Luckily my last class was a movie though.
I almost hate the people who had today off.
That image though~ Akashi-burrito~
Can't wait for Kags.

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Selvatic In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 13:55:43 +0000 UTC]

Day off? THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE???
Gosh, I hate them all! (I'm working throughout the weekend as well by the way... :S )

I hope you enjoy some free time at least...

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 14:02:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm free tomorrow and Sunday
but that's when I try to catch up on my dissertation
and online Shakespeare course

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Selvatic In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 14:03:35 +0000 UTC]

You don't sound that free to me...
Ganbattene, Acchan!

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 14:09:17 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm basically taking a double course load
Of course, I will procrastinate
Sel-chan mo ganbatte!

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Selvatic In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 14:11:10 +0000 UTC]

zenzen ganbaritakunai

I just want to stay a burrito for life!

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 14:20:28 +0000 UTC]

Following in Akashi's absolute footsteps ftw!
Watashi mo. Issho anime ya ranoberu ni muchuu de kurashitai yo

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Selvatic In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 14:23:30 +0000 UTC]

Nakama!

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abvore In reply to Selvatic [2015-11-06 14:30:25 +0000 UTC]

Yay~  

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lunarosej [2015-11-06 01:30:57 +0000 UTC]

" Drop dead, pervert. "
- Reader-chan, 2015

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abvore In reply to lunarosej [2015-11-06 09:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Truer words have never been spoken, lol.

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Ana-chanS2 [2015-11-06 00:58:01 +0000 UTC]

PPFFFFTTTT THIS IS PERFECT THIS IS GOLD   

If I were Reader, I'd be like 'wtf I'm not a perv like you you perv"   

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abvore In reply to Ana-chanS2 [2015-11-06 09:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks again, sweets.
So many ways to kill Daiki's ego~

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agatstone [2015-11-05 23:21:28 +0000 UTC]

just great lol

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abvore In reply to agatstone [2015-11-06 09:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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agatstone In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 09:36:47 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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Sarolonde [2015-11-05 22:49:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I've got my baby Ryouta's back~!   

Lol, still cracks me up. That awkward moment when the girl you're shamelessly hitting on picks up Shounen Jump  
I also love how just confident Reader-chan. I would have 1. holy fuck this dude is scary and hitting on me *awkward smile* and 2. not even touched something embarrassing   But then I'm a pansy.
Sexy cover image too ^_^

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abvore In reply to Sarolonde [2015-11-06 09:26:32 +0000 UTC]

Always in Ki-kun's corner. Woot~
Lol, I'd probably get into a very shameless conversation
I can't help but want to tease/shock people who think they can say anything.

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Sarolonde In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 12:12:59 +0000 UTC]

Ryouta fangirl for life  

Lol you'd argue? With Aomine? I'd like to say I'd be like my Reader-chan and not being intimidated but I think if he were real he'd scare the shit out of me.
But I'm timid like that  

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abvore In reply to Sarolonde [2015-11-06 13:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Yup, I would bring up male anatomy to counter him
and would probably end up having a one-night stand
Ahahaha, I have zero restraint when I'm interested in something.
Scary is Mukkun! That height + blankly chewing candy all the time
I'm not particularly brave either but my brain and mouth get way ahead of me at times.

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Sarolonde In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 14:01:10 +0000 UTC]

Noooo I'd be so much more terrified of Aomine, with his scowly face   so scary.
Mukkun is like a giant teddy-bear, unless he gets angry (which mostly only happens with bball) he's simply adorable. I'm really short but I have a big friendly giant as a friend so I guess the height doesn't worry me. Actually my friend is very similar to Mukkun. Not quite as tall obvs.

Lol see I'm a coward AND I overthink everything so I would just walk away with like an awkward smile.

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abvore In reply to Sarolonde [2015-11-06 14:07:40 +0000 UTC]

The tallest friend I have is about 6. 5.
Not sure that's Mukkun's level.

Also, it's your fault I can't get Alex/Himuro pairing out of my head.
That angsty conversation he had with her rings all sort of bells now
Fandom, where brain cells come to die~

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Sarolonde In reply to abvore [2015-11-06 21:11:31 +0000 UTC]

Um, add another 5 inches and you have Mukkun. He's really tall... Lol.
 Omg I'm being accused of all things from you lately missy~! I am appalled  

Nah just jokes ^_^ Welcome to my "consider every pairing in existence" brain~! It's a dark place full of smut and profanity  
I don't like rolling with the mainstream. Lol I sound so douche.

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abvore In reply to Sarolonde [2015-11-07 03:31:35 +0000 UTC]

I guess that means more of him wrap around someone
Hehehe I was a poor innocent before I met you~
Surprised lightning didn't strike me for that huge lie

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Sarolonde In reply to abvore [2015-11-07 03:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Mukkun can wrap around me any day  
Although I found some really beautiful Mura/Kiyo fanart yesterday and I'm so far gone for it. All these fanfic ideas entered my mind like a damn plague  I'm hopeless. They're adorable  
Mwaha I am an indomitable corruption machine   

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abvore In reply to Sarolonde [2015-11-07 04:02:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm down for that too Ah, that ship~
I think of them as a flexible pair,
changing dynamics every other day.
Kiyo topping Mukkun though

I share the title so no worries

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Sarolonde In reply to abvore [2015-11-07 05:15:14 +0000 UTC]

And now you're helping feed my problems lol  
KIYO TOPPING?! Why must you say these things?!
As soon as I read it all kinds of scenarios flash before my eyes so vividly   And I'm in yaoi hell all over again. It is truly a wonderful place  
I'm uncertain I ever left  I'm uncertain I want to.

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abvore In reply to Sarolonde [2015-11-07 06:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Muhahaha~ Yes, all the scenarios
We suffer together~

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